Beautiful honey, sleeping.

Wearing my @awrymenswear.bsky.social to an interview today, hoping nothing goes awry!

I find you in your lingerie, your spouse/SO, is nude, in a chair, watching you move about. What are you making?

No words necessary!!

If girls have a "taco", what do guys have?

Trump clearly believes in the Hollywood gospel 🙃🤣

Who makes the best #Donuts in #Boston?

One of my nurses is about to lose her license!

Playtime?

My curiosity is getting the better of me... Women who #freebleed, could you please talk to me about the mechanics? I'm assuming you're not spending the next 5-7 days exclusively on the toilet, but I also assume that your not constantly cleaning up drops/dribbles...

Simple truths.

I showed this graph in class yesterday on how measles cases in the United States plummeted dramatically after the vaccine was licensed in 1963. It’s not subtle and I could not resist observing: “This stunning design in measles cases was not thanks to vitamin A. It was not due to beef tallow.”

While I've *always* enjoyed how I looked in a thong, I haven't always enjoyed how they fit..

Gawd damn it! Why do i have to be so horny right now?? I'm at a local brewery, thinking about #anal. A girl with a nice ass in leggings leans against the counter...

My favorite sign from today's "No Kings" ralley in Boston

May he choke fellating Netanyahu

Something seems a bit off with this license plate...

There was a beautiful woman walking towards me, the sun, shining through her dress, and it was beautiful! There's no particular reason for this post, other than to celebrate a strangers' beauty!

I am being teased by a thought... I had a *rather* interesting interaction with someone on a cruise, and I think I may become the source of their dreams!

Everyone has gone to bed for the night, and I'm in my living room seeing if I can still self suck.... Nope...:(

In 1977 NASA launched the Voyager spacecraft, including a CD with the song Johnny B. Goode, on a mission to study the solar system & beyond. The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.

I'm getting ready to take a nap before work, and I turn around and see this on my bed! Excuse me??? Where am I supposed to sleep?

An interesting desire, twice, perhaps thrice!

Big change for Massachusetts cannabis: regulators just approved on-site marijuana consumption for the first time. New licenses will allow cannabis lounges, consumption at events, and partnerships with non-cannabis businesses. Rules are expected to take effect January 2, 2026.

Kitty boy being cute!

Well, after a *less than pleasant* blood pressure reading the other day, and realizing that I've been a bit too sedate, decided to try to do something about it! I'm either going to do 1 hour or 6 miles on the treadmill (while it's bitterly cold...), alternating between a walk day and a run day.

Know your rights. Protect your neighbors. New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.

Alright, friends, I need some help, please? I am looking for the name of a specific pan. It is usually used with hot water crust pastry. Once the pastry is baked, the pan splits in half, and the sides usually have some sort of a design on it...

Wife's tights ripped, and so I went out and replaced them. She was wearing them for the second time, and kept on celebrating how they felt. I had to give them a try!

The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution. In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:

ALERT: Operation Santa is back! USPS is taking letters for its 112-year-old program: Santa Claus, 123 Elf Road, North Pole, 88888. You can even adopt a child’s letter and help make their holiday dreams happen. www.uspsoperationsanta.com

“Sleep and circadian experts generally advocate for permanent Standard Time… Change between Standard Time and DST is not simply loss/gain of sleep, but rather misalignment between circadian and social clocks…”

With that, September '24 is done!

Alexei ❤️

So, I like working on my blanket, but there are 2 tedious parts to it that I'd rather be able to pass off to someone else. First is the shell edging for my key. Second is tying off the loose ends from each day!

Well, if I'm celebrating, might as well celebrate completely, right? 1) A table that I was having made, and was hoping to have have by now, is *FINALLY* ready to be picked up and delivered!! 2) Chain mail Dice bags that were being made in Ireland I believe are on their way home!

Welp! I don't quite know how I did it, but I *FINALLY* found a job! Started before I moved out from Denver at the end of June. While it may not be my most ideal, it'll be work!

So, people who normally wear thongs... I am new to wearing thongs, and wanted your experience/opinion... When ever I've worn a thong, and had gas of any sort, it seems the gas is forced upwards??

Haven't posted something personal in a bit... Well, here I am crocheting...

In today's edition of "Found Porn"...

Happy Halloween to all who celebrate.