i need some of that sparky sliding gear

get over yourself! grow up! the effort it takes to succeed pales in comparison to all the effort you’re already putting into avoidance! stop being a victim and choose to build a life worth living! you only have the present so release yourself of what’s keeping you stuck and get the fuck up!!

she fujoshi on my thirl till i yaoi

drag king takes on the TL should i post mine?

one night with bridget jones would cure me

BAWK

DRAG TRAITORS 3 🔪🩸 Cast Reveal - Day 1️⃣ Our first 7 players fighting for the prize pot are… Abhijeet Dan Ms. Tacky Penis Envy

thinking about the summer i had one long ear infection bc i was on the worlds longest bender that gave me esophageal erosion that got into my sinuses

nothing like a hanna horvath who thinks they're a samantha

judging tomorrow!! i think i am a great judge im very articulate and constructive and fun to listen to and overall here to remind you its not that serious so let's go queents

one night with martha may whovier would cure me

girl whatever

TW: violence Reposting for my sister Haley here bc she’s not on Bsky. Please if you have anything to spare send it my girls way

can't stand the sound of winter sniffling. i know this makes me sound evil but it's like, just blow your nose

gave my lil roomie small tasks to do while xmas decorating so they'd feel included and then i went behind them and redid all of them ooOOooooh im insufferable

i'm so lucky to know this man

first man to ever slay, but then, first man to ever be chopped

what's it like to not be a buff long haired man covered in tats

i have grey sweatpants on

post workout CIGARETTE 💜

cold, bright white lighting in your home???..... kill yourself i'm so sorry but kill yourself

don't confuse small talk with shooting the shit! if you can't shoot the shit you're not shit for shart

Duchess update! We will be doing eye removal combined with tooth removal, BUT they will be covering tooth removal because it happened under their care. To help raise funds for the upfront costs I will be doing an art/drag sale soon along with reopening some light commissions so be on the lookout!

saturdayyyyyyy

who would you say is the Lena Dunham and Adam Driver of chicago drag

how do i convince my 36 year old sponsor that actually Hardley Davidson is a really good drag king name and that he should do fresh faces

bush confidence IS bulge confidence

if i don't go to the catcade soon im killing myself

this tattoo really hurts

no bc when i first started i wanted to be a girl soooo bad

low key if you’re in any way at all a fan of Annie Andrews in any capacity you NEED to get tickets to see THICKED… sold out completely Friday/Saturday but still tickets available for tomorrow (Sunday) at 6pm!!!

We added a Sunday 6pm show for Thicked!! $15 tickets!! events.humanitix.com/thicked-a-dr...

should i just let the thirls have yaoi with me already

Kelly Green is the worst color on the face of the planet

whoa you caught me in my boxers !!!!

what would it take to get you guys to hit me

big sack of balls

self proclaimed "trans boys" continue to take L's... it's like maybe, just maybe, are we ready to grow tf up??

"YoU dOnT EVen sMOEK WEED??!?!" pls back up i can smell ur breath

cis "queer" man almost burst a blood vessel when i suggested a dht blocker for his hair loss and then i remembered that cis ppl don't play in their hormones like that whoops

whoever invented veggie burgers needs to be fuckin shot in the head

So excited to start Fresh Faces again 😭😭 All new judges panel Gorge promo Brand new competitors And the winner of season 8 somewhere in between it all!

Don’t miss THICKED: A DRAG PARODY, Nov 14 + 15! Starting: @kneezuschrist.bsky.social @itsannieandrews.bsky.social @sincerelypenis.bsky.social @yurunkle.bsky.social @evastyles.bsky.social 🎟️🩷💚: events.humanitix.com/thicked-a-dr...

opened my discover tab for the first time and it's solely merped up gay dudes

hi guys what's up

fuckkkkk i can't wait to see you all tonight

Adding this here since @bsky.app will flag every single thing I post 😭

Lilith+Queen!= No clothes! Theme is Underwear Party I wanna see your best VS bombshell or DL Trade cosplay. See you there 💋💋