okay this popped me so fucking hard

"Hurt police, get money" is a helluva slogan to hit them with from now on

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this is a masterpiece

has this made it to the Sports App, Bluesky, yet? I’ve been laughing for hours.

If you see this post your getaway vehicle: (i have been replaying mass effect)

Oh great the admin is just straight up trying to give us all cancer.

Finals are done, now I get a week to laze about And then summer class starts 🎶why did I sign up for a summer class🎶

Oh god some A I bot just replied to my last post, I think I'd rather catch hantavirus

Don't mind me just procrastinating writing the second half of my final

Chief Justice Roberts says the court isn't political. This week, six justices "read" 107 pages of legal briefing in 38 minutes and let Alabama gerrymander its congressional map mid-election. The stopwatch says otherwise.

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FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO VAGINA BONES

“Those who feel like they can intimidate our fellow [Muslim] citizens to take out their anger don't represent the best of America, they represent the worst of humankind, and they should be ashamed of that kind of behavior.” --George W. Bush, six days after 9/11

There's a whole list of reasons why this will never happen, but number 1 is that it would mean this racist ass administration giving a bunch of brown people US citizenship

great post

How to Be a Real Man, 2026 GOP Edition: -Drink whiskey, smoke cigars, make sure it's on camera -Claim you'd kill for your kids, but barely parent -Say you could beat up a bear -Say an out-of-shape 80-year-old can beat you up -Express pants-wetting fear of cities -Be an asshole to women -Whine a lot

The sports world yearns for the pre-action replay era of S C O R I N G A M B I G U I T Y

Nihilist interpretation: the toxic tendencies of the internet have bled into real life My interpretation: our various OCs and blorbos can be used to influence the world around us in more positive ways. You can maybe improve someone's day with yumeposting. Use this power wisely

(Wordle spoiler) I'm suing for copyright infringement

WELP Canvas got hacked, can't access stuff for class anymore. Time for Mass Effect instead I guess

Anime waifu gacha poker. I think we are mining out new circles of hell as we speak

I support my ghost friends, especially the spectres. Of communism. Haunting Europe.

I've got a little free time, throw ideas my way for something to draw

This is the funniest joke ever made

From what I understand, Maoist thought in particular is like, extremely specific to China because it ties in so heavily to their former societal structures. Not that there's nothing for us to learn/use, but there's no way for us to copy/paste that line of leftist thought here in the US.

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

A Pro-AI Dark Money Group Tied to Palantir and OpenAI Is Paying Influencers $5K Per TikTok to Push Pro-AI Messaging

Trails / Kiseki artists, QRT with the first ever artwork you made for this series! I don't have the actual first one since it was on my old computer, so have the first one I ever did in physical media instead #trails_fa

Why's this book low key got the Landorus color scheme

We got a Divine Yapper over here. A real Ashen Chatter. A practitioner of the Eight Games One Million Words.

JD Vance comes out as a surprise pick announcer and whoever he announces tears both their ACLs walking up to the stage

Oh this is gonna pop the fuck off when the next Olympics roll around

Friendly reminder that Peter Thiel has explicitly said that the reason he founded Palantir was to k*ll people

Been replaying Mass Effect and I gotta say, its weird that every galactic species is super cut throat capitalist. Like that's a system that can get a civilization to interplanetary status lmao

Idaho sushi.

I would like to announce that I am also blockading the straight of hormuz

The Sun will rise again #GoldenSun

i'm not researchers but i confidently predict ppl who offload onto ai are going to get early onset dementia

It all comes down to intent. Take twerking as an example Do it in the club? They'll call you a hoe Do it for the Lord however, and they call you a Quaker

Everything King Midas touched turned to gold. I think we've found the guy who kills everything he touches

My take on if Nerissa and Liz had a kid #RavenCrafts #BloodflameArt

Irasutoya, Japan's popular free clip art library, has released its latest creation in honor of the United States President, Donald Trump. It's a clever play on TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out) and the Japanese word タコ for octopus, which also means "idiot."

To all who celebrate

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted