Post any AI slop, you will be blocked, regardless of how cutesy your damn little otter or kitty or puppy is.

Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.

hm I wonder what happened "on or about January 11th" that might've merited an "Emergency Meeting on Resistance to ICE Operation."

Conway is not four. He is 4,378 years old with the wisdom of the ancients and the power to heal all broken hearts.

I believe it was @eringloriaryan.bsky.social who once said to me, maybe a decade ago, that the stock market is astrology for boys. This headline, published three hours ago before Iran said "you either get to bomb Lebanon or you get sub-$10 gas," has done nothing but confirm that. It's all vibes.

This is Edward. He was given 6 months to live after being found as a stray. His family was determined to give him the best few months possible, so they introduced him to the ice cream truck. That was 27 months ago. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: magnificent_foster_dogs)

Pope Leo XIV dropped his first encyclical, a celebration of humanity in the face of AI. It must be ‘disarmed, freed from logics that turn it into an instrument of domination, exclusion and death,” he wrote.

The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.

Just saw an ad that starts out “writing a book is kind of easy when you think about it”

This pup was absolutely not digging in the dirt. Everybody knows that would require a permit. Thinks you have a whole lot of nerve accusing him of breaking municipal laws with no evidence. 12/10 (IG: san_francisco_rott)

So… what’d I miss on here today?

Q: Do you regret supporting former Vice President Kamala Harris? MARK CUBAN: I'm not going into my politics at all

A guy wanted to adopt a cat, but he wouldn't leave his brother's side, so he had to take both of them. Original post

I guess it wouldn’t be an attempt to return to Jim Crow without some abuse of state authority against uppity negroes.

This is Blu. He is here for booty scratches. Can also easily be over there for booty scratches. Or there. Just say the word. 13/10 (TT: 24hddsd)

It happened again. The most corrupt administration in history.

a thought i had while talking to a friend is that a federal end to partisan gerrymandering has to be at the top of the democratic party's agenda, and may likely get there because of threat the status quo poises to black representation, and thus black political involvement altogether.

In the 24 hours since the Supreme Court's majority ruled to demolish the Voting Rights Act's remaining protections, Louisiana and Tennessee have already signaled that they'll redraw their congressional maps with the clear effect of shutting Black voters out.

Alina Habba went on The View yesterday & it did not go well for her HABBA: The DOJ brings real cases. We are not Jack Smith. We are not Letitia James. We bring real cases AUDIENCE: *laughs & groans* HOSTIN: You actually were sanctioned nearly $1 mil for filing a frivolous lawsuit against Comey

as the supreme court kills the voting rights act, i’m reminded of the time when joe biden told a room full of black people that republicans were “trying to put y’all back in chains” and conservative media acted like he called them the n word, back when it would care to pretend about that

Oscar Isaac was in the Criterion Closet and he’s the first guy who I think properly understood that he gets all the movies for free and just overloaded the bag

Today’s decision means that the power we build in states this November will have an even bigger impact on who draws the maps, who gets to vote, and whether their votes count in 2028 and beyond. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

SCOTUS can say whatever it wants, but the actual voting laws are in the hands of each state’s legislature. PAY ATTENTION on your state and local levels! That’s where the power lies and those seats can be flipped with shockingly narrow votes. Check out @statesprojectus.bsky.social for more.

This is Franklin. He prefers plain whipped cream, but his humans keep putting sprinkles in first. Can’t complain about the serving size though. 14/10 (TT: franklins_life)

Oh no! How will we survive without people who don’t care about us?

Ninth Grader Demi Johnson receives National Geographic award for plan to save Mississippi's oyster reef population. The ninth grader has produced 1,100 oysters that will in turn spawn millions of larvae into the ecosystem, a huge ecological impact

BRENNAN: The shooter had multiple weapons. You said he traveled from CA across the country by train. How did he do that? BLANCHE: This isn't about making laws more restrictive BRENNAN: I'm asking about crossing state lines w/firearms BLANCHE: I don't think that's something we should be focused on

The President is looting the Treasury and the entire Republican party is a witting accomplice. This nation will never recover.

Just a reminder that the Epstein Files were supposed to be released 124 days ago.

The President calls every black person he doesn’t like “low IQ” and the media believes it absolutely critical we draw no conclusions from that

SCOTUS Hit by Bombshell Leak of Secret ‘Shadow Docket’ Memos EXPOSED www.thedailybeast.com/scotus-hit-b...

This is your reminder that it's been ten months since the assassination of Melissa Hortman, her husband and her dog, and there hasn't been even a hint of justice for her family, friends or colleagues.

"This is an important thing to think about."

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The Onion has successfully bought InfoWars. Happy 4/20. 😂

We’ve had a decade for the so-called Fourth Estate to actually show principle and integrity. It’s over

I don’t think we talk nearly enough about the fact that corporations like Amazon, don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay nothing for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business. WE Pay for

📌MEDIA: Stop calling Jared Kushner a "high-level negotiator." He's a damn thief operating in his repulsive family's best interests not ours.

"accuse him of trying to buy?" What else would you Steyer spending 100+ million to browbeat California into letting him jump the line into an unearned position of power? Do Better. #TomSteyer abcnews.com/Politics/wir...

Mamdani: "What are we fighting for?. When you look back at the history books of our party, 100 years ago we had a very clear vision of what we were fighting for. It's sad that for too many Americans, when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, then have to turn to a history book."

Writing “made with real potatoes“ on your bag of potato chips raises more questions than it answers

If you weren't thinking this all along, I question your judgement.

This just failed.

"Democrats need to break from this path and acknowledge that billionaires—especially those in the increasingly antidemocratic tech sector—are never going to side with them over the GOP." From @alexisgoldstein.bsky.social newrepublic.com/article/2087...

Last month in The Onion:

This story is insane. I never use self-checkout at any store because I used to work retail and I don't work there anymore. But this AI bullshit is a much better reason to avoid those lines!

“If you criticise Palantir’s platform one more time, you are going to lose your job.” Solidarity to all NHS workers opposing this toxic corporation. Shame on those bullying them. But they won’t stop us. We’re going to ditch Palantir. www.ft.com/content/ff70...

“There’s a danger that these lawless killings just become background noise,” @bcfinucane.bsky.social told @theintercept.com. “The U.S. Congress remains the institution best situated to bring these to halt — if not now, then at least after the midterms. theintercept.com/2026/04/14/t...

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)