too many people don't want a dating app, they want a menu they can order off of

I don't do bisexual vs. pansexual vs. omnisexual vs. whateversexual discourse I'm like, yes, all of those please

You know you've got a good therapist when 5 minutes of your session were spent trying to one-up each other over how much you each hate and revile the evangelical "prosperity gospel"

Say how you feel. Leave the job you hate. Find your passion. Love with every ounce of your bones. Stand up for things that matter. Don't settle. Never apologize for who you are. Overthrow the government. Give yourself a lil treat. Hydrate. Etc.

hi i keep thinking about the song isn't she lovely and crying

Yeah I know I'm moving in the middle of a heat wave. I noticed that it was kinda hot. Yes I know I have to take it easy. Yes I know that it's "a marathon, not a sprint." Yes I know temps this high can be dangerous. Yes I'm hydrating constantly and taking breaks. Yes I've done this before.

Unsolicited advice is criticism.

"I heard trans women were so feminine that -" Yes, it's true. Many people won't admit it but we *do* float one inch into the air while sleeping during the full Moon If you wake a sleeping trans woman, you will cause a tempest The milk of a trans woman will make a man impervious to fire

Transphobe: define "woman" Me: I've got 2 basic criteria Transphobe: you should only need 1 Me: idc what your definition is, gotta have 2 Transphobe: chromoso— Me (interrupting): first, gotta be 18 or older Transphobe (sputtering): well that goes without saying Me: no it actually needs to be said

tfw you notice a typo in a mediocre post and it's just not worth the effort to repost it again after you delete

so there was this girl, she was born with a hormone imbalance and her body showed signs it was going to develop in a more masculine way but there was a proven medical regimen to correct this, no big deal so obviously the government decided she must be destroyed

history will remember the people who decided that trans folks were at the root of all of their problems it will judge them harshly, and they deserve it

went to the grocery store last night to pick up cold meds, I had the dayquil in my hand and my girlfriend took it out of my hand, put it back on the shelf, and picked up robitussin instead. So I'm taking robitussin. I have to admit it was pretty hot the way she just took charge like that lol 😅

Italian puppygirl? Nah, that's a garlic knot

women kissing each other reblog if you agree

all of thomas kinkade's work retroactively determined to be ai even though it didn't exist then

"don't threaten me with a good time" ok fine enjoy being unhappy

absolutely you can threaten me with a good time. I love good times. I don't understand people who ask not to be

even with full knowledge of the long and horrid history of offensively terrible headlines / article premises by supposedly credible news outlets, this still made my jaw drop for a second

watching Americans and Brits argue on here is like watching toxic parents argue with their toxic kids, while everyone else thinks "wtf is wrong with that family?"

don't blame me, I'm a Canadian (this is true btw)

idk what to tell cis people who hated the end of amazing digital circus. Sorry, it wasn't aimed at you, it wasn't about you

capitalists all start with the presumption that capitalism is good, & that the opinions of anyone who disagrees can be disregarded anti-capitalists, on the other hand, often start by trying to fix capitalism's flaws and eventually come to the realization that it's entirely unfixable, it's all flaws

If the cat sits in for my therapy session, does that make it family therapy?

so here's what i dont understand [waves at all of it]

Uhaul.com is down, they're calling it the worst thing that ever happened to lesbians

A good term I heard for it is "digital asbestos". Because it's unreadable garbage that a human won't be able to understand when the time comes to fix something AI can't do. But it'll be baked into everything