“There’s no such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothes.”

🎄 A late Christmas present! ⌚️ FT | 🎩 1-2 🔴

Yes. Very funny, Secret Santa 🙄

🎄 Flying into Christmas with five home league wins on the spin! ⌚️ FT | 🔴 2-1 🔵

When @davidpreece.bsky.social met Billy Graham at Roker Park. Intrigued? Find out more here in Part 1 of David’s episode - bit.ly/41zma1V

Glad times have changed and fortunate to have played a small part in the turnaround of the club’s recent history

For @davidpreece.bsky.social his first clear memory of a @safc.com game was 1985 League Cup final featuring a disastrous OG, which is perfect prep for a life of disappointment. Find out more in Part 1 of David’s episode - bit.ly/41zma1V

Discussed some of my injuries as a player with @rcfoster.bsky.social and many other things and somehow he managed to edit them down under 2 hours

The new ROUTE ONE is live and we’ve got @davidpreece.bsky.social over to assess James Trafford, @mattdaviesadams.bsky.social wonders about Chelsea’s title hopes and @afhstewart.bsky.social thinks Everton might have a real gem in Alex Aznou… pod.fo/e/3060ac

This is the first in a series which will include titles such as “Putting the bins out: Is it a Buddhist endeavour?” and “Hang a painting on the wall? Do I look like an engineer?”.

The most boring thing you’ll ever read open.substack.com/pub/davidpre...

Someone’s lost a shoe. Sign of a good night out, that.

Morning!

Drove past your mam’s house this morning . . .

Think Gary Lineker should do a snooker podcast called The Rest Is For Long Awkward Shots

Look, if I’ve seen this, you have to too. My man!

Me 2 years ago: I’m not really a pet person. Me today: Feeding my dog digestive biscuits with Philadelphia on and making him promise not to tell his Mam.

There’s a lot to go over these past two years with most of it spent 5000 miles away. Anyway I’ve made a start with a ramble and will eventually get to the drama of late April. open.substack.com/pub/davidpre...

There’s a lot to go over these past two years with most of it spent 5000 miles away. Anyway I’ve made a start with a ramble and will eventually get to the drama of late April. open.substack.com/pub/davidpre...

After 2 years in India, my whole persona now revolves around me not believing how expensive everything is now I’m back.

No one seems to remember when the internet - and Twitter - wasn’t about ‘engagement’ but just… having fun. How we’ve internalised the Growth Delusion as individuals, treating ourselves as brands requiring outreach, is beyond me, and deeply cringe.

An astonishing, darkly comedic tale from Davy Corner, the man blamed 4 Sunderland’s ‘85 League Cup final defeat By ‘blamed’ I don’t mean a hard time in media. I mean physically assaulted He later joined police + was called out to a man attacked with a samurai sword… podfollow.com/1745066482

Pure coincidence, I’m sure

The brothers, Randolph and Mortimer Duke, own a firm called Duke & Duke Commodity Brokers

Here's the Spotify link for Apple-dodgers open.spotify.com/episode/3a44...

Yes, I am old

Yes, I am old

How old am I? Three floors of stairs and tired old.

"If you ever want to see your Christmas presents again, leave £1million in non-sequential notes in a holdall at the edge of the woods. Don't try to trace this call".

Massive away win for the little fella.

Look how well behaved this chap is in the supermarket , whilst ours is barred from the corner shop for pissing up the crisps

#LUFC I was thinking of starting a petition: "I would like there to be another 1973 FA Cup final. I believe that the Sunderland win was not what Leeds United fans were promised in the lead up to the match." That should do it. At least 2m signatures I reckon.

A dad and his young son caught me talking to the street dog outside the apartment and the kid said something to me in Hindi/Marathi. “He’s telling you to keep talking to the dog because it understands you and likes it.” the dad says. I look back at the dog and I swear it’s smiling at me.

Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech. Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.

“I Can’t Believe it’s Not Twitter”

They should have called this site AFC Twitter

Back in Mumbai after barely 4 days at home. Tired, emotional and getting upset that I didn’t say goodbye to my dog because I’d get too upset saying goodbye to him. And whilst I’m making myself sad about it, he’s probably just chewing a plastic bottle he pinched out of the kitchen, happy as Larry.

🚨NEW!! (Reposts appreciated) I've got my own website! Football Chronicles is a way to share my work and to regularly post new content. First up, I spoke with @davidpreece.bsky.social about goalkeeping, pundits and how their analysis is often wide of the mark.⚽️ t.co/PmozkmG551