"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard."

I'm in awe at how half assed the production values are on the most TV obsessed administration in human history

I do think, if you lay out every event in the life of Justin Trudeau, this makes significantly more sense than him being Prime Minister of Canada.

Hey Gen X, are you ready to have nightmares?

IRELAND: A man climbed onto the wing of a U.S. military Lockheed C-130 Hercules at Shannon Airport and struck it with an axe, causing “extensive” damage before being arrested, authorities said.

Between the Goo Goo Dolls meme and the Vanilla Ice concert tour, they're really trying to make us hate the '90s.

Five minutes after googling Eric Swalwell to read the news about his rape allegations

“When the world is graced by people with Horse Autism” for 世有伯樂 is outstanding

TOFU = Trump Only Fucks Up. Way more effective. He's incompetent, not a coward.

Out: Baby Shoes, never worn In: Cameo from Action Movie Legend Jean-Claude Van Damme, Lowered Price

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

How do you do, fellow vegans?

hey he accepted it

You can get lots of men and Republicans to go along with anything if you just slap a Punisher sticker on it. yougov.com/en-us/articl...

They should have sent a poet.

I have had some version of "he wants all of us to be buried with him" in stuff I've written about Trump in the past and usually but not always taken it out. It didn't like looking at it, mostly, but over time it just became one of those things that was too obvious to bother with. It's all sickening.

Shout out to all the geniuses who bought stocks last week because he said the war was almost over.

If you think Trump's threats of war crimes on social media are insane, just wait until you see what he told the Wall Street Journal in an interview.

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

Can't wait to relish the high-fidelity sounds of Blink Freud, Boy Division, and Run-TMZ.

The Iran war has been a tremendous gift to Vladimir Putin. (From @ianbremmer.com) www.linkedin.com/pulse/what-a...

I was trying to figure out what the particular Hegseth vibe was and just remembered

The white nationalists in the administration see the Boers as America's cautionary tale. They imagine whites becoming a minority in this country, and everyone else ganging up to seize their property as reparations.

Bet on yourself www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Hahaha, Bondi wanted a few more months of torture and Trump was like "no."

Heartbreaking: Astronaut is an email job

This is what social media is meant to be about.

WYDOT cameras thread!!!

We've never seen a more anti-business presidential administration in our lifetimes (except for his own businesses) www.wsj.com/business/tar...

I came across this image in my FB memories and instantly died

I genuinely think the president and many of his advisers, scammers, hustlers, and keyboard gangsters, don’t understand this concept at all and you can see it in the pattern of their mistakes from Minneapolis to Tehran www.nytimes.com/2026/03/29/o...

SFO Monday morning: No wait. No ICE.

reopening the thing that was only closed because of the dumb war is now a top priority of the dumb war, follow me for more world-class military strategy

This is my last post before I throw my phone in the ocean

I'm honestly shocked that MLB got on board with a 420 joke.

The correlation between being a Jan 6er and being a pedophile is incredible, it must be like several standard deviations outside what you’d expect just based on chance

@404media.co is so good, every single day. If you're annoyed with how often you're hitting one particular paywall, take it as a sign you should start paying. www.404media.co/iran-is-winn...

Literally a Mr Show sketch. "You're welcome." youtu.be/-sfE0Ev6GYk?...

Tweaked out Elon on stage to advertisers: "Go f*** yourselves." Texas federal judge to Elon, "You first." www.wsj.com/business/med...

I'm still thinking and laughing about this absurdly opposite-day thing that the Secretary of Treasury said out loud yesterday. Bookmarking this forever.

See, the thing people don't understand is that what made the subprime mortgage crisis bad was that the securities were TOO valuable

Is this how Christianity works?

The Economist practicing "the large print giveth and the small print taketh away."

A few weeks ago I was doing competitive research for a fractional CMO gig. As a test, I asked ChatGPT, Gemini, & Claude to pull the LinkedIn descriptions & home page messages for 10 companies. I got 30 different answers. ALL WERE WRONG. Yes, they went 0/30. Don't trust an LLM for critical work.

Did I hear this correctly? Did he just say that every day "the Department of War lets the drummer get wicked" over Iran? Did this unbelievable dork just quote Public Fucking Enemy in defense of their war on Iran?

Actual story: noisy, massive Amazon data centers getting built in residential neighborhoods. How the Bezos Washington Post covers: "Hey, uh, they'll buy your extra electricity. What a deal!" www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

I knew so many people who thought this lawsuit was an existential threat to Meta instead of a rounding error.