I’m going to my quarters and I prefer not to be disturbed.

FYI

Downloading BF6…

FYI

look at my opposition party dawg

Good riddance

lmao

TIL that the last name Smith, Ferrari, and Herrero are the same thing

A+ license plate

lol

I haven’t eaten anything since the last time I ate. I’m starving

When your dentist and her bosom are all up in your face as she cleans your mouth, where tf are you supposed to look

I bit my dentist today. Wasn't even getting a checkup at the time, I just saw him at the supermarket

RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-promotes-natural-immunity-with-invitation-to-touch-his-festering-sore/

it’s crazy that people born in 2001 are already 50 years old

if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE

still can’t stop laughing at this

Bro what are they teaching kids these days

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror https://theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-reflection-in-mirror/

I’m fucking dead 😂

TIL half mast is for flags on ships; half staff is for flags on land.

I’m fucking dead 😂

Holy fuck the Braves send way too many marketing emails

This is just terrible news.

hope they lose every game forever

farts and prayers

Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird

sometimes when i’m angry i get out my phone and rotate big shaq

Same

Pay very close attention. On the campaign trail, Trump promised to release the Epstein files. Now that survivors are naming him as Epstein’s close friend, he’s calling it a “hoax.” Miss me with that bullshit.

Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

New York does not miss. The bleach did it for me. 😭

Bone petite

A man is facing a murder charge over his friend's death after Texas authorities allege the two men took turns shooting at each other.

Amazing he does this on the team’s off days

People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, here’s Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks

1997: the president was born in 1946 2007: the president was born in 1946 2017: the president was born in 1946 2027: we’ll see

Listen if Giuliani, Clinton, and Trump make the rule of three, I'm ok with it.

RFK Jr on his way to help Rudy Giuliani

I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.