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Some useful words as we tumble into winter: ❄️⛄🧣🎄🕯️#AppreciateApricity www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/win...

A tiny bit of shameless self-promotion because the gifting season is creeping up on us. If you’re after something delicious, handcrafted, and ethical, my chocolate boxes, bars, and treats make really lovely gifts. Treat yourself, treat someone else, or both, I won’t judge! Reshares appreciated! 🍫✨

I got almost 50 spam mails in 3 days from the exact same Russian email address with various and completely unrelated content.

THE NEW VINE WILL TAKE YOUR CONTENT like everybody is excited because “vine is back and they don’t allow AI!!!” But that is only because they want new content to scrape for training AI. Don’t be fooled.

Stop the slop.

Share a TV series you've seen from beginning to end more than once 📺

"Environmental, ethical, and aesthetic issues aside: the damn thing doesn’t work."

🌐 #art

I looked at one of my novels today, because I was trying to remember something, and... then I just kept reading. Like, damn. I wrote this. Neat... 🤓

Our Mulled Wine Dark Chocolate Truffles are only here for Christmas! 🎄 A mulled wine ganache coated in smooth dark chocolate. Rich, warming, and just the thing for cosy winter evenings ✨ Alcohol-free and handcrafted in small batches, pure Christmas in a bite. 🍫

Not once ✋️

Covid shot today, flu shot one week ago 💪

Ist sie nicht niedlich?! Und ich versuche mich einfach von der fehlenden Reichweite nicht stressen/runterziehen zu lassen. Der Kalender wird die kleinste Auflage in 10 Jahren haben - Liebe an all, die mich bei dem Projekt unterstützen, sein es Likes, Kommentare, Teilungen oder eben der Kauf ❤︎₊ ⊹

I don't think people realize how much a trillion dollars is. Let's say you get paid a million dollars per day. That's a lot, right? If you spend none of it and pay no taxes, you'll have a trillion dollars in approximately two thousand seven hundred (2700) YEARS. No one should have that much.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Devastating. Teen Vogue's politics coverage has been incredible and this is a major loss for journalism. Legacy journalism keeps on getting rid of the only people making it worth anything anymore.

A movie you’ve seen more than seven times in a gif.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

Frodo taking AI to Mount Doom to destroy evil once and for all

I just spent 6 days in London, and you may not know this about me, but I have never ever needed an umbrella while in London, and this time was no different 😇 (It rained once while I was inside at Comic Con and once at night, and it started again the moment we left... 🤣)

Genuinely the most shocking realisation of my adult life is how dramatically those of us who enjoy thinking are outnumbered by those who find it wholly unpleasant and worth significant cost and effort to avoid.

I do not care for being reminded that my brain has limits it didn't used to have.

Since we turned the clocks back last night, the night has arrived earlier which means I can enjoy the lit pumpkins sooner. 🎃

If you see this, post a pic of you in glasses. (Me in glasses and cosplay today 😇)

I couldn't very well NOT buy a Cat King notebook, could I?

The AWS outage today is a good reminder that there is no "cloud", there's just somebody else's computer.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Precisely…..

OK guys, post your best signs from today for entry into my Top 15 No Kings Sign Contest.

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

Finally some good news after two gastroscopies in a month (the second one with ultrasound and removing something suspicious). What they removed was apparently there from birth. Some tissue from the pancreas wandered over to the stomach and sat there. And, more importantly, it's perfectly harmless.

I hope my laptop never dies. It still has Windows 10

Although classified as carnivores, wolves may sometimes follow an omnivorous diet. They can eat meat, eggs and even fruit! This time of year, pumpkins are a special treat for our ambassador wolves.🎃 #wolffact

Don’t make me tap the sign.

THIS: 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

If you’re after a little autumn treat for someone you care about, my seasonal chocolate bars are still around. Delicious, ethical, and sure to bring a smile this season 🍫🍂. jenkinsemporium.co.uk

We should be asking this c o n s t a n t l y.

Not too shabby, eh? 😇 Five shots per target sheet. (Went to the yearly local funfair and played with an air rifle. No, I have no idea why I can do this. I just always could.)

A reminder that I have "Arkham" embedded in my name. (not that there's anything wrong with that...)

The great actress Diane Keaton has left us at the age of 79. Too soon to say good-bye to the woman who made us smile at the quirky Annie Hall, and who broke our hearts in Reds. Your charm and talent will be sorely missed.

Okay, what the fuck kind of bug is this? (The wings start orange and get purple towards the back, and it's the size of a wasp.)

As is always correct and in accordance with all the laws of the internet, I just watched Tom Holland's epic Lip Sync Battle performance, and now I am sharing it with all of you so you can do the same.

'When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist,' the Norwegian Nobel Committee said as it announced Maria Corina Machado as the winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize

I’m down for this.

The top one per cent are the #parasiteclass #fuckcapitalism

It's spooky season! May I not so humbly recommend my vampire librarian? 🧛‍♂️ Find the ebook at the retailer of your choice 📚 books2read.com/u/mvM6jz