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bless your timeline.

When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king, the palace becomes a circus. -Turkish proverb

we lost Kurt Cobain on this day in 1994 🤍

I am obsessed with the penguin Gadsden flag

Why not Zoidberg!!??!

n-1 Teslas in the garage. (for values of n formerly equal to one)

best. alarm. clock. evar.

I officially reached the "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" portion of tonight's program.

Spring trout fishing season opens Tuesday, April 1 and runs until mid-Oct. Find out about regs, stream stocking, fishing pole loans and more from reporter Steve Featherstone: www.thisiscny.com/explore-upst...

paging @wkfry.bsky.social

I don't know who needs to hear this today, but folks, please don't reuse your VPP token across multiple MDMs. Give each service its own. They deserve it, and will love you for it.

Just read the phrase "End-to-end doesn't solve idiot-to-idiot". Yep. Stealing and reusing that nugget.

Morning folks - just checking on the news for the past day...

Give folks space. Give folks grace. Lift up each other, don't spend your energy tearing down. Yep, it sucks lately. Yep, everyone is stressed out. Save your energy fighting against real threats, not people who stumble online. We need each other to get through this. Peace, y'all.

Dropping some knowledge on my daughter about alt.2600 and Cap’n Crunch. It’s not often I can tell her about stuff like this. Kinda digging it.

Hot take: Collier should have ended the Djessie set with the closing fifth at the end of Box Of Stars Pt. 2 (that is the exact same fifth he opened the cycle with 7 years ago). World Oh World is beautiful coda, but still superfluous like a third nipple. That belonged in the "extended" box set.

Jamming out to Jacob Collier this evening. I'll give being in nature the #1 spot for mental health. Music gets a close #2.

Finding a bit of joy on the Lake Ontario shore.

High of 65ºf today. I mean, opening day will be great for baseball fans in a couple weeks, but I personally enjoy celebrating the first carwash of the year.

All right, Webster. Let's take about 20% off there, super chief.

I absolutely love Cornell’s Merlin Bird ID app. So fun this time of year.

I stupidly watched the news this morning. Realized it was better use of my time to watch the dawn.

Get to know your local farmer, folks. Monoculture factory farms trying to squeeze the last .5% out of the land aren't the answer. www.nbcnews.com/business/con...

I mean, shouldn't the time traveling assassins be showing up soon? 4am brain wants to know.

Just one? It's March 2nd. We easily have space on the calendar for 3 or 4. -- Signed, NY

Why a horse?? I mean, my vote at the design meeting would be for the Trojan Clown-car.

I'm Mar🐫 & I approve this message. 👍 #EcomomicBlackout (image by @donkoclock.bsky.social) 🙏

MFW Jason Isbell rhymes with "Diphenhydramine"

read the f'ing room, Chuck. Seriously dude.

as they say: those who fail to [learn from / predict] the [past / future] are destined to [repeat / inspire] it... or something.

they can’t even do ennui right

Dear manager, This week... 1. I was mistaken for a wealthy man with the same last name. 2. Thugs ruined my rug. 3. I got caught up in a kidnapping scheme involving Bunny. 4. I teamed up with my bowling buddies to resolve the kidnapping situation. 5. I went bowling with my friends.

Dear Manager, This week I: 1. Went to the sandbox 2. It was so sad 3. I cried and cried (because) 4. Someone took a doodie in my sandbox 5. And that was so bad Also Timmy.

Backyard camera caught the dog carrying off and burying an icicle. Poor pup - who wants to tell him? 🤣

I mean, what if folks just start ignoring Elon? Seriously... what would happen?

Really good read. This woman is a saint.

We are all this possum. Who can blame them?

Ice ice baby

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

You know what job I want? I want to be the guy that has to keep a profanity filter database up to date. Keep up with current trends, hang out on Urban Dictionary all day... etc. "hmm.... Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz... that's a new one."

It's 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗦𝗰𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲. I only know because this is being shared a lot across all platforms.

End electoral DEI

Although, relatively speaking, it's not important... I'm furious over the Kennedy Center thing. Symbolically, it's completely vile! It's not enough for him to take power, he wants to destroy beauty in the world. 😡

The Home Depot website lets you stay logged in all damn day. Such a nice change of pace in this 2FA low-trust society.

You know what? Good. About time the DNC stopped messing around. www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

Did someone say BunBun?