Remember last year when @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social finished writing the Anita Bryant episode and she died? This week, FLMM covers racist shitsack Andrew Jackson and shitsack Dick Cheney just died. Just saying. Listen wherever you get podcasts. @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social

Happy Halloween from the boys! This week, they’re covering the mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle and @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social might just be higher than the planes that went missing there. Listen on Spotify or wherever you get podcasts 🎃👻💀 @ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social

The boys are back and kicking off Season 7 with the story of one of the largest police corruption scandals in American history. Listen below on Spotify or wherever you listen to podcasts. @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

This was the early crowd. Can’t even move now.

The sexiest podcasters you know return October 21. Tell your mom. @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

Today, the FLMM boys honor Indigenous Peoples Day and want to remind everyone that Christopher Columbus was an asshole just like Ponce de Leon. Season 2 episode on the OG Florida Man below: @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

The boys are back for Spooky Season. Season 7 drops October 21. @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social 🐊🔪👻

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Three Cuban viejos try to boost a $1m of gold bars and Florida Man shenanigans ensure in the season finale! The boys will be back in the fall - thanks to everyone for listening. We love you! @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

Actor/comedian PicoTV joins the boys to talk strippers, steroids and stupid criminals - it’s an aggressively Florida story and the basis for Pain & Gain starring another Florida Man, The Rock! @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

Part 2: Georges LeMay attempts one of the biggest bank robberies in Canadian history – the Bank of Nova Scotia heist - and is foiled by a scientist who built the first communications satellite. @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

The boys examine the exploits of Canadian bank robber George LeMay: his rise to power, plot to pull off one of the craziest heists ever, and his probably (definitely?) killing his wife in Key West @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

History class is in session and the boys are back with the story of the Hawkins-McCrae duel. It’s like the Hamilton-Burr duel but way dumber because #Florida @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

The boys are off this week so enjoy this episode from Season 4 about cocaine hippos. Yes. Cocaine hippos. 💨 🦛 @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

Did the Lizard King really take out his lizard in Miami? The boys investigate Jim Morrison’s “Miami Incident” and subsequent trial for indecent exposure in this week’s episode. @ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

shorturl.at/uMTcJ Mafia, murder and Miami Subs Grill with a cameo from none other than @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social himself! Check out the newest episode of FLMM wherever you listen to podcasts. @ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

Show memes! Drop your favorite in the comments. Oh and for what it’s worth, @ceejness.bsky.social really is the Salt Bae of horny. @datrorokid.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

The boys have covered serial killers, cult leaders and Matt Gaetz but somehow, Anita Bryant seems worse than all of them 🥧 Check out the new episode of Florida Man Murders here: shorturl.at/q3KDj @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

shorturl.at/Xh2Sn No new episode this week but #ICYMI, season 6 is up and running! The boys cover santeria, larceny, the shadiest motel in Miami and cocaine and that’s just the first two episodes! @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

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Cocaine, Santeria, cool cars and a fire chief who mysteriously disappeared. shorturl.at/mIL53 This episode is so Florida, it should have 200% humidity and be governed by assholes. @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

In the S6 opener, the boys cover one the story of the Miami Airport heist - one of the biggest robberies in US history. Think Oceans 11 but way dumber because…Florida. shorturl.at/mbOuQ @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

shorturl.at/AR4ZN In honor of @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social birthday, here’s an episode about kicking the shit out of colonizers. Celebrate your favorite podcaster today by listening to FLMM and fucking up some colonizers! @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

open.spotify.com/episode/5ZOL... Season 6 drops March 18

Only way to survive the Asphalt Jungle is with a fifth of Scotch and Florida Man Murders. Season Six drops March 18. shorturl.at/UBcBC @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

open.spotify.com/episode/7Ma2... Happy Miami Day! On 3/05, we celebrate the 305 and in honor of the occasion, grab a cafecito and check out the S4 opener about the grisly legacy of Miami Beach’s iconic Fontainebleau Hotel - sex addicts! Models! Murder!

shorturl.at/xF7GK Celebrate love with this Season 2 classic about Count Carl Von Cosel and his corpse bride. He loved her to death…and a little after that. Happy Valentine’s Day from the boys! @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

@floridamanmurders.bsky.social Saw this on some other site, reminded me to go listen

@ceejness.bsky.social makes his triumphant return to the stage tonight at Bob Carter's Actor's Workshop and Repertory Theatre in West Palm Beach at 8:00pm! Come check out one third of your favorite podcast trio live! 18+ Get your tickets here: www.onthestage.tickets/show/bob-car...

The new episodes won’t drop until February but @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social finished writing the episode on Anita Bryant on the day she died. Did Chris kill Anita Bryant? Tune in to Season 6 to find out: shorturl.at/kQjLW @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

Missing Florida Man Murders? The boys will be back soon but in the meantime, check out their old episodes on YouTube courtesy of @5reasonssports.bsky.social: shorturl.at/DTo0c @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social

Listen to Florida Man Murders. Have crazy dreams. open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...

Apropos to nothing, here’s a clip of us discussing why it would be challenging to punch Matt Gaetz in his stupid mutant mountain head @floridamanmurders.bsky.social

Good time to remind everyone that our homies over at @floridamanmurders.bsky.social did an episode on this garbage human. open.spotify.com/episode/1Y2H...

It’s @ceejness.bsky.social birthday and all he wants is: - Another Stanley Cup for the Florida Panthers - A shitload of Flanigans’ Rockin’ Rib Rolls - For you to follow Florida Man Murders: shorturl.at/5jNLw Happy Birthday Ceej! We love you! @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social

America has never been a serious country. The boys cover the caning of abolitionist Charles Sumner by racist Preston Brooks in the S5 finale and yes, Chris does the voices. 🎙️ shorturl.at/9XyCT @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

Discount Butthead figure/Florida rep. Matt Gaetz strikes a chord (A minor!). The boys cover his alleged sex trafficking and his roommate dying under mysterious circumstances. 🎙️ shorturl.at/5LO39 @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

Florida is the Australia of America so this week, the boys went down under with a story about the great emu wars requested by listener Adam from Queensland! 🎙️: shorturl.at/goglJ @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

Fuck colonialism. Pass the mashed potatoes. @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

The circus is in town this week as the boys recount the strange and tragic story of Lobster Boy, Grady Stiles - murderer and sideshow performer. Check it out: shorturl.at/ezCG8 @ceejness.bsky.social

No new episode this week but in case you missed it: Things got a little creepy but also kinda delirious this Halloween when the boys covered a UFO encounter in Palm Beach County 🛸 Check it out on Spotify: shorturl.at/jJW23 @ceejness.bsky.social

No new episode this week but #ICYMI: The boys delve into the case of Barbara Mackle - kidnapped and buried alive (with snacks!). It's creepy, weird and Florida as fuck. Check it out on Spotify: shorturl.at/eyzB8 @ceejness.bsky.social