A hairy ass will fix me

I would have run over her with the cart like a GTA drive by if she was in my way I have zero patience for influencers and their bullshit

This is why people side eye Americans whenever they come to Europe

Have you ever heard of a game and you were so intrigued by people talking about it and yet everytime you try to give it a chance you can't find the motivation to play it even though from what people say it's up your alley?

If people were rushing to vote like they rush to get tickets from Ticketmaster we wouldn't be in the situation we are globally

what more can be said

I hate Mondays

Wish they would remake The Sims 2 so I could do all kinds of gay drama shenanigans while burglars and aliens try to sneak into my house

Lina Inverse from Slayer, commissioned by Anonymous. I love how this piece turn out ^ ^

Early 2000s beach/ocean settings #retro #art #gaming #2000s

Doctor said I needed glasses but it's nothing major. I can see a bit more clear now but still getting used to them. The zoom in effect throws me off though

Till the bed collapses Till the walls are white Till the sheets are wet

Everyone talks about Chun Li's thighs but what about Ryu's cake

Good Friday morning Genuine question: How do you know if a dildo is of good quality? 🧐

Hollywood/Netflix finally figuring out that if you lean into the silliness and absurdity of the source material it actually makes for an actual fun movie series One Piece Live Action is successful cause of that so hopefully more games/anime adaptations follow the same route

making a Street Fighter movie and absolutely just leaning into the silliness, not diverging from the styles/imagery of the original at all, is just an absolutely wonderful idea imo www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt4X...

BSky servers are having a crisis again The app barely loads up

Metroidvenia fans will kill me for not liking Hollow Knight. I tried but it just didn't pull me in at all On the other hand now I'm playing Blasphemous 2 and I'm obsessed with it. There's something so addicting about its game loop

Legends have it if you say "Hump Day" 3 times in front of the mirror and post ass on Bsky that @buffyfanboy.bsky.social will appear behind you

My Sim after I forced them to go for a night out after a mental breakdown

Back to work Depressed af Economy is shit Fuck the billionaires

5 days without a car... I'm not well

BRING THE PSP BACK I MISS IT 😭

Don't know much about Zara Larson but this comment has sent me to the farplane bitch 💀🤣

Two games that I'm very excited to play this year and both coming from Konami They really are on their way to their redemption arc

When Raiden chooses you to defend the Earth Realm for the next Mortal Kombat tournament

If you are a fan of HBO's 'Euphoria' you should go on some kind of watch list

Happy Sunday morning bloomfs ☀️ Having a flaouna(The official pastry during Easter in Cyprus) for breakfast.

ジタンとビビも良いぞ…！！！！！ #FF9

I really need to win the lottery

Only for a limited time #fcf

Time to see some cocks and feel a bit better

My car stopped working while I was driving and I had to call my insurance company to come and pick it up to go to the car mechanic Bitch this 5 day holiday off started BADLY 💀😭

Why did I woke up at 6am since it's a holiday off??? 😭😭😭

Tried the new Guilty Gear patch and my blood pressure rose up I can't deal with all the bullshit these characters do 😩 Can Virtua Fighter 6 hurry the fuck up and release already so I can play a fighting game that's not about having a clusterfuck of effects on screen pls?

This feels.... wrong... so wrong The party city wig The no nipples body suit The awkward "I'm here for the paycheck" smile

Someone remake Independence Day but this time around do a good ending where the aliens win

One more day until a 5 day holiday off

Forgot its humps day. Greatly appreciated

Listen up I want a Heated Rivalry style show about these two in the wrestling scene

The only positive news I heard lately is that Kanye West has been kicked out of the UK

In my 30s and already wondering how the fuck will life be in 20 years from now if things went to shit this badly now? Something needs to happen otherwise there won't be an Earth left or we will literally end up in the Matrix by our governments in a few years This timeline sucks

Low energy today so going to bed early

I have massive respect for bottoms that can have sex every day and some times multiple times during the day/night My hole has a cooldown of 3 days to recover which means I need to train like a Shonen character in order to get faster recovery

If you see this, post a character from space.

Oldie pic until I get my confidence again eventually

What happened to Bsky?

Do you think gym gays hook up through Hevy? 🤔