Let the word go out now: If your seats are good enough that you’re seen on camera or by the press at this event, YOU ARE GUILTY OF BRIBING THE PRESIDENT. www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

Uh... Nice???

summer in the 80s was just dudes swimming in cutoff jeans and smoking

Seems like they’ve grossly overstated the amount of preparation it really takes to be ready to rumble.

Q: something we're making for the Americans, its called a ghetto blaster Bond: ... Q: They also asked me distribute crack cocaine to their cities. Would you like some? Marvelous stuff! Bond: I think that's a little strong to put in my coffee Q: Haven't work this hard since we killed JFK

The closest Trump gets to Elvis is the strong probability he’ll die on the toilet

For my entire life, politicians and nationalists have extolled the genius of the American Constitution, even though no other country in the world thought to copy it over 230 years.

Any publication that shares "news" about "a possible agreement to end the war in Iran" must also publish a dated list of every time they naively reported that same bullshit since the war started.

The new NBA draft lottery rule isn't an anti-tanking system as much as it is a "tank differently" system. Can't wait to watch the play-in games, knowing that both teams know their draft lottery odds increase 100% if they lose.

Someone check on Roman

Imagine the humiliation of Milli Vanilli, Morris Day, and Young MC refusing to take your money www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

Good stuff but also just stepping back for a sec it's a bit odd that the Great AI Divergence appears to have begun with battling graduation speeches

Buying stocks based on a rumor of extending a cease fire where the two sides are still shooting every day, & this cease fire still has to be approved by a dumb emotional mess of a man, & nothing about it would improve any economic conditions. Makes sense. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Look at the high level of conservative discussion we're missing out on in our liberal bluesky bubble

President Caligula the Second is literally building a Coliseum on the White House lawn for gladiator fights on his birthday. This is a little too on the nose, even for him.

the two-way protected bike lane on Folsom is *finally* going in and I would like to salute the enthusiasm of the contactors putting in the temporary bike stencils omfg the bike helmet

so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me.

Just wait until normies find out about the mushroom dick.

This is the only issue that is going to matter in the next election. I know it's sexy to cover name calling, and Epstein, and trans girls in sports, but this is everything right here. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

A masked man in an armored vehicle, dressed as if he is in the middle of a war zone, training a weapon on unarmed protestors. This is simply incompatible with democratic expression.

Just found a subreddit that pairs people with fucked up balls of string with people who love detangling balls of string and it is *very* wholesome

How many bombs can you drop and still call it a ceasefire? Like, technically. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/05...

Shout out to the stock photo models everywhere

Nearly all green card applicants provide an "economic benefit." Do they work? Spend money? Pay taxes? Economic benefit lost if they're kicked out of the country. www.businessinsider.com/new-green-ca...

Shout out to the stock photo models everywhere

Don't let anyone tell you we're not living in the Golden Age of Sports Media

Mandalorian is a luxury electric SUV manufactured in Silicon Valley, and the basic model starts at $199,000. Grogu is its Chinese clone that has really weird looking LED headlights but retails for $19,900.

At day 407, level 53, Duolingo really turns up the heat.

Listening to a man worth $200B tell his employees that they'll fit better in their graves if they're the ones who dig them. youtube.com/shorts/sdPZr...

No report about the MAGA SuperPAC's $300m money advantage should fail to mention that it's not because Americans love him, it's because he's literally selling policy to corporations.

No report about the MAGA SuperPAC's $300m money advantage should fail to mention that it's not because Americans love him, it's because he's literally selling policy to corporations.

Before Trump got involved in the CA gov's race, polling was showing that we'd end up with a Republican gov from our top-2 open primary system. But by endorsing Hilton he killed Bianco's support, and now we'll definitely have a Dem governor. Thanks, Mr President! www.kqed.org/news/1208435...

one of my favorite facts about the US coal industry is that it employs less people than Broadway

The most imperiled characters in movies are... geologists? onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/...

The NAACP is urging Black athletes and fans to “withhold athletic and financial support” from public universities in states that “have moved to limit, weaken or erase Black voting representation”

Works for magazines, too. Reading a magazine from 1975 is life changing.

At least weekly I think about this all-too-true Onion article. theonion.com/trump-claims...

Yes why is the young people hates the AI?

I keep hearing from fellow olds who are surprised that youngs are booing commencement speakers who praise AI. We just assume that if it's new, young people are going to like it. They hate it!

My ride's here

Not good enough. Give me one reason why gambling ads should be treated any differently from tobacco. It's an addictive habit that generates negligible social value. The costs are paid by society. There's a reason we kept it sequestered to casinos all these years. www.wsj.com/business/med...

Just brazen, wanton, unrestrained corruption. And this is just one tiny part of it. Trump was the most corrupt president US history in his first term. Now he’s unshackled by SCOTUS immunizing him from prosecution and a wholly subservient Congress.

This week in Rangelife: * Whatever happened to Operation Desert Storm? * How to manipulate manly men with bird words * A superior alternative to Dad Jokes * Kurt Vonnegut vs the AI agents and robots * A cool new book on how to think about the future open.substack.com/pub/rangelif...

What's most striking is that this keeps happening at the major state universities, not just the ivies and elite liberal arts schools.

🥕 This Groundhog has been stealing a Farmer's crops for years and eats them right in front of his camera @depressionlesss

I've seen two of these "Make It Make Sense" videos and they were both paleo conservative nonsense. They found the only millennials who have a photo of Ronald Reagan as their iPhone wallpaper.

Just got a note from SF school superintendent that she's been summoned to testify to the US House in a hearing called: "Breaking Trust: Attacks on Parental Rights, Inappropriate Content, and Legal Abuses in America’s Schools." As a parent of SFUSD kids, and the House GOP can back the fuck off.

STOP

long hot summer coming