i've been playing way too much baldur's gate because i had a dream last night that i was in a throuple with lae'zel and astarion and then we added gale too

"the beast was hotter before he turned into a man" what about lumiere as a candle, hm?

I had a really rough winter depression-wise. Daily marveling and wonderment kept me sane.

If I call you a puritan, it's a slur jsyk.

Imagining Ms. Cobel doing Milchick's celebration routine

Just realized my boyfriend would be perfect as Emmett in Legally Blonde and I want to crumple up and die I’m so lucky

Today is American Circus Day.

ANSWERING!!!

I’m on TikTok until the very end asking any questions you might have about ghostwriting indie romance. Check it out! www.tiktok.com/@idesofmarge

yes

me: oo a new playwriting opportunity! opportunity: we are a looking for plays that deal with the catholic worldview! me: * a recovering catholic who once wrote that catholicism was comparable to a candy bar with a razor blade in it * 🤐🤐🤐

love from Chicago

BREAKING: SENATOR CORY BOOKER BREAKS RECORD FOR LONGEST SPEECH ON FLOOR OF U.S. SENATE

The only thing that makes this better is that we are in it together. Look at that chat move. Full on feeling from all over the world. Almost 90k viewers on Senator Booker’s personal channel. He retains the floor, having stood there for nearly 24 hours.

Cory Booker will break the record for longest Senate floor speech at 7:19 PM EDT. Fewer than 2 hours from now. The record is held by Strom Thurmond, who was arguing for segregation. GO CORY, GO!

Economy is a beautiful name for a baby girl. 🤑🤑🤑

still going.

I'll say it, I'm a White Lotus season 3 hater

I found this book about God for women in a little free library and decided to Austin Kleon it to make it right.

"Perhaps this is the plight of a white man, the history of literature consumed by white men trying to one up each other in a literary dick measuring contest, to be so gravely pedantic and abstract that a reader must pick apart their work with slowness, commit all their time to them."

Tucson, Arizona today. Original projected attendance was 3,000 people. 23,000 showed up.

i'm obsessed with people's puritanical obsession with sabrina carpenter

vanity fair is desperate to get me to care about gwyneth paltrow and i just don't i'm sorry

hmmm i don't know if society needed this list

Lady Gaga charts 10 songs from ‘MAYHEM’ on this week's Hot 100: #2. Die With a Smile with Bruno Mars #19. Abracadabra #52. Garden of Eden #61. Vanish Into You #69. How Bad Do U Want Me #71. Disease #81. Perfect Celebrity #85. Zombieboy #93. Killah ft. Gesaffelstein #95. LoveDrug

These comments are so embarrassing. So many “feminists” heavily invested in purity culture and prudishness.

I've let too many men enter me and ride me and take their damn sweet time while I'm numb beneath them, just praying they come. I've done that for minutes. Hell, I've done that for hours. They have bit me, restrained me, choked me without consent. And I abided.

Your ai promo images look like shit

AOC, (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez), becomes the first person to surpass 2 MILLION followers on Bluesky.

Gals, your hot take essays about Sabrina carpenter are not it

Donald Trump campaigned on the fact that he believed Kamala Harris would cause a recession. In reality, the only candidate who would have caused a recession is Donald Trump, and the American people are feeling it today.

the feminine urge to

#Mayhem gets better with every listen. I think "Abracadabra" and "Disease" were misleading for the general tenor of the album (more BTW/Artpop than Fame/Fame Monster) but overall, the tracks are fucking catchy. It's been cool to grow up with Lady Gaga. A special experience.

Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.

The People's Union USA, a grassroots group, is calling on Americans to join a national boycott by not shopping for 24 hours on Friday.

Look at this leader. Lift her up.

you deserve nice things, so if you don't want to read about billionaires all day, try once of these very nice romance novels instead.

Read Seattle Times story yesterday about Delta trying to get rid of pilot who complained about safety. The brilliance and competence of the women was used as proof of her psychological sickness

Led Zeppelin released 'Physical Graffiti' 50 years ago today. 💿 Read Rolling Stone's interview with Jimmy Page about how they found their "swagger" in the studio for the 1975 classic: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

👑 Jane Fonda with a mic drop "Empathy is not weak or "woke." And, by the way, "woke" just means you give a damn about other people."

Whenever people say “where was this Pamela Anderson 20 years ago?!” I respond with, she was always there…you just were taught to not give her a chance.

Park rangers are the librarians of outside (compliment)

Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.

Yes, and also read the alt text 😂

i feel like i should be able to add watching my boyfriend play video games to my letterboxd

My latest substack where I wax poetic about my most problematic fave of all

Tumblr turns 18.

It’s so not cute how fast the IRS can get your money out of your account vs how long it takes for them to pay your tax return