Heyyyyyy how y’all doin’?

Fell from the top .1% to the top .5% of Beyoncé listeners. Much to think about

My most listened to podcast genre was “News”

Tyla slid on Shake Ah!

I can’t afford anything I do, I just do it anyway KSKSKSKS

How you gonna let Apple Music do you like that @spotify

THIS IS INSANE

Omg… this is crazy

I’m holding on by a thread chile

Something BaAaAaaad is happening in Oz 🐐

This is gonna be the first thanksgiving in 4 years that I can “go for a walk”

I wish the worst on folks who decide they want to superset machines when the gym is busy.

Tired of seeing “it’s not that serious” as a response to people calling out bad behavior/ poor manners

I feel so exposed and vulnerable when friends see my TikTok comments

I’m sorry but y’all need to get messier on here

Beyoncé was seriously sitting in that Broadway theater in her draws and a trench coat

“Remember that time I showed up with just panties under my coat?”- Beyoncé talking about Death Becomes Her

Well it is but it’s also a correct take! To me it wasn’t a lived in performance

Why is this running club operating like the SNKRS app? Bffr

Me after I let him stick his tongue in my booty hole on the first date

Coming over here where it’s safe to be Dominican

I am not going to accept the things I cannot control. I am going to start screaming.

I don’t want a dingaling, I don’t want a dildo, or I don’t wanna be vibrated!!!

Hate when these apps pause my music! I wanna listen and skeet!

White gays already asking if people care about Kendrick. DPMO go listen to Brat 🙄

New Kendrick

Time to see what Wicked is giving

Opened the bird app to see someone asking if anybody could vouch for Hitler being a real person that existed

"how are you doing mentally these days" me:

These blocked posts are pissing tf off!! I’m tryna see the mess!!

That is a recipe for good living!

And now GU is down the block

i hate when my packages get delivered while i’m at work . i be ready to take the rest of the day off just to get to them 😂

This is a terrible time for me to have lost my SS card 😭😭

We need bookmarks asap come on @jay.bsky.team do my shit right!!

OFFICER!!!!

I love randomly seeing my friends on the train in the morning

Everyone who still uses Twitter now

Damn Gladiator II took the best IMAX in nyc from Wicked

and very much a bitch in the afternoon

Once Club Chalamet makes it over here I’ll know we made it for real

John Stamos is nuts! How is a bald cap solidarity 😭

Spent my entire 20s getting this degree just to end up barely getting by! It’s sick 😭

What does this mean? Am I blocked? Is the content blocked? Somebody help unctie please

I’m saying like…

Black Kardashian stans are so embarrassing

Effie White in Dreamgirls:

Oooh they started showing hole and pole on here