I am happy to report that karma is 100% real. Act accordingly! 😘

Please read this @prisonjournalism.bsky.social piece, not just bc I did the art (💅), but because it's important and women's rights are human rights.

My friend sent me ONE (1) AI slop video of a cat novela and now my IG algorithm is 75% fucked up cat videos

Spotify did Ringo dirty with this one

Can you overdose on tomatoes

Always always read @vermontgmg.bsky.social!

New @marcmaron.bsky.social is easily his best special to date. Poignant and funny and sad; perfect comedy cocktail

I can't stop thinking about the Diane Arbus exhibit at the Armory. I wish I didn't wait til the last weekend to go, just so I could go again

Love a punk bar

today I explained in a meeting why I expensed a bunch of gas station food, corn dogs, and an airbrushed shirt during a reporting trip. it's called JOURNALISM babe look it up

Today @longlead.com published The Age of Incarceration, a beautiful and timely story about incarceration camps at the end of WWII. Unfortunately a version of camps still exist (Alligator Alcatraz ffs), and listening to the experience of survivors is so critical. Please read and share:

just sold my DSLRs and it was painful how little they’re worth now

Making an invitation for my godsons 1st birthday and it looks like a show flyer

Baby’s first wheel class

Can we nip this "Alligator Alcatraz" shit in the bud? We don't need to adopt their cutesy marketing when talking about the concentration camp in the Florida Everglades

For a REAL detailed map of how NYC voted, check our map out 😎 www.thecity.nyc/2025/06/24/m...

LFG NYC!!!!

Cheesin’ for chicken (this is his face as I’m grilling)

Masochism is practicing hot yoga on the first 100 degree day of summer

The bees from My Girl have endorsed Cuomo

The fear mongering that Cuomo’s campaign is pushing against Mamdani is so racist and gross. They are terrified.

Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.

“The difference is back then we had dumb presidents” is an absolutely insane justification

Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state. That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress: Sit back and do absolutely nothing.

(Shania Twain voice) Let’s go girls 🎶

Sick of Events

Kids are cosplaying as ICE agents in Roblox, staging raids on fellow players who they deem illegal. Hundreds of kids are also protesting ICE in rallies across Brookhaven, Roblox's most popular experience. I spoke to the kids participating.

🚨 we’ve got interspecies cuddling over here!!!

EVERYONE, The Onion is extremely on sale for the next five days. $75 gets you a year's worth of the last good newspaper delivered to your real life mailbox. Father's Day is in five days. America's dads love being duped by wrong information. Buy one for each of your 7 dads. membership.theonion.com

Walked by my first NYC apartment - a small studio in crown heights I had 2011-2013 - and looked it up on Zillow out of curiosity. I paid $850/month it's now $2300/month anyway there's a mayoral election coming up!!!!!

they never miss

Sabrina Carpenter dropping “manchild” in June like summer bop angel 👼

Look at this triple stack of good boys I saw in Crown Heights yesterday 😍

logging on this morning like

oops. new from @smaldo.bsky.social:

I fear my garden has made me too powerful

ah yes another fuzz pedal certainly this will be the last one I’ll ever need

A freelancer I hired and I discovered we have nearly identical beagles so now we just text each other dog pics. It’s maybe the the most wholesome thing I got goin on right now

I am v proud of my buddy Ben and his work!! Excited to see him single-handedly save media, everybody say THANK YOU BEN

life and death today at the MET Cloisters. A gem of NYC

At the risk of being earnest on main, I have been GOING THROUGH IT lately and my friends are the best support system on the planet. I don't have much blood family left, but goddamn do I have a hell of a chosen family.

my birthday is in August just fyi reverb.com/news/sonic-y...

“Still punk as fuck” I whisper while wearing my doc martens with comfort insoles

There’s an old man In my neighborhood smoking Marlboro reds while drying his motorcycle with a leaf blower and blasting Wet Leg, I am not making this up

forever anthem

My hairdresser provides the hottest small town gossip of where he grew up in WV. Competing landscaping companies owned by lesbian couples that live across the street from each other? Inject it into my veins!!!