You know the scene in ocean's 8 where ann hathaway joins the heist crew bc she doesn't have any female friends and hates book clubs. that's my vision of modern au sha hualing

sticky situation ! #svsss #cumplane

this is my new favorite wikipedia article en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi_hole

this is when sqh created a plan to escape which he then kept pushing it back in favor of getting pounded into next week “i’ll escape after i suck him off. i can’t leave my king with blue balls!“ “okay maybe after he finishes eating me out” “……alright i can’t NOT fuck him his dick is massive—“

did not intend for this to be for #moshangweek2025 but it's on brand that i'd post my first moshang on the last day of it. anyway animal demon au where on a royal hunt snow leopard!mbj & his retinue capture a particularly annoying fox demon that won’t stop begging for his life on the way to camp

Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

TELL bsky you have an issue with this! 1) KEEP talking about it - don't let this issue fade away 2) Submit feedback to bsky! TELL them its not okay! On PC: on the right under "trending" On mobile: on the left under "settings" 2/🧵

Do NOT believe the misinfo going around There absolutely have been MASSIVE TOS updates Most notably: 1) Specifying no FICTIONAL noncon 2) No "dangerous" kink 3) No DISCUSSING self harm, suicide, or substance abuse unless its "educational" So what can we DO about it? #SaveSpeech 1/🧵

This is a BAD idea from a tactical pov all this means is an issue that bsky mods do NOT want controversy around will have NO posting about it for a full week a large number of people who come back from the "blackout" will likely not start up the complaints again it hamstrings the cause

HOW TO LET BSKY KNOW THEIR POLICY CHANGES HARM ARTISTS: A GUIDE FOR MOBILE USERS! 🧵 Sending feedback is SUPER easy, and takes just a few clicks! 1. Open the left tab menu, and click that "feedback" button 2. Put your concern in the box. I'll copy paste a script to use! (CONT.)

looking back it’s a genuine surprise that i wrote so much binghua considering i didn’t really care for binghe when i first started. i think i developed a fascination with his problems through writing him that reading about him couldn’t inspire

please support ur friends making creative shit in this cruel world. u have no idea how much a kind comment can mean to an artist when every website just tries to make you focus on the numbers

✈️: it's quite hard to work my king, if you keep moving so much #shangqinghua #mobeijun #moshang #svsss

I went too far back but in consolation I did find this

just read a conversation in a bl where two bottoms got blackout drunk & admitted in front of their boyfriends that if they'd noticed the sexual tension they had earlier maybe they would've hooked up & i just think that's so cumplane-coded. esp the part where he complimented his bro's ass lol

KOSA is back. This is the internet censorship bill! And it's not just coming for SWers, it'll be coming for all LGBTQ content, because the people in charge view LGBTQ people as inherently pornagraphic! We must push back even harder than we did last time we killed this bill 🔥

one of the delights of sv to me is that even airplane, as the author, is often bumbling around as much as sqq is. like he doesn’t even have some grand understanding of the inner workings of lbh’s brain bc the guy grew up different. he thinks it’s weird binghes gay!!

weed that makes you gay is a loadbearing pillar of shen yuanism tbqh

there are a lot of things liu qingge can still learn from his diciples...

this moment is classic moshang b/c mbj is genuinely concerned by sqh's tears but instead of nicely asking "what's wrong?" he says this:

the thing about 100 movies is that 100 is so many movies

i’ve been inhaling trashy adult manga again & i offer you thirty-something sqh, slaving away at menial office job that barely keeps a roof over his head, meets a guy who promises to fix all of his money troubles. at first sqh thinks he’s all talk. so what if he pays for everything on dates?

