there's something wrong with the rabbits

If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

heck YEAH me too, buddy

heck yeah me too buddy

I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.

went to a Labor Day party

🩷 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕜 🏙️

@ironspike.bsky.social Good chance you already know of the animated short "Milky Highway" that led to the series "Milky Subway", but on the off chance you don't... youtu.be/P8Nt2Cy11v4

HEADS UP!! squirrel carrying a whole apple

Silksong taking seven years with the team working at the pace they wanted with the team they wanted is only a problem if you personally believe that you deserved to have the game in your little piggy trotters sooner. "the fanbase was upset" who gives a shit. fuck the fans. make it how you want

She halted before the sphinx issued a challenge and set up camp. She hung a sign from her tent: "The answer to the riddle - 2 silver" After a dozen travellers had passed safely, the sphinx called out. "Do you also sell riddles?" "I have one no man had solved." "Will you sell it?" "For a kiss."

There are three representative wild birds in Japan called “blue birds.” Blue birds are said to bring happiness, and having seen all three types, I am sure I will be happy for a long time to come. #Illustration #LineArt #CommentPls

@makinaro.com Good News! The subtitled trailer for Season 3 of Chibi Godzilla Raids Again is here! Hopefully the translated episodes are close behind. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCsX...

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

#SpaceShipping Sisyphus, nicknamed "Sisy" is a specialized cleaning drone aboard the Roebuck.

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.

二名様ご案内

btw this also includes psychotic. psychosis is a medical condition that causes disorganized thought, hallucinations and delusions, and issues with cognition. most people who experience it are terrified. it is not synonymous with evil or cruel

some words you can use: erratic. out-of-control. abusive. toxic. a bully. egotistic. chaotic. unpredictable. cruel. evil. vain. an asshole. a huge butthead. but not bipolar or schizophrenic, unless they happen to be diagnosed, and in that case it's still probably irrelevant to your point

personally i haven't seen anything from him that suggests anything but drug use, self-obsession, and a debilitating inability to accept criticism or that people don't like him. none of these are symptoms of bipolar

hey y'all please stop spreading around that elon musk has bipolar. he was never diagnosed with it. he ONE time on twitter said he "may have something like bipolar" and when pressed he said "yeah but maybe not medically though". could he? maybe. idk. but this does not a bipolar diagnosis make lmao

no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician

The Power Fantasy #10, from @imagecomics.com. Out Now. 😳

Bluesky don't do the thing at someone they have just said not to do at them "as a joke" challenge

Bluesky don't answer rhetorical questions challenge

On the 50th anniversary of the Jaws attacks we should remember that great whites can live upwards of 70 years, so be careful out there.

I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up

I told you we’d be back

Wow, sounds like the process of making this movie has been quite the-*shepherd's crook appears from stage left, drags me away by my neck*

bamboo mushroom etc #art

Sex is great, but what about the inescapable allure of the inclined elevator.

In the thrall of the Red Comet ☄️ #Art | #Gundam | #GQuuuuuuX | #ChalliaBull

Just turned on Cuphead for exactly one minute to confirm the controller we have will work with it, and it will, so we're on for tonight, I guess! Come watch me play Cuphead, a game I do not want to play, tonight on Twitch! "Fun" starts at 6:00 Central! twitch.tv/theironspike

The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed. There was a shimmer - a demon appeared. "Curious. What ritual is this?" "I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!" "I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.

Peaceful

the roses are delicate as SHIT right now. romantic as FUCK. that sophisticated scent is goddamn HEAVENLY

I'm taking the risk and officially marking it summer by posting: youtu.be/9PnOG67flRA?...

Big mood 🪶

ai will never produce anything as good as seeing this flower in real life and being so floored by its beauty that I wanted to share it with everybody else

ai will never replace actually meeting Sammy. you can generate an old dog with gray muzzle and it will never mean anything like hearing what she means to her old man friend

ai will never replace the feeling of touching a tree with moss in a brief moment of sunlight

“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

Happy Bunny Weekend

Moonphase Choker 🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘 But is it worth losing your head over? #art #moon #moonphase #stars #space #painting #illustration

Stormglass #art

normal business casual #soulsov

Been thinking about how well written and nuanced the characters are in Watchmen. I know some people look at Rorschach and see a hero to be emulated, but when I look at him I just see a vase of flowers