My upload on my 5G is faster tonight as the wind is blowing from my house to the cell transmitter. Download seems slower. Must be all the packets getting blown about 😂

god, i love the sky. every now and then you'll just be going about your day and then WHUMF whole lake gets dropped on you. fantastic stuff

Perfectly normal administration. 👀

Matched with a Very Hot Guy (tm) on Tinder, but Tinder refuses to load or send messages. Honestly Tinder is one of the buggiest, consistently awful apps I've used. I shouldn't persist with it, but it seems to have the biggest audience :/

I love it when you do some local drone mapping, and come to realise Bing's Aerial Imagery is actually out by 4.1 meters... My whole town's OSM maps are now 4.1 meters out as they're based on the imagery. 😬 Good job nothing mission critical relies on that data 👀

Before coffee: I hate everybody After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody

I'm so tired today after messing up my hydrocortisone dosing yesterday... I couldn't figure out why my code wouldn't compile... Yes, I managed to declare a Connection class as "Conection" 😬

It's taken me too long to realise this, but "fsutil behavior set memoryusage 2" i.e. assigning more memory to NTFS lookup tables under Windows, slows down systems - Even those with ample memory (because longer lists use more CPU). Some Windows systems have it enabled by default. Worth checking!

Great tip by the way: If you're sensitive to caffeine, Irn Bru 1901 doesn't contain any caffeine whatsoever! So you can enjoy Irn Bru without worrying.

"999, what's your emergency?" "I have a huge spot on my back that I can barely touch and it hurts quite a lot" "Hang in there sis! We'll send the emergency Bacne team right around! Hang tight! We'll have you popped in no time."

Pro tip of you have an ASUS laptop: you can limit charging to 80% via the MyASUS app. - - Limiting charge to 80% extends the lifetime of a lithium ion battery by as much as 50% more.

It takes a special mind to realise that the phrase "suprachiasmatic neuron cell degeneration" fits perfectly to the song "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" ...

Jokes are like sex. Better when they're dry.

They say that alcohol is the nectar of the gods. But they are wrong. It is zopiclone.

Plex can be so buggy sometimes, it's frustrating :(

Knocked unconscious three times today for a total of 6 hours by secondary adrenal insufficiency. This is my first real trip where I've had to try and modify my medication dosing schedule to meet demand, so I don't think I did too badly up until today, but plenty of learning still to do.

Train tickets in the UK are so broken. Southampton to Gatwick Airport: £14 - Travel time, 2 hours 20 minutes. Southampton to Gatwick Airport: £35 - Travel time 2 hours 4 minutes. Over twice the price to get there 16 minutes faster.

TIl that Cyberduck supports Google Drive! That'll make uploading 110GB of drone footage from today's Southampton Pride easier!

Well, due to some badness by me and royal mail, my brand new passport was delivered to someone that wasn't me. Now having to send my old landlord to retrieve it from a third party who shouldn't have it. Slow clap all round.

If only there was only a really, painfully obvious way to fix all this. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

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Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need theonion.com/man-rel...

I'm starting to think that Bluesky is the only platform that's safe enough for LGBTQ+ people... Or anyone who is a minority actually. I'm fed up on Facebook failing to tackle bigotry and homophobia on a daily basis.

A good friend of mine passed away over the weekend. A bit shell shocked. If there was any day to hug your loved ones, let this be it.

If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research… I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me. #pediatriccancer #cancermom

I just tried to google "DJI Resolve" instead of "Davinci Resolve" thereby telling you I probably need another coffee. ...or a better night's sleep.

"I am anti-life. The beast of judgment. The dark at the end of everything. The end of universes, gods, worlds... of everything. And what will you be then, Dreamlord?" "I am Hope."

Imagine being so self hating as to do this. TERFs rolling back LGBTQ+ rights in the name of hatred. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Who on earth put "laughter" in "manslaughter"??

TIL you can get split AC systems for caravans and mobile homes

Nothing like a double NAT to really ruin your day. 😂

Do you follow @thebearnakedchef on Instagram? Maybe it's time to drop him. He's a transphobic trump supporter.

Today is moving day, the company I hired to help clear my apartment of trash, pack and help move stuff into storage have been amazing, as have my num and sister in law. But imagine feeling so tired and unwell that you are retching but can't actually vomit properly because you are too tired.

Struggling again, final move out of my apartment tomorrow, have a specialist team of 6 people helping, and yet feel it might be a pointless endeavour, with this body of mine feeling completely broken.

I used to praise the BBC a fair bit, but how they've handled Kneecap and Bob Vylan is far from impartiality, and veers off into political censorship. So with that, I say, fuck the BBC.

I notice Chrome gets really grumpy when you download files larger than around 15GB. It seems to bring down the whole of Windows until it's done.

Kind of feeling like I'm fading out tonight. Slept 3 times again today, energy levels 3/10. It's looking increasingly like I won't be able to leave the house soon and feeling sad that I'm missing some great events in London.

So I wanted some prescription strength steroid cream... for reasons... So I had an AI generate me an image of an arm with eczema and sent it to an online doctor who reviewed it and prescribed the medicine I wanted. Ah, the future of medicine is looking bright. 😂

happy women having sex with robots day for those who celebrate

The cost to manufacture? $6.60 at it's very maximum.

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I've never seen it so succintly put. Being gay, trans, any part of the LGBTQ+ spectrum is just like being left handed, or ambidextrous. Nobody questions it. It's just a part of our beautiful nature.