Just introduced a new group of people to the Showly app to track TV shows and movies. I feel like @trakt.tv owes me commission for how many people I have personally influenced to download this app. 😅

My mother was telling me a story about a coworker who butted in on a conversation and I jokingly said, "Did you say, 'this is an A B situation so C your way out of it'?" And she died laughing and said I HAVE TO USE THAT. I was like I learned that on the playground at recess 94 years ago??

I went to bat for Sabrina Carpenter when Espresso was popular because the phrasing, though unusual, still made sense to me. I can appreciate linguistic creativity, to a point. There is no grammatical defense for, "When did you get hot all the sudden." The phrase is "all *of a* sudden". Sorry, girl.

#GenV is getting tense and I'm here to recap all the mayhem! Let's talk about Episode 204: Bags. www.autostraddle.com/gen-v-season...

Time has been flying by over the past few weeks, and my half marathon this year is sneaking up on me! I know things are so hard right now, so if you can, please consider donating or sharing my link to help me raise money for the Muscular Dystrophy Association. 💜 mda.donordrive.com/participant/...

“I survived the 2025 rapture and all I got was a paperback of this amazing memoir that explains exactly how we got into this mess” t-shirts coming when

Happy pub day to Heretic!! 🎉🎉

If any millionaire who is planning on getting raptured tomorrow wants to do one last good deed to secure their spot, feel free to help me pay off my student loan debt. My venmo is PunkyStarshine. You can't take it with you and all that. venmo.com/code?user_id...

I know we're in a hell dimension because I just tried to call Best Buy and the AI assistant who answered said "hm I didn't get that" and then when I rephrased she said, "I'm going to use AI to answer your question. Please be aware that my answer might be wrong." AI IS EVEN USING AI NOW SEND HELP

no black person in this country has ever died by suicide via hanging from a tree btw

Nine times out of ten, this is how you will find me 12 hours before I leave for a trip. Unpacked, unprepared, and with hair dye everywhere from the inside of my ear to the grout on my bathroom floor.

#GenV is back and I'm SO excited to be covering it for Autostraddle. LET'S TALK ABOUT THESE SWEET BABY SUPES! #GenVSpoilers www.autostraddle.com/gen-v-season...

I, for one, will always remember Robert Redford for his role as the narrator in Buttons: A Christmas Tale.

The guest star budget for Only Murders in the Building must be insane.

Last time this happened (which was, sadly, not that long ago), I saw a lot of Black people on TikTok talking about how no Black person they know would ever end their own lives this way, because of its history. "No evidence of foul play" = "we're afraid to call it what it is: lynching." Devastating.

Live playing Cyberpunk 2077! www.twitch.tv/punkystarshine

Whew, the AD is really in HD today.

Welcome Home Wynonna 💕 #WynonnaEarp #tubi

If you're in LA will you go see this next month and tell me how amazing it is please www.hellbendertheatricals.com

Why is it every time I find a stage production of We Are the Tigers it either already happened or will be happening in LA? 😭😭😭 What's a gay gotta do to see my lesbian cheerleader murder musical live?!!! 😭😭😭

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Live playing Cyberpunk 2077! www.twitch.tv/punkystarshine

I'm sitting at a beer garden, drinking and reading, and I asked a girl at the other end of my picnic-style table if she would mind keeping an eye on my bag/beer while I went to the restroom. She asked if I wanted to slide it down and I said, "No, it's okay, just keep a peripheral eye on it!" (1/2)

Idk I just think if you can play co-op Baldur’s Gate 3 with your bestie for 5ish hours on a Saturday afternoon, you absolutely should. Instant mood boost ✨

Not sure what's "sexually explicit" about an adult woman wearing a costume from her West End production of Evita jumping with glee and saying "gay rights", Bluesky... Sounds a little like homophobia to me.

That feeling when two women who are side characters on your TV show have a brief interaction that feels charged in a gay way and the show moves on but you do NOT so you spend the rest of the show like 🕵‍♀️.

My first book HERETIC, newly subtitled A QUEER REVOLT AGAINST EVANGELICALISM, EMPIRE, AND THE LIES WE ARE SOLD is out in paperback September 23rd! order here for a signed copy: www.astoriabookshop.com/item/1sM1NJw...

Liiiive! www.twitch.tv/punkystarshine

Going to be a little late tonight but I WILL be playing some Cyberpunk over on Twitch! See you as soon as I finish dinner.

If I had a nickel for every time a TV show I otherwise enjoyed buried a gay this summer, in 2025 when the LGBTQ+ community is under attack more than we have been in years, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but super fucking discouraging that it's happened twice.

⚫️⚫️ GOO SISTERS! I haven’t done them in so long. What a good couple of episodes those were! If you want them they’ll be there for you. ☺️ Available 12 noon est makeXyourXpiece.etsy.com #WynonnaEarp

I also found the children's book I wrote in college, but it's not as good as I remember it being during all those years I thought it was lost. 😅

Friends, I'm not going to be able to stream tonight. I'm in the "it gets worse before it gets better" stage of my apt overhaul and I'd be sitting in a heap of empty boxes. I'll be back next week! Until then, previous streams are on Twitch, and I've been uploading older vids to YouTube! #PunkyPlays

Me when female queer celebrities start dating men: *minds my own business* Me when female queer celebrities start dating men and then say that actually they're being persecuted about it and it shouldn't be a crime to be straight and probably other lesbians will fall in love with a man in ten years:

Going through everything I own to reorganize my entire apartment ended up being worth it because I found the 10-chapter novella I wrote when I was 11 that I thought was gone forever. 🎉

One thing I've learned going through everything I own is that if the grid goes down, I'll still be able to write for years to come because I have SO MANY EMPTY NOTEBOOKS. If blank paper is ever currency, I'm gonna be RICH.

I've been doing some deep apartment organizing and I swear I could build an entire second apartment from the sheer number of bags I've found. Big bags, little bags, bags of bags. More bags than one person would need in a lifetime!!

Accidentally forgot to use -ai in a Google search and the AI Overview answer is wrong. AI is rotting brains both because it's eroding the art of critical thinking but also because it's GIVING INCORRECT INFORMATION. (Thought I'd save time...Ended up doing the, admittedly easy, math myself instead.)

Live playing Cyberpunk! #PunkyPlays www.twitch.tv/punkystarshine

Friends! I am going to stream tonight I'm just running a bit late. See you around 8:30est?? #PunkyPlays

Don't worry guys I found my Got Milk ad collection. It was in my Backstreet Boys folder, obviously.

Can someone explain why all of a sudden I have Glee and Carmilla content on my TikTok FYP? Is this a recession indicator? What year is it? Don't let me rewatch all of Glee, no matter how bad things get.

If you were revisiting the Hunger Games franchise because you'd only ever read/watched the first three but want to now consume the whole kit and caboodle, including Songbirds and Sunrise for the first time, would you do book-movie-book-movie, or all the books then all the movies? Asking for a me.

I love when I get a severe thunderstorm warning WHILE it's severely thunderstorming.

Isn't Taylor Swift TIRED? I would have taken 3 years off after something as epic as the Eras tour. Lorde knows she can afford it.

Let's play together! #PunkyPlays www.twitch.tv/punkystarshine

Idk it looks like Melanie Scrofano IS in Spider-Man after all! 😉 🕷️ (Link is in the below tweet because twitter thinks links are bot behavior. 👎🏼) Available 6pm est #WynonnaEarp

I love when a show has actors who can also sing and they find excuses to let them. #Wednesday

QUEENS! here's one of our neighborhood back to school fundraisers being led by the astoria food pantry givebutter.com/2025school