#pompey putting on a good show, Arsenal are clearly miles ahead, particularly when they attack but interesting that this level of intent appears to be missing in so many league matches for us

Here you go #pompey team news. Arsenal going soft on us with Rice and Saka on the bench.

“and in other news, President Trump has ordered the bombing of Venezuela” “Caracas?” “not according to his doctors”

Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"

Another broken Australian? #pompey

#pompey Bluesky, I sully myself so you don't have to.

Early #Budget25 advice

That was one of the worst red card decisions I've ever seen 😂 #pompey

Southampton have had more managers than wins (4) in the last 51 games.....

This is impressively wrong on many levels from The News... #pompey

Utterly perplexed by the persistence in playing Chaplin right wing and when he's shite not withdrawing him. #pompey

Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2025/10/20/louvre-thieves-given-immunity-after-confirming-jewels-stolen-for-purpose-of-training-ai-software/

In a hotel bar in Aberdeen. American next to me asking all kinds of questions about whisky recommendations. Then says "I'll have a Jaegermeister". Bar man asks how he wants it. "With ice, just shake it up" Still not entirely sure what's just happened. Has he ever tried it? Does he think it's whisky?

Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired

@glennfryatt.bsky.social penalty? 😂

*Bishop penalty siren* /QualityCheck

If #pompey come up against bigger teams this season we're absolutely screwed.

Hey Google, go home, you're drunk.

Tfft

Liz Truss: 'i killed the Queen' JD Vance: 'hold my lettuce'

One year ago today #Pompey won promotion. My favourite memory isn't Shaughnessy smashing that header in, it was after the match outside the ground. My mate tapping Paddy Lane on the shoulder and saying "Excuse me mate, that's our cab", piling in past him and then heading down to O'Neills. 😂

Still not sure why Bishop is #pompey penalty taker. They're all shite.

Ffs #pompey. The one time Ogs misses a header

Hypothetically speaking could a countries leader be done for insider trading/market manipulation? I would love to see who had sold/bought/sold shares over the last few weeks...

"Doctor doctor, I keep thinking I'm in the wrong joke!" "Who's there?" "What?" "What who?" "What do you mean 'What who"?" "Edward Woodward"

Hideous match to watch but a really well ground out win by #pompey

Due to #pompey staying on the other site, I'll repost this here...

Partial eclipse from Portsmouth

This is quite something. The whole place is a shambles. Not long before they start using Twitter DMs

I'm seeing this unfold in real life. A monthly service that I subscribe to that I would argue charges a luxury price for a luxury product. Lots of minor changes over several years that irritate numerous people, not enough to do anything en masses but build up in the background and cause grumbling.

With the 'rescue mission' for the astronauts at the space station postponed it got me wondering, do astronauts get a per diem and how do they do their expenses? Are there different rates? Overnights in US ❎ Overnights overseas ❎ Overnights in space ✅

Top 3 in the Championship v #Pompey at Fratton Park Wins: 0 Goals scored: 0

Terry Devlin baby. #pompey

Not sure what happened to Bishop but on 60 minutes someone turned him up to 11. #pompey

From the man who backed out of a fight with Mark Zuckerberg and an appearance on the Daily Show: "I literally challenged Putin to one on one physical combat". This is "my dad works for Nintendo" level stuff.

#pompey team. Standard. Keep it tight lads.

New tap room in Drayton - The Drayton Tavern. Testing it out (for the 3rd time) - approved. ✅ @mattpfc.bsky.social

America becoming a parish state. Impressive collapse in less than 2 months.

TL;DR Don't vote for science dismissing loons.

Trump and Vance are utter, utter cretins. The way they've tried to embarrass Zelensky has only ended up making them look like bullying morons. Not even letting him answer anything and just talking over him. Yet, he's the one being disrespectful. Get in the sea.

We get weaker when Pack comes on yet he manages to moan more at every other player on the pitch than anyone else. 🤔 #pompey

Shaughnessy may have been holding his calf, but it's just an illness... #Pompey

Swanson having an absolute mare at right back for #pompey

Why is nobody talking about this?

Love this idea, would be good to see football in the UK adopt something like this. I seem to recall the balls have chips in for over the line technology so would presume it would be relatively easy?

Took advantage of rare sunshine on a Sunday to do a load of garden pruning. I'm convinced that Pyrocantha is Latin for "prickly bastard".

If you're watching #Traitors Leanne has absolutely shit the bed there.

Jesus. Twister in Donegal right now.

But can Stoke do it on a cold night in #pompey? No.

Don't think I've seen a more obvious "guess where this corner is going" than the one Stoke scored from. Not one of our players reacted to the guy with 10 yards of space outside our box. #pompey