I'm hoping that my employee number works when I come back to work, because I want this Gachiakuta shirt really bad.

😏

Dude, how am I walking around at work in a way that causes my hip to lock up the next day

Calling the fucking cops.

We don't have time for this Millie

in 2027, some 13-year-old is going to learn about a band called "Nirvana" for the first time thanks to this yuri anime and I think that's beautiful

Forced myself out to locals despite the hectic work day. I gassed out really early and opted to just hang out after a while. The me from 10 yrs ago would be disappointed in my stamina.

The Chipotle in-store experience is potentially the worst of all time

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Worldwide fireworks displays were secretly launched by Chiitan all along.

Wake up babe, new Sami reaction just dropped

I dunno how I'll have the energy to fit in fighting games again. Ah yes employment is definitely back, baby!

First day at my own location at the new job today. Man, we have a lot of catch up to do. If I can figure this shit out, I can figure anything out.

Danger/Carnage/Magneto/Blade probably for me to start

PC beta FINALLY

🎃

God dammit, this top 8 makes me consider installing 2XKO. It might be helpful just to be playing a tag fighter before Tokon.

EVO is running ads for an ssd that starts at $350 and goes up to $3000. This reality is so ass.

"I bet it smells succulent in there" I want that chatter found and arrested.

I think I might actually play Danger to start with in Tokon. I wasn't going to because it feels like I'm just picking the I-No/Morrigan character so I don't have to learn anything new, but her grav nodes curving and bouncing projectiles is pretty cool looking.

It still doesn't feel right having evo happen now. I hope one of the special announcements at 6 is that it's going back to its usual month.

Free will goes crazy

So fucking happy Dogura is in top 8

LOL

this top 24 has been shockingly diverse. Still mostly the usual suspects, but we have like Jamie, Juri, Gief, Rashid etc so it's a little more balanced than the usual "oops all Mai"

Imagine downloading movies on your PS5 because it has no games, only to discover that it has no movies either

dont let ur memes be dreams play guilty gear

I got hit by Manon lvl 2 at locals tonight and fell out of it midway through and she got punished on hit. This character is fucking terrible man lol

I antiair better when I'm fucking exhausted. If I'm too tired to whimsy-max, I reluctantly play solid.

First week of work is complete. Still overwhelmed, but being on the floor with product that I actually know something about this time is pretty fun. I am faking it way less than at the women's cothing store.

Coming up on my last day at this store tomorrow. This has been a fuck ton of information...

🚨THE KIDS ACT IS AN INTERNET SURVEILLANCE BILL🚨 Congress is rushing the KIDS Act toward a vote. This blend of KOSA, the SCREEN Act, SAFE Bots, and other bills is a single package that is a threat to privacy and free expression for ALL internet users. 🧵(1/10)

my feed today: apple: it’s fucking over microsoft: it’s fucking over supreme court: it’s fucking over video game devs: it’s fucking over Wario64: undertale $2.49 on steam rn

both preorders are fine-print bundled with a $8 subscription gamers you have no self respect

Ah, there it is

Something I like to do when I lose a big hand at poker is tell journalists that the player who won will have to put in some work to make me feel better.

Why are people talking about Xrd being updated. Are you stupid?

You're not jav titles

Sam Raimi didn't strap a Super 8 camera to a 2x4 so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

I walked down to the hotel gym and there's just this dude laid out on the floor with his head on a roller and his BARE FEET ON THE BENCH

Eric Andre couldn't dream of making an interview this awkward

FUCK

This isn't a joke, it's not hyperbole, this is what they actually said - and GN mentioned the same is happening to companies like G. Skill who have been selling RAM to consumers for *decades*

For me this extends in the opposite sense. It's become socially acceptable to flatout ask if you're making money when you mention a hobby. I can't say that I like doing music without "are you gigging?" Or if I say I travel for fighting games, "you win any money?" Everything is a hustle now.

Day 1 is done. I am sufficiently overwhelmed.

qui-gon: i presume negotiations with the trade federation will begin shortly the trade federation:

First day of new job in 5 mins. Started today with a headache. 👍

I am not motivated to drive today bleh