Is anyone else’s vampire constantly trying to suck your blood while you’re asleep despite training, obedience school, etc? I got bitter apple to put on my jugular, a holy water spray bottle for when I catch her, nothing has worked. I don’t want to send her to a high-stake shelter but idk what to do

I gazed into the abyss, and the abyss just walked right past me, pretending not to see. What the fuck.

I love living in this weird city

Unter die Lindenau Bahnsteig, Deutschland, March 2026

No Smoking (without me) 💜

I got to learn glass blowing and upcycling recycled bottles into vases and stemware!

Damn, it’s weird to have spent years building an openid provider for a security firm, Only to get 2 weeks into this part-time job using keycloak and realize “yeah, this is honestly good enough. I should have just wrapped this tool in an easier UI… and shipped that.”

i'm really baffled by silicone scar gel/tape because i remembered them on a whim to help a fresh burn wound that ken got and decided to apply it to some of my old scars and It Just Works. baffling as well that from a cursory reading researchers only have various speculations of why it works. weird.

You know, in 2013 or so I was told by a doctor that consuming alcohol with my other medical conditions is probably unwise- I wasn’t really ready to hear that. Now in 2026 when a doctor says the same, my wife and girlfriends all say the same- I, annoyed, sigh loudly and say “fine, I don’t need it.”

I would say that one of the big downsides of living the good life, that philosophers don't often talk about, is that it really dampens your ability to whine. Whining and complaining, which is one of the greatest joys of human existence, is tragically robbed from us almost entirely.

ME TO MY STRAIGHT GIRL FRIENDS WHEN THEY GET DIVORCED: Good. I never liked him anyway ME TO MY STRAIGHT GUY FRIENDS WHEN THEY GET DIVORCED: Good. I never liked you anyway

I ate celery, tell my wife I love her

Work, school, or health. Put one down Cupcake, before you drop all three.

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

I wrote about how the conservative Supreme Court and federal judiciary are constructing a dual state for trans people. A system that enables arbitrary and unchecked power to push trans people out of society. www.thedissident.news/the-normativ...

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

To every late transitioner: Thank you for your inspiration. You are living proof that the best time to start is simply whenever you decide you’re ready.

Oh it’s that easy is it….

Zoey Classic

This is an absolute must-watch if you want to be brought up to speed on the state of trans rights in the UK. Ever wondered why two successive governments have promised to ban conversion practices and then reneged on those promises? This video reveals all.

Why would I need a referral for HRT every 3 months? I’m transgender, I’m going to keep being transgender, I don’t need my PCP to continue to approve my transness, I should not need a referral/transfer more than once (or at all, honestly). Nothing but headaches since switching to Leipzig Uni Klinik

I went to Prague again yesterday 😻

So I’m finally working for one of those customers that looks at the OIDC client config page of their IdP and say “wow, none of this means anything, OIDC is confusing to use.” I feel like I’m seeing the industry from the opposite side, finally. And industry wide, we are very bad at security ux.

Always a good time these days to repost this slide from an IBM internal presentation in 1979.

My stomach just made the exact same sound as opening a big Dark Souls door

My girlfriend Addison came all the way to Leipzig to visit me the next couple of weeks ✨🔥💕 I haven’t gotten to see her for over a year. I’m so so happy 😻 (and maybe a little awkward)

New residence permit app submitted, I’m hype. Unlimited employment contract, please yield longest residence permit 🩷🤞🍀

Come Monday I’ll be screaming- “We go again!” filling out my “hello my name is” placard for the hundredth time.

What if my Deutschschule cancelled my B1 Kurs, again, for a treat. 4th time is a charm I guess ✨✌️💀

(Looks down, discovering my own softness) Niceeeee

Damn, women be so soft tho.

didn’t even go to the party last night but I still woke up hung over- the We Pregamed too Hard story.

Shoutout to my metamours who also dated purple is my personality substitute, horse, bi-gender person at the same time- Peace and therapy fam ✌️

Sometimes I meet someone who likes the color Purple like it’s their personality and I panic and get suspicious of them for awhile. It’s funny how little quirks of exes set you off even years later.

The only things I want to own are the things people love to borrow (and then remind them of me)

Hey all, here's a post at @ssrc.org about how anti-trans talking points are getting wrapped into Google's AI search results. AI search not only cites anti-trans disinfo, but sanitizes it, making practices like conversion therapy sound legitimate and safe.

Oh man, the photos compilation of my kitty who passed was definitely what I needed to make me cry on the train home from class.

Yeah Cupcake, let’s take that extremely fragile, hard-won sense of security and safety you’re rebuilding in this relationship and risk it all jumping in (unprepared) to a kink scene so when you ultimately do get triggered, it’s really droppy and bad on top of it all.

few americans know this but here in europe we call her kilometery cyrus

Become ungovernable

Happy Valentine’s Day all you beautiful queers in my phone 😘💕

t4t dating: base 1 - sharing discord (or signal if you're cool) base 2 - sex base e - natural logarithm base 3 - info dumping about special interest base 4 - doing each other's injections base 5 - sorry what base is who on??? i'm not good at basketball base 6 - 7

applying the right hand rule inside of a pussy to find the clit

Huh, it’s surreal to not need to be on LinkedIn applying for jobs daily. I get to just chill and know that task is done, I can just focus on the next thing (Deutschkurs starting again Monday)

I took the job! They’re gonna pay me to build enhancements to keycloak and UCS which, yes, I love that. And it’s fucking part time. In Germany. Not USA work, not we say x hours but really you’re working 1.5x No shareholders or earnings calls, Just a guy named David who likes techno. Let’s go!

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

A baby

What if I just take a simple sysadmin job for 20 hours a week? Yeah dawg she’s a published academic and built Cisco’s OIDC tooling, but then she quit to flee fascism for 1/15th the pay, half the hours, and social welfare benefits.