🌸 #DOD3 #Drakengard

raph spotted in a geico commercial. that's poomf (parasocial oomf)

weird nightmare

weird nightmares

thinking about this

god i fucking love building shit in the sims

woman at another table wearing such a low cut dress it looks like it's just a bra... thank you

boss gave me his extra hash brown today is a good day

people with bright ass led headlights should die. especially when i have a headache

they're saying they're the most headaches guy in the world

it's a fucked up trick that you can get cut by cardboard

who on the snl writers is so into incest they can't go a week without making a joke about it

fuckkkk i love pig roast night

i am so tired of coughing and blowing my nose

how life feels when you ignore the game awards

my brain is cooking

every day without a new good fic entry for my girls is another day closer to ending it all

ladies i don't think this is a fever i can sweat out

human bodies are so fucking gross. electric meat sacks constantly leaking some kind of slime or the other

it is so hard to breathe

lena pawxton mindscape cinema

feel like i got hit in the face with a shovel

taking off tomorrow 😔

incredible timing to get sick right before my annual doctor appointment for the second year in a row

bugs make me want to kill myself

bro my tech support guy is on here looking at reddit trying to figure this shit out 😭

this is making me cry

Shrimplet fries sound fake but okay 🍤👀 #Gastronauts

coming up with things i want when i am generally an ascetic kind of person is frustrating. what i really want, as always, is a garbage bag full of weed. but i can't say that

santa greased lightning ad skipping that chicks will cream because he doesn't make mrs claus cum #truth

i should be compensated for having to hear post malone

weird ass recurring dream i haven't had for a while

observer gf - observing - detects ordinarily overlooked details - sees the big picture - learning to sit back and observe - "i'll take a look at that" - "yes, i'm keeping an eye on it" - scanning everything - "i see" - takes pleasure in looking - always watching - always watching - always wa

it's so sad when a good story concept is poorly written

If this is happening to you we recommend seeing a medical professional 😀 #Gastronauts

tired

suffering from one more chapter disease

i would put my pronouns in my email at work but frankly it's none of anyone's business

holy shit a story that actually mentions getting periods as something to be managed

uncomfortable dream

girl who never got to have her own heart #hsr #stelle

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weird fucking dream

It's wine o'clock somewhere! 🍷🚤 @Ifycomedy.com #CrowdControl

the opposite of this perfect joker-mobile:

lactation party at the library

things keep getting worse

i bleached my bangs and keep going "damn she's kinda cute though" every time i see myself in a mirror.