it’s important to do things for your teenage self every so often, as a way of staying on speaking terms with the person you used to be

court reporters stop pretending to be psychic!! you can't lift your chin "defiantly", it's just looking up, and "closing your eyes during a long meeting" means fucking nothing. you might as well report on her skullshape, it's egregious to do this shit (esp during the actual trial, which they did)

hey @theguardian.com this piece is wildly irresponsible! To post an "interview" with an LLM, with zero context given that that it cannot answer questions about itself, and that you've basically just asked it to generate some science fiction dialogue? www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

ChatGPT was it a good idea to indiscriminately scrape training data from forums?

those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this

The caption 👌 [via The Met Museum open access image library]

just remembered that wikipedia has a list of fish named after other fish

Sort of expanding while remaining the same size

So sick of mainstream media; I get all my news from the Australia Post parcel tracker app

You'll never not be able to tell the difference again! It's a gift for life!

Revelations 21:5 - "This is good shit, is someone getting this down?" #occultsky

A minor curse of being an editor/researcher/fact-checker type, is that when you mispronounce something, people tend not to correct you; they assume they must be the one whose been saying it wrong Hence my decades-long run with 'menomic'

I pronounced the word 'mnemonic' wrong until the age of 27 (I said 'muh-nomic'; it's the other way around). Now I just get mixed up and hesitant every time. Saw someone refer to the Naomi Klein mnemonic* today and realised that "Naomi" is mnemonic for how to say mnemonic. N before M, like Naomi

One of my very favourite email newsletters is The Whippet by @mckinleaf.bsky.social. Each is a treasure trove. From the latest, in a piece on precious gems: "The word 'amethyst' means 'not drunk' – a-methys – and ancient Romans and Greeks believed it could let you drink without getting drunk" 🍷💎🏺

Introduce yourself with 4 records

I went to a bronze-making workshop on the weekend! I made this guy out of wax and he's going to get cast in bronze. From a bunch of different creation stories: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_... 'My name is Heart Girt By a Serpent' // Kardia Periezosmenei Ophin #occultsky

Incredible use of the medium, you gotta click through and read the bios go.bsky.app/KDY26rh

After we adopted Toro we discovered that his first owner taught him to laugh like an evil villain

broken country obviously, but fucking kudos to the people waiting in line for 6+ hours to vote

This is a review of The Heptameron, a grimoire published in the 1400s. The Heptameron's author was killed by the Inquisition on charges of heresy and atheism, so I guess the amount of Christianity in the text is an "agree to disagree" situation #occultsky

hey man, nice fucking staff. it’s so gnarly. what is that, ebony? you’ve got an orb on top and everything. you gotta introduce me to your orb guy

From a book on death anxiety, which the author thinks contemporary psychology tends to downplay as underlying cause for other psych issues. I'm not cool about death now, but there were some helpful ideas in there

From Per Amica Silentia Lunae ("through the friendly silences of the moon") www.gutenberg.org/files/33338/...

Every day I wake up, look at my open tabs, and try and figure out what the hell I was on about yesterday

Putting Crab Man in my will without any explanation to give a local private detective some work one day. I like to help rev the economy

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

A cherry tomato's greatest aspiration in life is to roll under a fridge, and it is ever alert for opportunities to achieve this dream

Healthy communication in the wild! At ~15s, Tom Hardy is saying 'the words "method acting" always make me feel like launching into a 4-hour lecture' - except he catches himself at "make me feel" and changes it to "I feel like responding with" Owning his own choices! youtube.com/shorts/6LbfH...

I feel pleased about this. It's a blatant promotional thing, and it has worked on me 👍

If you're in Australia, may I direct you to an incredibly nifty little site: yourbookstore.io You can search for any book you like, and it will tell you the nearest bookstore where it is stocked. And noting many independent bookstores will mail out online orders as well. Books! Near you!

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally

"clue" originally meant "a ball of string" (spelt clew) since Theseus used a ball of string to find his way out of the Minotaur's labyrinth, "clue/clew" became a metaphor for "thing that helps you solve a puzzle" or "thing that points you in the right direction"

You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you

Could we calm down, do we think

this could be us but you playin

If I had to guess "things I will find if I clean under my fridge", I think I would starve to death before I made it to "a copy of Microsoft Office"

This is a critical review of a book titled "Wisht Waters: Aqueous Magica and the Cult of Holy Wells", a non-fiction book about sacred wells of the British Isles. It does indeed "go on about wells" for a while

what are men FOR

Huh. (Mark Hoppus from Blink 182 and Hannah Gadsby)

Would it kill them to put a beauty filter on the supermarket self-checkout cameras?

Talking to my husband about the Trump mugshot

does anyone want to go halves with me, I only need one

every poster thinks they are casually sharing their passing thoughts; every replier thinks they are critiquing a manifesto

bond university do u think the book animal farm was about animals

My coworker just used the phrase “members of the Church of the Little Treat” today and man that was LOUD

Human bodies are constantly like: Hey you know that nagging physical and/or mental problem you can’t quite solve? Well, you know that thing you hate doing more than anything else? You’re not gonna believe this but—

this is one of those updates they probably have pre-written and ready to go for any spree shooting, like how they have pre-written obits for celebrities