Don’t Jump the Love Gun.

I laughed way too hard at this 🤣🤣🤣

Jesus was Antifa.

The mainstream media loves making it seam like dysfunction in Washington is coming from both parties. Hello? Much of the GOP no longer accepts the rule of law, or the norms of democracy, or the legitimacy of the opposing party. Enough of the false equivalence.

WATCH — @drjessicaknurick.bsky.social : “Here’s a partial list of things Trump is choosing to no longer study — food insecurity, gun violence, toxic exposures etc… Just because you don't measure it doesn't mean the problem went away. Censoring science & data collection is scary in a democracy.”

Robert De Niro: “Now we have a would-be king — King Donald the First. Fuck that. I’m Robert De Niro and I’m asking you to stand up and be counted in the nationwide No Kings protest on October 18th” 👉👉 nokings.org

Vote Yes On 50 to Do Whatever We Can to Prevent This Continuing Madness. Go to the Page of Anyone Telling You to Vote No and I Guarantee You’ll Almost Immediately See Their Approval of and Hopes for More of the Madness.

Well, La-Di-Damn… RIP to the Original Manic Pixie Dream Girl… and So Much More. Thank You for Everything, Diane Keaton.

Barret Hansen’s Career As Dr. Demento Has Had An Immeasurably Profound Impact On the Lives, Careers, Senses of Humor, and Historical Knowledge of Those of Us Fortunate Enough to Have Had Access to His Airwaves. He is Like Mad Magazine, Your Show of Shows, SNL Important. Thanks for Everything, Doc.

Maybe Trump is So Willfully Blind to RT That He Thinks He’s Invading Poland.

My Parents to the Mohel: “Can You Just Take Enough Off the Top So He Can Pass Geometry in Fewer Than Three Years?”.

RFK Jr Can Go Suck the Autism Out of Me.

Maybe Trump is Sending Money to Argentina So His Administration Has a Familiar Place to Flee to After.

Good Thing All Those Portland Antifa Rioters Were Running in One Direction and Wearing Paper Numbers to Make Them Easier to Identify By Our Crack Justice Department.

The Only Rule Pam Bondi Followed Yesterday Was “No Mamas”.

Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in. Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators. The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

“You Got Two Fuckin’ Weeks to Make Up Your Mind. Do Ya Want a Beard or Do Ya Want a Job? I Will Not Have This Shit!” Happy 108th Birthday, Buddy Rich!

Hegseth on his firings of military leaders: "We all serve at the pleasure of the president -- every single day."

Puerto Rico is Part of the United States. Thank You for Your Attention to This Matter.

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

I Don’t Recognize, Follow, or Care About Your Religion’s Rules, Tenets, or Dogma But I Often Wish You Did.

I'm At the Antifa Rally in Case Anyone Wants to Join Me.

Blue Sharpies, Escalators, and Teleprompters Are Going to Be Regulated Before Bullets.

“How Do You Do, Fellow Bullets?”

Join @alldaysucker @jacksonbrowne @jordanzevon @fountainsofwayneofficial @shooterjennings @chrisstillsofficial and So Many More to Honor @officialwarrenzevon in L.A. on October 24th @theunitedtheater (Formerly The Ace). Get Tickets Now for an Unforgettable Night for Some Great Causes! www.axs.com

The Irony of Tylenol Giving Trump a Headache…

Hear Me Out… What If That Venezuelan Boat Just Happened to Have Some Tylenol in Their First Aid Kit…

If Anyone Planning On Being Raptured This Week Has McCartney Tickets I’ll Unburden You of Them.

If Heinz, Depends, and Tylenol Don’t Sponsor @jimmykimmel.com Tomorrow Night Then It Will All Have Been for Nothing.

I'd Like to Publicly Apologize to My Father for the Disrespectful Lack of Pyrotechnics and Merch at His Funeral. It Won't Happen Again in Four Years.

Acetaminophen was Approved in 1951. Tylenol was Introduced in 1955. Autism was First Diagnosed in 1911 and Considered a Distinct Condition in 1943. Fuck RFK Jr. Protect the Neurodivergent Because Y’all Can See Where This is Going.

Hope All Your Participating Apples Get Sufficiently Honeyed.

Hey Comedians… Stand Up.

Why is No One Looking at #ShadyJDVance As the Real Benefactor of This? He Already Overstepped By Announcing His Readiness for President When Trump Disappeared, He’s Not Liked or Even Tolerated By Youth, He’s Backed By the Real Dealers, and Most Importantly… Now He Has No Competition. Wake Up, Maga!

Trump Wasn’t Seen for a Few Days and “Shady” JD Vance Jumped Up to Announce He’s Prepared to Take Over. Hey Maga, If Something Happens to Trump You Better Believe “Shady” JD (and His Crew) Are Behind It. #ShadyJD

"If you live in Alaska, I need you to buy a Ukrainian flag and turn any area that Putin is going to be into a sea of Ukrainian flags - so many that, when Putin lands, all he's going to see is just yellow and blue."

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social: "This party needs to wake up. These guys aren't screwing around... They're assassins when it comes to the way they weaponize grievance and the way they play politics. Enough! What more goddamn evidence do we need? They have rolled back the last half century in real time!"

I mean my God what is in those files?

I Would Never Have Thought It Would Take Less Than a Decade to Go from “I Could Stand in the Middle of Fifth Avenue and Shoot Somebody, Okay, and I Wouldn't Lose Any Voters, Okay?" to “I Could Rape Your Underage Daughters, Okay, and I Wouldn’t Lose Any Maga Supporters, Okay?” But There You Go.

Most People Do Not Get An Opportunity for a Victory Lap to Bask in the Love They Made. That is Something We Can All Be Grateful He Got to Recently Receive. All the Love and Strength to His Family, Friends, and Fans.

Join me in for some chat and laughs on our Official George Carlin YouTube channel while we watch some good shit. I need to laugh. You? youtu.be/1rP-U-ZbuzE?...

Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?

Happy Juneteenth Today and Fuck the Confederacy Every Day.

He hasn’t posted here in a while but this is @filmthepolicela.bsky.social helping out LAPD with some riot control tonight. Pretty funny.

Word to You Mothers.

Love That New Pope Smell.