so much of my life is just repeating the last thing someone said in my head until it becomes a terrible song

chuds and pillosophers yelling this is the law of the jungle sir this is a rainforest cafe

that there is a pearly gate around heaven is so nimby

look i’m willing to participate in the downfall of the empire but 1. it has to be my idea, and 2. everyone needs to acknowledge that my analysis was the best and i am very smart

austerity measures for everything except the state apparatus of violence has literally never happened anywhere before ever and definitely won’t happen here

ICE agents have been given access to a hidden world of forbidden desires and sensations. While us suckers are worn down and hardly feel a flicker of emotion in our humdrum lives, they are submerged in a field of intensity that - on top of engaging w/ it, simply having access to it - gets them off.

in an adorable twist of fate as the economy worsens weed prices keep going down

tajín bath bombs

citing all the times i pee whatever is left in the bowl into the drain as evidence of my goodness to the gatekeepers of the afterlife

two types of people in this world, do you eat the cheese even after you accidentally grate a little skin in there

you think you know a person and then bam! light mode screenshot

a lot of people underestimate on-purpose shitting of your pants as an adult to prove a point. like you can walk into any disney area and shit your pants and simply leave it in there

we’re on a high road to nowhere 🎶

i hope all these ghouls have good therapists when they have to process the grief of not being able to achieve a white ethnostate

why isn’t anyone making life threats

naming my trust fund personal responsibility hold up

as ceo of antifa feel free to ask me any questions

the left, which is a thing that exists, is responsible for all heart disease, cancer, and accidental death. they also invented monday, funny bones, and traffic.

the unreleased tortoise album

i was going to mow the lawn but then i realized that’s just a distraction from the epstein files

in order to motivate anyone to go there for work, tech bros need to first seed mars with indigenous peoples, convince earth settlers that they’re various flavors of demonic, and then frame space colonization as cosmic fisticuffs between good and evil. a salary isn’t enough, bring the ideology.

“sadism because introspection makes me want my mommy” era of politics is a huge bummer

more like manosfear

the imperial boomer

crosswords are eating into our doomscrolling time and no one is talking about it

that we’re humoring who does and does not deserve crumbs from the table of the most wealthy nation in human history is ridiculous. the anti-work position is strengthened through all of this. wealth is extracted upwards. it shouldn’t be this difficult to keep your eye on billionaires.

basing politics (even if cynically) on religious stories is cartoonishly bizarre for people who grew up agnostic. like i have no idea what you’re talking about or i just don’t care for it — in the same way certain authors and musicians don’t land for me.

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i need teleological closure with everything i attempt because obvs time moves left to right — if all the heroes of history didn’t produce perfect everlasting liberation by now what’s the point of even showing up to fight?

chicks dig sars

beyond eyebrows going rogue, it’s an amazingly subtle thing no one told me about getting older — all of your friends look more and more like magicians. like occult magician aesthetics in the features. it’s hard to describe how exactly, especially when they’re in athleisure, but it’s happening

Transnational far-right power grab working with a coalition of billionaires to engage in top-down propaganda and media manipulation combined with paid influencer driven bottom-up participatory kayfabe on social media and private digital forums

if viewed only aesthetically (decoupled from nazi prop), kanye’s arc confirms people rarely actually go rogue. what we call edginess is actually coreness — or a redundancy of “evil” — aka reinforced structural violence. going rogue requires activity that interrupts or challenges these cycles.

can i piss in my raw milk or do i need to drink them separately for max health benefits

everyone thought the singularity would be sleek, but it’s not. it’s dumb, recursive and made of memes. the white house is now outside of human control and just another limp neuron in a smooth brained influencer-god as the internet continues to digest the noosphere.

the broligarchy is just a dream incorporation of limp bizkit’s break stuff playing on infinite loop while we sleep in our manna harvesting beds because the aliens thought (and i quote) “wouldn’t that be so funny.”

can’t wait to turn the missouri into the kafue

look, everyone knows that once someone privately accumulates a trillion dollars they get to put their initials on a cosmic leader board, the simulation plays a little chiptune and then resets itself

‘strong men’ don’t exist. it doesn’t take strength to crawl to the top of structures built for you—it takes strength to build new ones. it doesn’t take strength to ignore emotions—it takes strength to engage with them. pro-social empathy and love are the most courageous things you can ever do.

apparently you can just do whatever the fuck you want now

might see a cybertruck at grocery outlet by Q4

something that’s also important: you can just not do things, strategically. you can just stop.

i was promised queer-coded super villains and i am very disappointed

public space has been shrinking for decades ever since it became a resource for extracting content for social media. the reason neoreactionaries (or whatever) are forcing their ultra-ego avatars onto the commons is because it’s been fully colonized and opened for business

to label what’s happening politically in the us right now as ‘chaos’ does a disservice to the word. furthermore, it aggrandizes and mythologizes the ghouls that are really only doubling-down on various forms of structural violence. there is no chaotic impulse, only spasms of a reanimated corpse

when people get mad at you for not following politics it’s usually because they don’t understand those politics in depth, they suck at explaining things, or both

one of the weird benefits of “flood the zone with shit” media is that people who actually study “shit” help me understand the reality of “shit” and so “shit” kind of inadvertently acts as a prompt for teaching