*reading my own wip* wow, really fucked up of the author to not finish this, i wonder what happens next

#svsss #liumingyan #shahualing

i feel like that one tiktok sound that goes "i have plans that i cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me" (the haters is me & my ever looming writer's block)

the funny, actually terrifying, thing about sxy & kidnapping attempts is she’s already been put thru it all by the palace master as training. immortal binding cables? learned how to slip out of those at 12. cultivation sealed? still has the strength to rip you in half. blindfold? child’s play.

this also applies to sy thinking binghe is a sex god and their poor third searching for the hidden camera b/c this has to be a joke. this cannot be the sex that sy was raving about. binghe deserves to undergo a little sexual humiliation. it builds character

i've been mainlining bingliushen fic & thinking about lqg's refusal to eat anything other than the xianxia gym bro equivalent of unseasoned chicken breasts & steamed veggies. sqq eats his six-course meals to the soundtrack of bingliu arguing over lqg's "childish palate" every other night

considering sy describes sqh as “proper & handsome” what if by immortal standards he’s average but among common folks he’s mega hot. whenever sqh goes down the mountain w/ a “peerless beauty” he’s getting mobbed by townies & lqg is making babies cry b/c he’s so beautiful it’s uncannily terrifying.

When there's barely any content for your faves

I probably don't even need to say this, BUT. Me not posting about every nightmarish thing is not because I am not internally (or externally!) screaming multiple times per day, i just figure you heard about it from 100 other people posting about each new nightmare. I assure you, my soul is cracking.

a/b/o where bingliu have a longstanding heat appointment where they bare knuckle brawl until lqg’s fever breaks b/c he’d rather be concussed than knotted by a rando & no he will not take mqf’s medical advice to Stop Doing That. ofc things spiral when lbh bites him in the heat of the moment

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

sqh: and that’s why you should turn away the tigerhead delegation when they arrive tonight bingge: what a timely and astute warning. insights like this are why you’re my most trusted advisor :) sqh: …while i appreciate your gratitude could you please take your hand out from under my robe

accidentally became the advisor of the wrong guy- #svsss #binghua

at this scene they're supposed to break into a battle the moment their eyes meet - but. this binghe doesn't have? xin mo? sy knows this scene by heart why is binghe just LOOKING at him? #svsss | I figure sy would play his role better - but for the sake of my art, he's too baffled to do so (3/6)

one thing i love about moshang and bingqiu is that sqh and sy respectively think their man is The Bestest Most Hottest Guy Alive while everyone else thinks they should be put on a watchlist

airplane writing a 20 million word novel in four years (10k every day and 25k on weekends) is a feat of hyperfixated insanity only matched by shen yuan reading it in less than three weeks. mfeo

advisor #thescumvillainsselfsavingsystem #svsss #moshang #shangqinghua #mobeijun

i went on spotify stats & this looks far more accurate

Some fun Spotify wrapped stats: 86%: How many tracks artists say Spotify has demonetized on its platform. $0.004: How much the average artist makes per stream. US$114M: Spotify CEO's investment firm spending on AI military tech. $0: How much the intern who says she created Wrapped was paid.

never done this before but currently on my break give me a number 1-100 and i’ll show you what song it is from my spotify wrapped

for the first time in seven years neither mitski nor carly jae repsen are my #1 artist i never thought this day would come

I was preparing to pitch an op-ed on the nationwide protests calling for President Yoon's resignation, aiming to provide global context amid the limited international coverage. Given the urgency, I’m sharing it now. I didn’t expect events to escalate this quickly. #SouthKorea #Democracy

Woof. What a story. Welsh cartoonist Alex Norris is embroiled in a years long ordeal to fend off a US company that claims his strip is THEIR intellectual property. Norris has won several rounds in court, but the suits lurch on w/ crippling legal costs, which is no doubt the strategy.

sqh weighing the pros and cons of outing lqg to his crush vs continuing to let sqq play kickball with his heart and deciding clearly the answer is to seduce lqg so sqq will know he likes men without sqh actually telling him

my ancient #cumplane #svsss #shangqinghua #shenqingqiu #momoart

i think tlj & sqh could work b/c sqh loves taking care of spoiled rich guys & what is tlj if not the ultimate spoiled rich guy. personality-wise he’s too nice for sqh’s taste but his helplessness in taking care of himself & ruling (two of sqh’s favorite enrichment activities) would be like catnip

i will never get sick of this particular OT3 dynamic