Spotted on walk:

in *2018*

you: [stressing for days to send the perfect single email] billionaires: hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?

the utter rollercoaster of having my sister cut your hair could give me a heart attack highlights included "oh i messed up" and her taking a step back to look at her work and start laughing anything to not sell half a kidney just to afford a proper hair cut🏃

this has to be the funniest rage bait ever

watch me go from so tired im falling asleep to being so awake that i'm literally buzzing in my chair, being too impatient for software updates

what age does one stop tripping and falling over their own feet... asking for a friend 💀

i got a sick-ass tattoo on my arm, so now even my skin is like "this is a lesbian" hehe😈

had a garbage day and feared that i wouldn't be able to enjoy the concert i planned to go to in the evening and then i got there and one of my favorite artists of this year turned out to be the opening act - night instantly turned around ❤️‍🔥

my friend just told me her boss told her to "chatgpt" employment laws - wtf is this timeline and how do i escape it

so Tomb Raider: The Legend of Lara Croft will release its season 2 in December 2025 - a bit more than a year after it was renewed... literally how? Knowing the industry, I'm worried about the working conditions of the animators like damn you want a good animation show produced within a year??

listening to "What it sounds like" from K-Pop Demon Hunters and feeling the strong urge to scream the lyrics

HUH?????? What is this timeline??

coming back to Apex Legends just for them to have absolutely ruined Duos... about to quit this game again 😭

sometimes you just need to watch a bad, but harmless and adorable movie to enjoy some unserious content for once - plus points if it includes talking animals

when the decks are lower

the Lego Ninjago Movie would rly be nothing without my boy Lord Garmadon

Ashnikko having her presale this week when I just bought the Daggerheart Starter Set and am about to go spend money on legos... I'm rly upping my spending this month 🏃🏼

21st century Britain where it's illegal to project an image on a wall but not illegal to supply weapons to mass murdering genocidal psychopaths

zur Abwehr von Männern

you just know i speedran strands today - "one for the trekkies"? say less 💅

"I urge you to consider that you do not need to be either Vulcan or human. That is and always has been a false choice. The question isn't what you are. It's who you are." - Captain Angel to Mr. Spock Star Trek Strange New Worlds Season 1 Episode 7 The Serene Squall

What the fuck happened to Strange New Worlds. Was I like in a trance enjoying this show before or did the writers get those brain amoebas

didn't have "get gaslit by a boomer that my shoes are too small" on my bingo card... my bad honestky, should have expected this from boomer men 🏃🏼

i was so excited to watch the new star trek: strange new worlds season just to give up on it after 4 episodes because i'm so sick of them forcing love interests onto Spock... this show is so much better than some boring romance side plots no one cares about

wenn ds wetter ned bald kühler wird... istg ich wander aus wohin? in die eiszeit, i dont know

waiting at the doctor's office for an hour, probably just for me to talk to him for 5 minutes 🙃

meeting up 1/5

Would you dance with them? 🍯🪙 #TheNefariousFive #dndoc #doodle

Schönen Mutterquak🦆

@lunarjesss.bsky.social is way to encouraging, i'm on a shopping spree 🏃🏼

My mom and I don't particularly enjoy the same type of music, but whenever I play smth by Robinson, without fail my mom says "Who is that? Her voice is really nice. This is a great song"

worst part about rewatching Wednesday is that there's men

ich möchte, dass alle, die immer noch Geld für Harry Potter Bücher, Games, Merchandise usw ausgeben und die neue Serie hypen, das wissen. Niemand von uns aus der queeren Community ist überrascht. Für sowas nutzt JKR das Geld, dass IHR ihr zuschaufelt. Just saying.

check out how sick this looks!!! 😍😍

Finally binging Abbott Elementary after having it on my watchlist for years, Ava is who I wanna be when I grow up (I refuse to adult)

So, our dictator has used forbidden sound cannon (LRAD) on peaceful protestors. He couldn't stand the success of peaceful protests, so he had to intervene. 🤬 #Belgrade #Serbia

okay but why does Apex Legends just always remove the location based voice lines after a bit or even interaction voice lines let me play Wraith / Wattson for the lore on Kings Canyon damn it 😭

Salzburger Wohnungsmarkt making me feel like

Never seen this video but damn is it accurate (tempted to add a hashtag for the irony lol)

Dear media, please stop saying AI is “training” on copyrighted works. AI is “stealing” copyrighted works. It is “plagiarizing” copyrighted works. It is “breaking multiple laws.”

The Wolf Brothers#5

wie warats mit Empathie? ja? nein? vielleicht? kennt ned jeder? schlag ma bitte mal im duden nach 📉

why jobs

It's Over - Gator Days