TDIL I learned I somehow fucked up my understanding of the Czech Republic and world geography so bad I thought it was next to the Democratic Republic of the Congo

I have my own apartment and I can walk around NAKED and NO ONE can stop me

U-hauls app is fucking terrible and I can already tell I’m going to get a million fees because of it

Me: I need more power Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊 Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable. [2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo.. Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod

one of the reasons i keep coming back to Monogatari is because of how sincere it is. it's an emotional, heartbreaking, and messy story. but above all else, it is painfully sincere. this scene in particular has stuck with me for years...

My depression powers are so high yall I can do an objectively good thing and still find a way to feel like I should apologize for it

fleas :] #silksong

mi-mixed messages

(cw: implied noncon) 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

Oh my fucking god this is real what the fuck

actually i want every fascist dead or in the process of becoming dead

For the record because I often get asked: Yes you can make your own consent stickers. No I don’t gatekeep consent stickers. Consent is important. Spread consent!

Art motivation 💪

Today, Maryland took additional actions to protect COVID access: - Issued a standing order so vaccines can be administered based on guidance developed by medical professional societies instead of the federal government - Confirmed they have joined the Northeast Public Health Collaborative

we made comedy legal again by *checks notes* ... *checks notes again* uh hey.,,,we, um. hey. so this is REALLY embarrassing, but

Ended up even further behind on work, have an old Cosy and Synn

I think I’m brain dead now youtu.be/cFtymODJEjs

Chat my stock went up $10 this shit so easy

stop forcing your consent kink on me bro. thats noncon bro

When will they invent smart glasses who’s only function is I can bring up a discord chat when I’m at work and my coworkers can’t look over my shoulder an read my erp

Ngl what’s gonna happen with this change in the rules is there will be no change in moderation but now they have a big sign they can tap when they ban a queer artist

I need someone to hold me as a cry irl and im so tired of crying silently in my bed

I’m so fuckin tired of humans can we do another flood like in the bible story

Wait which side is flagging as big sis and which side is flagging as lil sis?

Everyone in a discord got mad at me when I said my bush waxed off 😔

I’m getting my apartment tomorrow and I think I’m going insane wtf am I doing

i fucking love Baltimore

I am probably one of the worst people in the world but I’m really good at hiding it because I simply don’t do anything related to my badness so actually maybe I’m not a bad person idk

I’m sorry but vibecoding on personal projects kinda slaps

This video is understating its case I think I’m pretty sure Ben Shapiro had never read a comic nor watched a movie

Little sister asking her big sis to help her practice kissing before she confesses to the girl she's in love with x big sister taking the opportunity to taste her little sis' lips, giving her a slow and thorough lesson

Cried in Silksong

the nat fandom is dying, retweet if you like nat

Bwehhhh silksong hurt my hand and now I can’t play games for a bit :(

this lighter I bought legit has a picture of a lighter on it WTF LMAOOO

shot chaser

YouTube what the fuck is the point of the AI summarizing video thing

I have decided to adopt a zero effort policy on tinder, I’m perfect and lovable so everyone must DM me first

The “neat, I ended up with all these fun kinks without any associated childhood trauma” to “oh… ohhhh… oh no” pipeline

yes!chiitan is Trans gender ally🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 LOVE YOU🤍

when ur plural and u make one of your headmates go to work so everyone else can just chill is that the alter of sacrifice

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If someone made a scrobble thing but it shared what YouTube videos I watched I’d be so fucked you’d all realize how brain dead I am