Did that just happen? @robslater10.bsky.social

I know you lost your mind on that Kaapanen breakaway @robslater10.bsky.social

COVER CONNOR BROWN @robslater10.bsky.social

The Panthers absolutely dominated the Tampa Bay Lightning in the first round, and I don’t know why any of us are surprised.

Took that ass. Again. In five. Again. Onward. Again.

Nine points from Luostarinen-Lundell-Marchand. NINE.

Gus Forsling puts these dudes in tiny boxes under the arena and only lets them out when his work is done.

Beating the Lightning is fun. Winning the Stanley Cup is more fun. We’re on to the next round.

Connor Brown and Mattias Janmark on a shorthanded 2 on 1 @robslater10.bsky.social

The crowd at Wilco is exactly as expected

Congratulations to Jon Cooper on crying just enough to get his opponents’ best defenseman suspended for two games.

Love this. Great use of executive order. All dentists must be 5’9”. All baristas have to read “The Dead Zone.” You can’t get a fishing license if your name is Gregg.

Just delicious to watch Tampa fans completely crumbling at the sight of their precious little Lightning being torn apart by the Florida Panthers. Cannot get enough of it.

Hard to put into words or believe the environment the Florida Panthers have built in South Florida. Listen to that place! Mayhem!

I’ve only heard this barn louder than tonight one other time and it was when Verhaeghe won Game 3 of the SCF in overtime in 2023. I’ve never seen pandemonium like tonight though. The last 3.5 minutes after the Cats took the lead were insane.

Good morning. Fuck Brandon Hagel.

All timer of a miss by Montreal. Caps getting all the bounces this year. Surely that will run out eventually?

Does anybody have that game score graphic from last night? Trying to see something.

The new Stenlund

Who had the Nate Schmidt 2-goal Playoff game on their Bingo card?

Gonna fall asleep to Chucky deking Vasilevskiy out of his pads on a loop tonight

They forgot about the Champs. How dare they forget about the Champs?

REGRESSION CANDIDATE SAMSON REINHART

Sam Reinhart 2-1 Florida

I’d like to submit a nomination,

It’s Zeev Buium day ladies and gentlemen ✡️

Dolphins fans: please just build an offensive line and plug a couple holes our team is pretty close Chris Grier: best I can do is blow up the entire fucking team

I’m so tired of regular season hockey IT’S GO TIME BABY

Cannot believe it’s already time to run this back. We just did playoff hockey. I just did the Gators run to the title. My heart is not ready!

I would be a lot more worried and annoyed if the Panthers seemed to care at all about who or where they play. Clearly they don’t, so I’m not pressed about it either. See you in the Jameo for Game 3.

I hate to say this because Goldie is my boy, but this game is on him.

What the fuck are the Rangers doing? Why do they care?

Really wish the Rangers would just roll over and die already. Enough with Zibanejad out here making good plays. We all know what that guy is.

Need Reino’s 40th to come shorthanded so the Cats can break the franchise record. They’ve been sitting on 12 for too long.

I regret to inform the rest of the playoff-eligible National Hockey League that Carter Verhaeghe scored again.

Sam Reinhart 3-1 Florida

That game is why I’m not worried about the Panthers. That was the same game they’ve been playing for the last month the puck just actually went in. As long as they get healthy and play that game, they’re gonna be really dangerous.

Welcome to the Florida Panthers, Brad Marchand

These are your playoff lines: 25 16 13 23 9 19 63 15 27 10 8 17

Please let the floodgates open for Carter Verhaeghe 🤞🤞🤞

Look how hard Carter Verhaeghe had to work to finally get his goal. That’s gotta feel good for him.

The Panthers finally got a bounce!

I told you guys back in February the Florida Gators were the best team in the country.

The campaign message of “we will intentionally collapse the economy” won all seven swing states.

Go win a National Championship 🐊

72 combined saves for Cam Talbot in his last 2 starts against the Florida Panthers.

I AM GOING TO BREAK THINGS

Finally. My god.