Asking to eat someone out not just because the mood is right, but because you’re on antibiotics and honestly could use the biome boost.

Me describing my life after a week of being sick af- But I finally left the house today and didn’t die. I had company over, also didn’t die. So far I would say things are pretty good.

the reason girls are so sleepy all the time is because they're going to bed at 4 am after being gay as fuck all night

I got to be a hottie going around kissing other cutie at this kinky party last night 💕 I’m so fucking gay, wow.

Sending love out to the special bunny in my life <3 You gave me a very special gift this week I'm still fantasizing about days later. I'm going to rearrange your guts next time I see you 😘

Omg my gay ass, trance like, stumbling onto an sbahn drunk on hot gay sex and oxytocin. Living in a city with effective public transportation is actually necessary for queer sexual liberation. There’s no way I could drive home after that hookup.

You notice how thousands and thousands of cops aren't coming out to condemn Jonathan Ross for senselessly killing Renee Good? This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.

It’s my 5 year hrt anniversary today 💕 It is never too late. I started at 33, I’m so happy I did. I’m so happy with how I look and feel. Transgender medicine made my life real and happy.

Every HRT prescription should come with a free synth.

growing up autistic and traumatised makes u so fucking hyper aware of everything and other people and what they are thinking and feeling when they’re around you and how they’re acting. we see so much

The difference between the amount of time it takes to fill a out job application vs getting the AI generated rejection email 💀 I moved to a country with a shortage of highly technical software engineers, yet the companies that need workers have built infrastructure to make sure they can’t hire us.

Oh yeah I play turtle wow now. My main is a level 2 dwarf rogue.

My resolution for the New Year is to attack and dethrone God.

continually tapping the "short form video is fundamentally evil and deleterious to society" sign

Cupcake, it’s actually rude to roast the DJs like you did. I know, I’m sorry. I’ll try not to be so mean next time 🙁

Colonizing gender? Nah dawg, I’m a gender refugee at best. Have you seen what passes as masculinity in our culture? My gender is Cupcake. Society says this much pink, softness, and looking this way is feminine-coded. Woman is simply the category we’ve constructed that best fits my presentation.

*she finishes eating me out on the edge of the bed* “thank you, that has been a fantasy of mine this week and now I’ve done it now.” Me: hun, my brain is fully rebooting. Come cuddle me and wait 5 minutes for me to come back online after that.

My IFS therapist spits out her tea- “wait did you just-“

Sometimes you top the hell out of your friend because she just needs it.

Written by the father of a trans girl… “When society tries to police and exclude trans girls, it ends up policing all girls. Because transmisogyny does not just say, “Trans girls aren’t real girls.” It also says, “There is only one correct way to be a girl.””

A friend said to me today “there is no one true/correct relationship structure. There is just the one that is right for your relationship.” I needed to hear that. The way I live my life has changed. The way I relationship has too. It’s uncharted (for me anyway). Just live your life sometimes.

Merry gaymas

Wake up, look down, smile because you have a cute lil pussy.

I think I realized that my wife’s bestie and I would have actually been really compatible fwb if we met under different circumstances. Missing out? No, actually- I think that it is awesome. A big win for us, uncomplicated comrades and wing-women. We’re hyping that we fuckin, but we ain’t fuckin

Bath o’clock

So I got in yesterday, smoked a bunch of weed and went to bed. Today I slept in so good and am trying to just relax and enjoy being home. Also I’m supremely horny and sensitive with on and off headaches. My hrt is out of whack 🫠 my brain too- from travel + house guest + hard relationship convos 😿

I got to see the beautiful Irish countryside and ocean today 😻💕

My 72yo mom learning to drive on the left, in a city, is absolutely terrifying.

✅ Visit Ireland ✅ Guiness Perfect Pour Certified

Azrael’s remains and paw imprint arrived home today. It’s strange having more cat urns at home than living cats now. I went from “wow you have 3 cats?” (so many, eccentric cat lady) to “you keep urns and talk to them?” (so many, heartbroken cat lady) in under a year. I miss my girls 😿😿

Krka, Croatia

We had a lil heart to heart talk about respecting boundaries and that she needs to stop and think before speaking, because she is often just saying whatever story comes to mind without asking “do they want to hear this?”

Mom is annoying me, in Croatia. Fuck 🤦‍♀️

It feels good being the person that people chase down after a networking event so they can elevator pitch their startup and ask “hey, can you help us? You’re talking about exactly what we are doing and we want your input.” It’s not a job offer, but it’s a good networking opportunity all the same.

Mom is in Germany with me!!!! Yay!!!

Honestly, I would give anything to see my bestie at our favorite place on earth. I miss them so so so much 😭

your jobs board has an 0x0ff1ce subdomain where applicants must manually POST (curl, etc) an application with specified parameters and the job id from "GET /jobs" results. OK, you got me, this seems like a cool place to go work just for doing it this way.

Sitting on a train, thinking about gock…

(good things) Why does this keep happening to me? Wait, right- I remember- I’m kind, smart, and hot. Makes sense.

In a way Trump and Mamdani are similar. They are both populists fighting against the elite, it's just who they see as "the elite" differs. Mamdani sees the elite as the billionaires who control the economic, political, and social systems of society. Trump sees the elite as people who read books.

> Students are afraid to fail, and AI presents itself as a savior. But what we learn from history is that progress requires failure. It requires reflection. I love this framing and wholeheartedly agree with, but it does miss the point that university is hard, cripplingly expensive, and GPA sticks.

Here’s the coming-out letter I shared with my friends and family on Facebook eight years ago. Maybe something in there will resonate for you. True story at the end there.

Practical? No Beautiful? Yes I need some dungeon time, I miss tying.

Telling someone today about missing her, I realized that Azzy was 19yo… I’m 38. I lost a cat that was here for half of my life. Basically all of my adult life. The most important, most me part of my life. I left a really shitty, abusive, childhood home- adopted a cat- and she was with me since.

I said goodbye to my oldest friend today. The best cat, Azrael. I love you baby 💕

Ahhhhhhhh! (interview today, along with lots of other stress)

This week is insanely up and down for life circumstances. Truly not a boring life. Definitely getting my therapy’s worth.

Fully lucid, no anesthesia/twilight, butt scope was not on my bingo sheet for this week 😭😭😭 Yes I know it’s only 5 minutes for a jpouch, but that was an extremely uncomfortable 5 minutes 🤬😡

This was a lovely talk to give and I look amazing doing it!