I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Tears of joy! SCOTLAND HAS JUST PASSED SWIFT BRICKS INTO LAW unanimously! 4 years of asking England & Scotland sorts it in a month led by ACE ⁦‪ MARK RUSKELL MSP‬⁩ ♥️The RELIEF is unreal! Tell England to follow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿by emailing [email protected] now!WOOP!

This is well-done www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1dy...

"In 2013, Lance Corporal Joshua Leakey earned the Victoria Cross for heroic actions in Helmand, Afghanistan. During a Taliban ambush, he repeatedly braved heavy machine-gun fire to provide first aid to a wounded US Marine and single-handedly relocated two machine guns across 200m of exposed terrain"

They should tell Trump the Epstein Files are being stored in Greenland. He’d never mention the place again.

We went to watch an 11am screening of "Home Alone 2" at our local cinema today. Maltesers were our snack of choice. We all booed when Donald Trump did his cameo. Spectacular cartoon violence and a "this is kind of not plausible, is it?" storyline. And Tim Curry! We LOVED it.

Please don't share the heck out of this.

This is what Presidential Leadership looks like at the time of an unfathomable American tragedy. #BarackObama

Rob Reiner was a genius. He brought joy to this world, and in decades to come, people will still be laughing, crying, and quoting along to his incredible oeuvre. Donald Trump is a nobody. History will remember him as a villain and a nasty, dim-witted, unloved one at that. There's your difference

All the UK party leaders are giving messages of sympathy, solidarity and compassion this morning following the dreadful events in Australia. Nigel Farage is calling for a Muslim group to be banned.

Just 10k signatures needed now

🚨Now on 86,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 90,000 tonight! If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

Here’s your Epstein Hoax

HEY! I'm doing a Book Advent Calendar this year. You can get 4, 6 or 12 books. Each book will be personally picked based on the stuff you enjoy reading. So count down the days to Christmas by unwrapping a few delightful literary treats. HERE www.biggreenbookshop.com/simon-likes-...

The Big Green Books Advent Calendars are a hit! I've now sold eleven of them! I'll send you 4, 6 or 12 surprise books, personally chosen just for you, to unwrap on the run up to Christmas Available for ALL ages. INFO HERE. www.biggreenbookshop.com/simon-likes-... Sharing is caring (thanks).

Samir Zitouni who works for LNER was the first person to try and stop the attack in Huntingdon. He is a hero spread his name far and wide, judge people on their actions not their names or immigration status.

ANNOUNCEMENT! The Big Green Books Advent Calendar! Choose from 4, 6 or 12 books. Your chance to unwrap a new surprise book every few days in the run up to Christmas. The books will be chosen based on what you enjoy reading. More info HERE www.biggreenbookshop.com/simon-likes-... PLEASE SHARE

It’s vile that a company that trades on broken dreams, misfortune & toys torn from the hands of children to keep the bailiff away, uses a slogan like ‘Get your ass in gear!’ about Christmas. Why? So parents buy presents they can’t afford that still have the fingerprints of kids they were taken from?

This #buyastrangerabook offer refuses to be taken. Yesterday @jenillustrates.bsky.social sent me £20 so someone could get their Xmas pressie buying started early. So, if you're planning on getting someone a book for xmas (of course you are), let us know what it is, and Jen will buy it! UK only

More lovely #buyastrangerabook day magic. @blooyonder.bsky.social very kindly sent me a tenner earlier, so I could buy someone a book. So, if there's a paperback you're after, just let us know, and i'll send it to you courtesy of Clare. UK only

More #buyastrangerabook day magic! @humanaqvi.bsky.social is offering to buy someone the book of their choice, up to £15. How cool is that? So, if there's a particular book you're after, get in touch! UK only

There you go:

Here's another #buyastrangerabook offer! @poorlarkin.bsky.social is offering to spend up to £30 on books for kids. So if there's a particular book that you'd like to get for a child, be it your own, or a nephew/niece, or any kiddo that you know who'd like a specific book, get in touch. UK only

I have a very bad feeling about this...

This photo?

The two Israelis killed today were killed when their bulldozer hit an unexploded bomb, which had been dropped by Israel. The only side that killed, 44 people today, was Israel. Please RT to get the message out, over all of the lies.

He can't even groom the corgis

Actress Margot Kidder #BicycleBirthday October 17 (1948-2018)

"I have decided, as I always have, to put my duty to my family and the country first." What absolute horse shit.

On the 8th of August 1963, The Great Train Robbery took place, they stole £2.63m. That's far less even with inflation than the £145m Michelle Mone and Doug Barrowman owe.

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Charlotte Church sang From the River to the Sea at a fundraising event for Palestinians and now all the usual people are screaming antisemitism and trying to cancel her. RT if you stand with Charlotte Church and Palestine.

Don't spread this Nigel Farage really wants it to disappear.

Posted to her Instagram account on 9/21/2025 Jane Goodall Institute 🇨🇦

If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £232,000,000 she owes give this a RT. If you want Rishi Sunak's involvement in the £14,900,000,000 PPE Fraud he covered up investigated, LIKE.

Yes!

Lawrence O’Donnell: “Imagine crossing ten time zones to hear that.”

Please RT this so Donald Trump sees.

Elon Musk deleted this Tweet. You wouldn't want to repost it... oops.

How I miss a US President with human empathy and genuine charisma!

“These cruel proposals from Reform UK will cause chaos, leave the economy reeling and tear apart communities." UNISON general secretary Christina McAnea on Nigel Farage.

On X I used data to show London does not have the highest crime rate in the world. 10 mins later a right winger linked to my book. 10 mins after that I got 40 1-star reviews from unverified accounts (previously 4.9 star avg). Fair play to Amazon - they removed them all. But that's how it works.

The Dutch rip the hell out of Donald Trump and Disney for the ridiculous Jimmy Kimmel firing. This is what you call Free Speech, Trump.