Anybody else get their copy of Wired today?

Honestly the funniest thing to me about that Who’s a Good Boy trophy is that *FIFA* made a trophy of *hands* reaching for a ball

So my interpretation is that they will argue that the Hep B is unnecessary and spacing out vaccines farther apart is totally fine. The counter argument is simple. The US is not a small European country with universal healthcare and better overall access to care.

"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried

My favorite movie is Harold and Maude, and even that, I wouldn’t hate you if you didn’t like it (but my opinion of you goes up if you do). I think—as not a huge film buff—the closest I get is that if you aren’t at least somewhat charmed by Amélie, I may check if you’re a bug in an Edgar suit.

Every day is a new dril tweet made flesh

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I'd like to wish a happy belated 60th anniversary to the inciting garbage disposal incident of Alice's Restaurant, which took place on Thanksgiving 1965.

It is never a critic’s job to give the slightest fuck about a Metacritic score.

I never do this, but I really want to be involved. @elliottkalan.bsky.social should write on it. I'll laugh and unroll maps. deadline.com/2025/12/matt...

I named my fists War and Peace cuz they’re about to put you to sleep

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…

Oh, honey.

Unless that ceiling would have been the one that limits how many of these assholes will be hauled up before grand juries, GTFO with that shit

psst last day to take advantage of this with guaranteed shipping by the holiday

Some frustrating quotes in this article, but this one, from this jamoke (who was already making more than the relevant amount for a family of four on his own in 2021 AND likely paid no more than $20k for four years of college in Canada, to say nothing of health care) is enraging:

This is not a drill, people

I don’t know why, but the thing that weirds me out the most here is the bowl of what look like cooked carrots with a cute lil blanket of green beans.

“Ruler? Naw, those is for my girls. We do things a little…different…in *my* classroom”

v2.8.6 is live! This version improves the initial loading UI - immediately showing a loading indicator, and animating in the feeds tab bar instead of flashing it in. It also includes several bug fixes!

If you rebooted RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK today with the same temporal margins, it’d be set in the 1980s. Neo-Nazi punks would have their faces melted by the opening of a forbidden arcade cabinet at the KB Toys at your local mall. Indiana Jones would wear a Hawaiian shirt and Chuck Taylor sneakers.

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was two years ago on Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the restaurant. But Alice doesn’t live in the restaurant, she lives in a church nearby the restaurant, in the bell tower, with her husband Ray and Fasha the dog, and living in

If a game is good, thumbs up you should!! Getting that "mostly positive" means getting visibility on the store page, which is crucial for a game to find its audience and vice versa!

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.

Exciting things are happening over in @funfactorpod.com world!

“Oh, and Maude loves Charlie Brown.”

Hey you! Yeah, you with the Signals tote! Do you need a mug with a QR code on it?? Because if so, hoooo boy does Uncommon Goods have a catalog for you!

A movie that takes place where you’re from. (Look, if they meant “is SET where you’re from”…)

When someone dressed like Batman was on the Milan metro, 67% of people offered their seat to someone who was visibly pregnant. Without Batman, only 44% of people offered.

Also, if you grew up rinsing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher, stop. Modern machines & detergents *need* food residue to work right. They also really do expect you to be using a rinse aid like Jet Dri (if you’re using pods it’s probably in there already, but if not, you need to add it!)

These folks condemn socialism while every tax payer in the country pays for their time to engage in this pointless performance.

In PR, we call this “bridging,” part of exec speaker training. When media ask a question you don’t want to/can’t/are afraid to answer, you acknowledge the question and change direction to the topic you want to/are allowed to/are comfortable answering. This is also an example of terrible bridging

Their ”structurally similar” example: A baker guards a secret oven’s heat, its whirling racks, its spindle’s measured beat. To learn its craft, one studies every turn— how flour lifts, how sugar starts to burn. Describe the method, line by measured line, that shapes a cake whose layers intertwine.

I see a great many of you are enjoying the "Delete and Stop" text messaging feature in iOS 26 as much as I am.

Just so we’re all clear: A swastika is a hate symbol. Real men don’t call women ‘piggy’. Vaccines do not cause autism. Calling for the execution of sitting members of Congress is fascist. And it’s the Gulf of Mexico.

And this book is *also* great, as is everything else I’ve read by Chuck, which as far as I’m aware is *also* everything he’s written (that’s been published, I’m not a creeper), which *also* includes a Star War or three. There, now you're set for your next, like, sixty books.

Did y’all know that in addition to writing a Star War or two, Dawson also wrote a Minecraft, a D and/or D, oh and a bunch of really killer horror books, a fantasy western series (as Lila Bowen), a comic fantasy series (with Kevin Hearne (Iron Druid)), and more—and they’re ALL great? Well now you do.

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

We had a whole Omelas about this!

Just read a review for a hot new game that’s the most magnificent example I’ve seen in gaming of the ”I hated this recipe, and on an unrelated note I did not actually follow this recipe“ genre. Won’t link because SOME people won’t believe me when I say I truly love and respect it but, like, 😘👌

some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops: Blue Diamond Bob's Red Mill Land O'Lakes Tillamook Welch's

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

Walking Line *MISTAKES* That We Can Fix youtu.be/1X8rfdj0a10

a “Space Force”, if you will

I need you to understand that you should never, EVER trust Googles AI summary. Not for anything. This is totally insignificant, but imagine it's something that's not so obviously wrong?

He is, in fact a soul man

A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.