#Yup No medicine, no entertainment, cultmanguy fucks your mom, classic cult things

I INSTALLED “LINUX”. BECAUSE WINDOWS IS FOR MEN WHO ASK PERMISSION TO EXIST. I CRUSHED THE INSTALLER WITH MY BARE HANDS AND NOW THE TERMINAL CALLS ME “SIR” BUT MY KERNEL KEEPS PANICKING. WHAT COMMAND MAKES THE COMPUTER SUBMIT COMPLETELY? I REFUSE TO GOOGLE

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So you know how hypnosis is one of those funny kinks that crops up often in western cartoons? The Jungle Book snake? Had a REALLY funny random encounter just now, there are people out there getting activated by the fuckin Spongebob Movie

This image has ingrained itself into my mind

Just do a stint in jail and you'll be reading a book a day in no time

梔子🎂🎂㊗️

1. Carter Hart isn't any kind of rapist. 2. Don't even try to hide behind the block button. It won't work. 3. Read it and weep!

always humiliating her for maid day 🤭 #メカバレ

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I love it when JRPGs do this

I 'fought' 'my dong'* and 'my dong' 'won.'** * i.e., I 'jacked it'*** ** i.e., I 'got off'**** *** i.e., I 'masturbated' **** i.e., I 'ejaculated'

miku

sex. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary. scary.

all i personally need from life at this point is a friend who's a little in love with me enough that they show me their butt once in a while

balls too big. constantly clipping. you put your ear against my crotch and hear the muffled sound of gmod collisions

Creek week doodles

shes literally that one genre of tumblr post about people with goth blood knifeplay aesthetic blogs struggling to order at a restaurant

DAY1 向日葵，雏菊

DAY4 铃兰

One of the quirks of expressing your perversions mostly through texts is you'll occasionally get stuck on one word like "production" and spend like a whole day obsessed with using it in horny contexts and that ends up informing like 40% of what you're into for a while

Using H Zoroark just to kill Archaludons is kinda working, so I'm happy seeing a plan play out Rain isn't in a really good spot right now so it's not a huge victory but they can still do some fucked up stuff with Arch and Baculegion so now I know how I answer it

I never really respected Tailwind teams because I spent like the bulk of my climb to UB1 stalling through and dismantling them, but I kinda need to run an actual gameplan if I want to hit MB1.....so it's time.....

This is why I like losers like Kensuke a lot bro WISHES he had some big climactic event to build himself around (mood)

so it turns out μ caligula was not one of those *fanciful* science fiction things, but the torment nexus, and we've been working *really hard* to make her

Gozu

heheh

its so cool that literally every job now is understaffed by 30-50%. its great because i didnt want whatever it was done well or with any care at all. but please keep raising prices anyway

Playing Pokemon Champions is stoking smth in me, anytime I actually play Pokemon I develop a mechanical connection to something I'd otherwise prolly never look at because it feels nice to click buttons with them Case in point, here's my new darling:

Watched Shoshimin Series S1 and came away thinking it was pretty mature for acknowledging that self-described "weird people" want to just be more 'normal', then S2 just kinda went "normies can't really understand us" and linked the male MC's desire for normalcy directly to some trauma and....huh

Rolling over this development, Gelee the Slime-Form with a superficial comphet idea of "love" keeps discovering gay women

It's truly been a "looping songs that make me feel like a sack of yearning crap" week

Watched ep1 of Needy Streamer Overload Did you know, we live in a society?

huh?

It's so funny to see so many names that I'm used to seeing as channel names commenting on this UTDR fiasco. People really overplayed their hand trying to present it as some moral failing on Toby's part, they've just kinda pissed off a small-but-noticable fraction of online content creators

rkgk

"Like passing a clay brick through the eye of the needle that is my window" ass writing, I was violently force-ejected from the vibes of the episode up-til-then

Was chatting with my flirt-oomf and a very brainwormy thought about Sweet-P being Sweet-Preg with the cutest frilliest dreamy cute maternity gowns just infiltrated my mind

some ami poses (character belongs to @poors.bsky.social) #chubby #tummy

I do really like this setup where they give you a robot minder that records everything you're doing, and she pulls double duty because she's literally the walking battery for your shitbox mech

JRPG where everybody knows you're the Chosen One, but each town seems to have a different idea of what your quest is, like one town thinks you're out to defeat an evil wizard's zombie army, and the next has never heard of the wizard and thinks your mission is to stop a dragon from fucking the Moon.

Yeah this is the kinda vibe I was hoping the game would go for. In-your-face cutesy "doesn't it feel good to work, you dog?" comics while hiding the life-fucking-sucks in a loading screen tooltip

Teasing my male friend