If I’ve learned anything from playing Cyberpunk 2077 it’s that in the future all text will be too small for me to read.

I knew they were lying when they claimed to have survived being attacked by a Minnesotan armed with a snow shovel.

Kindle version of @jwomack.bsky.social's "Random Acts of Senseless Violence" is on sale in case reality isn't grim enough. www.amazon.com/dp/B008V460XS

shame about the kennedy center closing. here i had already purchased season tickets for “scott baio’s world of shakespeare.”

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

if everybody could just stop being a creep for five fucking seconds

‘One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.’ ‘Do it again, Neil.’ ‘But I’ve already said it 67 times.’ ‘Do it again, Neil.’ - Kubrick filming the moon landing

The California State University system spent $16.9 million last year giving ChatGPT to all students, faculty, and staff. We are asking the CSU chancellor not to renew the contract with OpenAI when it expires. Anyone can sign the petition — link below!

I don’t have anything to say about the Catherine O’Hara news other than DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

The thief of tens of millions of dollars in crypto from the United States' stash of seized crypto assets is allegedly the son of the owner of a company that contracts with the US Marshals to manage said seized crypto.

I lived in the Twin Cities for years and even at this remove it still feels like home. Get the fuck out of my house, ICE.

Nobel Prize should go to the people of the Twin Cities.

right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out

The Civil Rights Division is going to charge a Black Man under the Ku Klux Klan Act on MLK day. Do I have that right?

Who is this Proud Boy from Minnesota. This guy is one of the biggest bullies, threatening people. Says he's from here. Who is he Minnesota? He's so proud he's from here. #minnesota #ice #iceout #minneapolis #protest

Two Australians who sort of know each other just saw each other in this coffee shop and no two people who are not having sex have ever been louder

I’m sorry but if a Minnesotan comes at you with a shovel in the dead of winter, you don’t ever get a chance to shoot.

Scott Adams might have been the most toxic person ever to appear on News Radio.

Jfc who invades Minnesota in fucking JANUARY. Every time I think they’re slightly more evil than stupid they go and pull something like this.

Not all heroes wear capes, but if Jerome Powell shows up to the next Fed meeting wearing one I ain’t gonna say nothing.

I like a Thai place that doesn’t fuck around when you tell them you want it Thai spicy.

I remember when the original Alamo ran PSA trailers featuring a sniper in the projection booth.

The Pope could do the most righteous thing.

we’re never returning to “normal “ that world is dead and gone we create a new one, or we live in hell

My vote is now single-issue, and that single issue is to see a lot of these motherfuckers (metaphorically) burn.

We kidnapped the PRESIDENT? Of a sovereign nation? During an illegal war operation? Are we trying to sweep awards season in The Hague?

Too bad Colin Powell is dead, he could’ve gone to Congress and held up a vial of fentanyl — oh shit, they’re not even bothering with that puppet show, are they.

We’re gonna need a Secretary of Unfucking All This Shit in the next administration

Welp, 2025 sucked, at least 2026 can’t possibly get any uhoh

Dumb question, probably, but are orders to go to war in the absence of such a declaration de facto illegal orders that should be refused?

Happy New Year, east coast folks! Now you stay up three hours and wish it back to us!

Rain, thankfully, is keeping the local fireworks to a minimum. 2026 is starting off just right.

Being a single woman lawyer, just to McBeal something

So long, 2025. You were several kicks to the nuts followed by a full-body tackle, and I didn’t even get deported. See you in hell.

The left says that oligarchs have bought our democracy. They're wrong—oligarchs have bought our republic.

The Christmas Eve book flood.

we’ve reached the point in the festivities where my mom is collector-grading the leftover gift bags

NO ONE WANTS TO GO TO SPACE TO WORK FOR BILLIONAIRES. ALIEN IS NOT ASPIRATIONAL.

Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com

Merry Christmas

Santa is real and always has been, you idiots. You just stopped being nice. It's not like he didn't warn you.

Asked the butcher to cut a chuck roast into 1 1/4” steaks. Realized at home said butcher had helpfully cut them into 2 1” steaks and 2 1/4” steaks.

The distribution of the SantaBears is in full effect and I’m like

we can have a little rule of law, as a treat

I have not deliberately watched 60 MINUTES in decades but if the CECOT story was bad enough for Weiss to kill it I will for damn sure tune in when it’s never aired.

My mom named her new rescue dog Mitzi and I had to hold my tongue to not recommend “How about Nitzi instead?”

Do you know how shit you gotta be to get LA folks to pick the side of a fucking tow truck?

On the plus side, it will now be extremely easy to determine if your pediatrician is a dummy.