dragapult dragapussy

internally I’m the most stereotypical “haven’t gotten over their ex” character archetype except with several people all of whom I’ve never ever had even a chance of actually being with

Happy Lucario Day! 🎉

if you left me alone in a room with aurelion sol they'd have to come up with a new kind of censor bar for the things i'd do to his brain

my honest opinion🐦‍⬛

gotta give it up. big congrats to Kesha for achieving the dissolution of self and ultimate liberation from the hellish wheel of Saṃsāra

me in a fight

puts sleep status on you puts sickened status on you puts unlucky status on you puts dizzy status on you puts marked status on you puts frightened status on you puts stunned status on you puts taunted status on you puts silenced status on you puts frozen status on you puts paralyzed status on you

Banned from the Goodra Day celebrations for sticking a straw in the side of one and taking a big sip until there's nothing left.

reaches into your ear and pulls out a dollar, stopping your brain from working while your eyes show “INSERT COIN TO BEGIN” in a pixelated font

this is literally collecting data fragments in the Avalon pinnacle quest in D2

person with crush: “I’m really into him what’s he like… into” his videogame raid leader friend: “so you’re gonna wanna go in this tunnel,” *shoots earhole* “and when you do there’s gonna be a room with a pink platform. Take the device from earlier and dunk it in the middle, then enter the portal”

stickers like this one r what caused phrases like “cums and dies” to enter my vocabulary

Some clients ask for the same thing every time. Oh Well. I don't see Temujin complaining. Art by: @nokucroc.bsky.social Featuring @macabrebrije.bsky.social !

Be sure to read the terms and conditions, especially as an awakened synthetic, when signing up for a body-rental service. At the very least make sure you're the one who's renting someone else's body and not the other way around. Stream Commission for @nerubianknight.bsky.social. Drawn on 6/27

"Don't tell anyone about this!"

my dark secret is that I’m not into big pecs give that mf a mastectomy and some sick top surgery scars I don’t care if they’re cis or trans

I keep thinking about the new marvel rivals deadpool skin

does a backflip then shoots cum into your eye as self defense

I'm finally watching this and they just uttered the phrase "weapons of gas destruction"

Gosh, I'm so hungry I could eat an elephant!... ..that doesn't sound right...

All Fursonas should have a motiff and a battle theme

vro where are they getting all these attractive people for this mall vision clinic im going to

Geronimo Stilton taught me that twinks are hot

working through my backlog

two ways I draw Francisco (Frank)

MLEM! 5 pages Lagi x Rath comic!

not me seeing this right now and having a glasses pickup scheduled 1 day 2 hours and 23 minutes from now

I had an extremely dumb idea while driving home from Anthrocon and I needed a hypno-villain to fill a role, so @profwolf.bsky.social (the character) gets to be extremely disappointed

Man, that is quite a catchy little tune... New YCH is live over at: www.furaffinity.net/view/65669432/ ~

hypnotising someone to stay completely still except to cum on command as a cum dispenser

they r so real 4 this

service tops

chesscom awarding me with a second brilliant while engine eval goes down by 11

had another idea with @zsisron.bsky.social and just knew it had to be explored in detail like the last. "what happens when one subject is aware and lucid -- and the other one is dreamy and compliant?" excellent comic art by syberfab and story here: www.furaffinity.net/view/65662688/

Man I wish fusion forms existed that would be so hot

Headshot completed for Ciaranram! thanks again!

sussysexual attraction to suspicious people who for example let out sinister chuckles randomly, give vague and ominous answers to every question, act nothing like when you met them, and have slightly glowing eyes of a colour you don’t remember them ever having before

I don’t know why I keep getting associated with them I am clearly NOT a “gainer” I am a LOSER

Looks big and tasty 😳

After seeing a headline like that, I had to make my own Henry 🐊

out of cash so he let the plug hit

man with neopronouns steals beloved family pet while hishishis gf prescribes HRT to thembo egg

Just two Dylans having fun with each other, enjoying exploring each others' bodies~ A commission for @corvusatrox.bsky.social!!