The most Jerry Jones word salad with it not being a Jerrah word salad

My grandmother used to sit in her throne and all grandkids would gather round and we’d visit while she smoked More 120s and sipped flat and warm Dr Pepper from returnable bottles

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

I know a lot of people and not one with a vaccine “injury”

lol

Check is in the mail

Mapping program of my youth

My high school internet

It looks even worse by video 😢

I’d say last night pretty well confirms

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Pro-tip: don’t use ‘affordable’ or budget friendly’ when describing your IT security firm for small businesses. That’s a bad message

When you don't believe in research or science it's down to feels, well, I feel like I'm truly handsome. They say to me, "Sir, you really are handsome, maybe the most handsome man ever”, feels like it

🤣🤣🤣 🪤

Mike Johnson an unlikely disciple of Timothy Leary tune in turn on drop out

Today is a good day

Amazing what treating the electorate like you treat your subcontractors

Maybe FW/Tarrant County are embracing their purple to blue

More shaming of Schumer and Jeffries please. That shit works!

I’m pretty sure tonight is because I subscribed to @theflytrapmedia.com the other day. It’s not too late to subscribe and insure a Cali prop win HINT FUCKING HINT 😘

once more 🙂‍↕️

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

I don’t know how he’ll govern, but he/his campaign damn sure know how to communicate

What we know so far, 9:30pm —Dems flip VA-Gov & VA-LG. —BIG Dem gains in VA House —Dems win NJ-Gov —Mamdani up —Dems seem to flip 2 statewide offices in GA —JD Vance's half-brother loses in Cincy. —Dems sweep Orlando council —PA: Dem justices up big —Maine anti-mail vote measure down —Krasner wins

If you love Muslims transgender and out of the kitchen women tonight’s your night LFG!!!! 💜

The country has spoken. Get ready to drink some soy milk and hire minorities.

It’s an insanely reasonable question and yet, I can’t help but think many assume they will always hold power

LOL Spanberger just mean-girled and mother-embarrassed her daughter. And congratulations to her on her win. I feel like we’re ALL better off

Faces are much safer across the US today #rip

3rd voter this morning 🗳️

3rd voter this morning 🗳️

Faces are much safer across the US today #rip

Extreme threats when under stress really is the calling of mediocre white men in jobs they aren’t qualified for

you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.

Now asking for a Cowboys team

YES YOU SHOULD VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS TOMORROW EVEN IF MAMDANI IS NOT ON THE BALLOT WHERE YOU LIVE

LMFAO

Buffalo? 4th and 18? Are they shriveled?

Nantz said going for 2 to make it a score game, heard the same thing during a college game yesterday. Down 9 and kicking the PAT also puts it a one score game

I hate that fucking push bullshit in the NFL

I’m fine with Apple taking over clock changing duties, but I keep one analog clock just-in-case

“…smarting quite a bit from the Blue Jay loss…” Pain and suffering is their currency, not that it’s new. He had to shoe-horn that and to revel in it openly

One thing is for certain after this post season, the Rangers got a long way too long to get back to the top

For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series 2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers 2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves 2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros 2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers 2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers 2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

It’s a game of inches…😒

Mateer’s helmet is pulled too far down

And then went on to call them daisy dukes. Funny but probably best to not use your voice at all on that

You will not convince me The Great Gatsby party at mal was anything but intentional, but by the same uncritical choice of YMCA