do any books exist from the pov of the scheming vizier

goose and i were watching youtube shorts and he activated the video screen so i let him make a short and pick the music. be nice to him it's his first one

checking in on my favorite insane person

i am also getting insight into the frankly harrowing level of tech illiteracy in the youths. what do you mean you don't know how to set up a zoom meeting. what do you mean you can't find a document in a google drive. i'm going to become the joker

i refuse to become the group leader for this project i'm in but i'm also the only person who has actually done any work so far and i'm beginning to lose my mind

this is now the third time mormon missionaries have come to my door after dark which REALLY does not seem safe for them!!! it's pissing me off!!!!

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be buried with baffling grave goods

due to the weirdness of my work schedule and my coworkers claiming holiday shifts before i could, i somehow have five days off and i'm relishing it

also i got to see a red tailed hawk who was on their way to the birds of prey rehab. blind in one eye!

my landlord gave everyone in the complex $75 off rent for december AND reduced the laundry cost. what is happening...

Having an OC ship is fucked up, I wanna see my little blorbos being lovely but that means I gotta do it myself, messed up tbh.

this cat was brought in by a woman who said he keeps breaking in to her house and eating the meat she leaves to thaw overnight including - steak - hamburger - italian sausage we requested he be named the hamburglar

ah...my least favorite book discourse is back

Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

having a revelation watching a megwithbooks video: i would have so much more grace for "classics retellings" if they were simply called "adaptations" instead

big fan of this guy

I wish publishers would focus on well-written books that reward the reader's intellect, instead of formulaic crap written at a fourth-grade reading level. Unfortunately, pandering to the lowest common denominator with "See Dick and Jane solve murder" makes the most money. #writingq #WritingCommunity

Perhaps a different complaint, but I think they are intimately related: As a reader, I actively resent being marketed at like the only thoughts I can form about a work are AO3 tags

got the degree i assumed i should get (english), never challenged myself, did some cool work in publishing for ~9 years, started to burn out, moved, decided on a whim to volunteer at a wildlife rehab, turns out animals are lifechanging, now i'm back in school working at an animal shelter 🐕❤️

They can

i can't believe i missed the pope rave

what if we kissed at the pope rave

they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well

this one animal control woman always feels the need to Comment if we're sitting down or taking a breather....girl if you don't shut the Fuck

Happy Friday, here’s a little excerpt from this week’s Fix The News for you ♥️

BUNNIES

Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social

I’m howling.

i'm going to end it all

i usually Hate the prevailing cover trends in publishing but i love this current trend of neon text especially in horror

why the FUCK did i just get an email from openAI

J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.

who are some actors working today who you think will be considered all time greats in the future? my gut says michael shannon

me: i feel pretty good about pursuing animal behavior as my interest and working with ambassador animals as a goal the voice of evil inside my head: what if you went into zoo med though

friends and the importance of head pats #frankenstein

registration for winter term opens at 11 pm for me tonight which means i need to stay up several hours later than usual. terrible news for my sleepy ass

by the end of the day my lips are so chapped and dry that they're throbbing and i HATE it what do i DO about this

I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott

watching these two Christian Nationalists have a conversation and see if you can spot the part where I spit coffee all over my screen.

don’t even talk to me about this

rest in peace lilibet ❤️ you were a good girl

NO EYED RAT!!!! she is perfect

his name is business casual

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

jade got this shot of an extremely angry cat at work the other day and it's kind of amazing (cw blood, she's ok she just bit herself)