Getting in Numan's car again...

Where have all the street lights gone in LA?! I have seriously never been to any city in the world that has the centre of a town in total darkness! #LA #LADWP #MayorBass

Dozzell does not have a clue what is going on at corners...and whoever this commentator is on ESPN he equally doesn't have a clue who any of our players are! #pompey

Playing on this Evans 'Wicked Chops' pad for the first time...The pad surface is only 2 inches in circumference...not at all frustrating!!! #evansdrumheads #targetpractice🎯

As a stroke survivor, this is an important tale. Everyone, know the signs of stroke. You could just save someone's life.

I was made to watch an episode of Stranger Things. As a child growing up in the '80s can I just say that this is one of the worst pieces of television I have ever seen AND it is NOTHING like the '80s like everyone seems to think. Absolute nonsense. There, I've said it.

What just happened?!! Hahaha! Ridiculous game #pompey

A really nice Christmas gesture by Pompey to allow Kenny Jackett to come and manage the team for the second half versus QPR today. Well done everyone. #pompey

Dear Americans. There's no such thing as a "British accent". If you read a book you'd learn that Britain is made up of 4 countries where even most individual cities/counties have a unique accent.

All these people who get outraged by @nytimes.com Opinion pieces. If you don't listen and understand people who have differing and sometimes abhorrent views to yours how can you counter them? The art of intelligent debate and reasoned argument is really over.

Owning it 💙 #pompey

I just flew 5,500 miles and am stood on the Milton End instead of the Fratton End. We better put a shift in to keep this jet lag at bay!! #Pompey

We need to slow it down and start playing it around. Birmingham can't play at this pace all game #pompey

That was a great jaunt around the US with Gary Numan. I am bloody knackered now though!

Having fun supporting Gary Numan across the US with @tremoursmusic.bsky.social

On Gary Numan's tour bus somewhere between Seattle and Boise. Getting ready to wake everyone up when Chaplin slots one in! #pompey

Very happy with Chaplin coming back. Now if we can just go and get Kuhl and Beresford back we'll be properly on our way. #Pompey

You know why Americans are so uptight? They don't have squash over here. No Ribena, no Robinsons not even that filth that is Vimto. Disgraceful.

Thank you to BBC Radio 4 Today programme for someone FINALLY holding Reform to account. We need more of this. Reform simply do not have a clue. As soon as they are asked any probing questions and asked for facts it is evident that they are just making things up. Reform are full of hot air.

Pompey, making Saturdays unnecessarily stressful in the last 10 minutes since 1898 #pompey

This is powerful and sickening. Whatever your political persuasion, this is abhorrent and indefensible. How can the international community allow this to happen?

I used to take the mickey out of my Mum for always turning her mobile off and leaving it at home when she went out. I have started doing the same thing and let me tell you, the feeling of freedom being out and about and not constantly checking your phone is pretty amazing. Mums know best!

Seeing Liz Truss in the news again. Seriously, when will she take the hint and just do one?! She has to be the most un-self-aware person in existence.

Welcome back Wout 🖤💛❤️

@dandeakins.bsky.social Not sure anyone got my tribute to the Ch 4/ ITV team that I just DJ'd in LA but thanks. You'll all be very missed: Pink Floyd - Bike Kraftwerk - Tour de France Pete Shelley - Give It To Me Sleaford Mods - TCR Parquet Courts - Dust I don't have On A Ragga Trip on vinyl :(

Ganna 😭 #procycling #couchpeleton

When in Paris on tour, go to the Pompey pub. We are massive! Jouez Pompey, Pompey jouez! #pompey

Just catching up on the Giro and the quote of the Giro award goes to Mr @nedboulting.bsky.social with: "Don't quite know what is going on there, apart from a man with a fishing rod in a wheelbarrow." I bloody love cycling!

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You can stick your Champions League, it's all about the FA Cup for me. Always has been since I was a kid. FA Cup final day is always magic but it should ALWAYS be the last game of the season.

I'm very excited to announce that I'm supporting THE DUKE SPIRIT with @tremoursmusic.bsky.social at their sold out show at The Lexington in London on 11th June. Our 7th June London show has nearly sold out as well! All tickets are available here: www.tremoursmusic.com/shows

Just watching Liege-Bastogne-Liege. That 7-Eleven kit just looks sooo good. #cycling #procycling #unox

Another shit penalty @stoohardman.bsky.social :) #pompey

I'm coming back to London on 7th June for an intimate show, drumming with @tremoursmusic.bsky.social at Paper Dress Vintage. We're joined on the night by the Veldt and DJ extraordinaire and our album designer Nicholas Pankhurst. Tickets are 3/4 sold out already! paperdressvintage.co.uk?p=17233

What has happened with Wout? Something is not right with him and hasn't been for a couple of seasons now. I want old Wout back! #ParisRoubaix

Happy "Scummers Going Down Day". Fingers crossed this year's"Super Pompey Staying Up Day" goes ahead as planned. #pompey

What am I missing about Aouchiche? I don't think he adds anything to the team. Runs around, misses tackles, doesn't make headers. I don't get it. I'd rather have Devlin playing #pompey

I am so overly exhausted! #sxsw

@davidseall.bsky.social Did you see Strade Bianchi? Absolute classic, coupled with Leeds an amazing day. Out of interest was Rob Hatch on commentary on TNT?

Jesus wept, is there nowhere I can watch cycling without the inane bloody sound of Carlton Kirby ruining it?! I would even subscribe to TNT Sports if it meant I never had to listen to his self satisfied, unfunny wittering. #cycling #omloop #shutthefuckupkirby

It's hard to state just how much of an influence Weatherall was and continues to be on me. Still can't believe he's not around.

That goal and this game really do belong together! #pompey

Schmid is an absolute Colossus! #pompey we're

I'm at Cosm LA (pretty sure it's pronounced Cosham) and this place is mental! Michael Eisner is here with his wife and his Pompey cap. It's 6.45am...too soon for a pint? I am absolutely terrified that they will do a close up of Westwood! #pompey

@tremoursmusic.bsky.social debut album is out NOW and available everywhere. Perfect for both celebrating and drowning your sorrows. It is a perfect Pompey album!

First review for Tremours debut album is here...which is nice!

RIP Marianne Faithfull. She once beat me at table football backstage at Brixton Academy. Can't get much more rock n roll than that!

Has anyone seen videos of that place in LA showing the football on a massive IMAX screen where it's looks like you're in the stands? You'll never guess who they are showing in February...BUT A) We're away and B) We're away...at Bramall Lane. Should I get tickets? Should I....? #pompey

To watch professional cycling in 2023 cost £3.33 a month on GCN+. 2024: Warners bought GCN+ then closed it down & put cycling on Discovery+ via Eurosport for £6.99 a month. 2025: Warners have closed down Eurosport and moved cycling to TNT Sport for £30.99 a month. £30.99 a month? WTF?! #cycling

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