I do love it when I come home from work and get told that I 'look really awful' by my mother I mean she's not wrong, I am exhausted and have a migraine hangover from yesterday, but pls there's no need to point it out 🥲🥲

Arsenal doing an Arsenal????

God bless that fucking bench 🫡

Tommy O'Brien the absolute CHICKEN that you are 🥹

Doris has come back from injury like an absolute menace

Hello it's me the leader of the party full of landlords that has been in power your whole adult life and created the housing crisis we now refuse to resolve. I'm here to tell you it's actually the foreigners' fault.

We are... not playing well my friends

Clearly O'Connell saw our shite line outs from last week and decided to *checks notes* ah yes... Keep them shite 🫡

"Not quite at capacity here at the Aviva Stadium" Yeah because this hour of a Saturday is 'watch rugby in your comfies' time my friends

Japans national anthem is a bit of a banger all the same

I am so full of pasta and can't move

Ready girls?

This whole rowing/canoeing lark every Thursday is haaaaaaaaaard work 😮‍💨😮‍💨

A 'clear red' my hole ye bunch of geebags x

Never should have been given

As much as I adore how deeply I feel things, fuck me it is fierce tiring sometimes

Work has me emotionally spent today and I am hanging on by a thread but it's Bake Off night and the moon is pretty so I know everything will be fine x

sigh

*told not to go on trip with TYs so goes into work as normal* Deputy Principal (who told me test I'm not to go): 'Oh why are you in, are you not going to *blank* with your TYs??' It's not even 9am yet and I'm fit to be tied x

Tonight I went for a walk and had a big fat cry on the beach and yeno what? Victorian drs might have been onto something with this whole 'time by the sea' lark x

Ah yes because spending most of the night overthinking everything is always the best way to spend the night before going back to work 🫡

What's it like inside your head?

Tonight I tried falafel for the first time and it was life changing 🫡

Craig Casey, my favourite little pocket rocket, has my heart feeling a type of way with that mullet 😮‍💨❤️

Me every time this ref makes a decision:

Obsessed with how Lowe does be having the time of his life playing NZ

Ah Doris ❤️

I hope they have an exorcist booked to cleanse the place after this match because fuck me both teams are playing like men possessed

Tadgh Furlong you absolute fucking brick wall of a man

If anyone needs me today I'll be under my blanket, doped up on pain killers and alternating between a hot water bottle, a tens machine and crying Please approach with caution, if at all x

Feeling incredibly incredibly fragile today, and it's not even because of alcohol??? Boo hiss

we are the granddaughters of the monsters you couldn't mash

It's officially the best time of the year (Movember 👀)

Adamant that nothing beats a little suí síos and a cupán tae at a session x

I swear to fuck if I find out who's been letting fireworks off since this morning I am ramming one up their hole and lighting it x

Absolutely fuming that my ma has (rightly so) hidden all the Halloween sweets for later How am I supposed to test every last one to make sure they're safe????

Strange way to refer to the Iona Institute but best of luck to them

Tried on my Halloween costume for Friday in case I needed to pick up any last minute bits and I am a bit giddy now x

This is such an amazing photograph. It really captures the essence of this family and their unique place in Irish society.

If it's big hair with an even bigger forehead you're after- I'm yer gal x

I have eternal life and I'm gonna spend all of it losing...

It appears 6am beach walks have become my thing during this midterm and who is she???

The scream I just SCRUMPT at that goal 😮‍💨

PMDD- except the longer you're off birth control the worse and worse it gets each cycle x

I am so in love with my squishy belly ahhhhhhhh x

Ireland really and truly popped off with the Claddagh ring tbh x

Well, did we all enjoy watching the cars go vroom vroom this evening???

It's well and truly cozy season and I am so fucking excited ahhhhhhhhhh

Leinster winning yesterday, Arsenal 1-0 up at half time and top of the league We are so fucking back baby x

Does this.. count as a soft launch????