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It's the most wonderful time of the year... Spooky Season! We're going to put three special guests through the most frightening quiz show since Eamonn Holmes was hosting National Lottery Saturdays. Play and win something truly terrifying! And be prepared to laugh so hard you'll howl! #CobraQuiz

Discworld QOTD, from Pyramids “No one is more worried by the actual physical manifestation of a god than his priests; it's like having the auditors in unexpectedly.”

It's FINALULLY HERE! It's time to solve a mur... I mean, "shplurder" atop the Iceberg Crystal Rose! #KioAndMaxi returns for Episode 19 soon. And it was a hoot to record and edit. Keep an eye out for more teasers soon... #AudioDrama #Podcast #Shplurder #Iceberg

Then Toad went into the house and stood on his head. “Why are you standing on your head?” asked Frog.

An old school colleague of mine, by the way. Also, the post mentioned Reform being anti-immigration AND anti-trade union - why hasn't he defended them on workers' rights, I wonder? #NoToFascism

Just had someone tell me that Reform just want to remove the "illegal black and Asians". The only reason my wife is not an "illegal Asian" is because my people colonised hers. Tell me why that makes her more "legal" than anyone else. Or you, for that matter. #NoToHate #NoToFascism

In the Sheffield area? Come and see Midland Players' new take on Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Featuring #KioAndMaxi guests Andrew Graves (Episode 13) and Elliot Dale-Hughes (Episode 17). www.midlandplayers.co.uk #Theatre #NewShow #Sheffield #SheffieldEvents #Shakespeare

Please watch this. I was chased by geese while filming it. #Prembits youtube.com/shorts/G7Fms...

Ben Swithen's magical brain was picked by Sean Morley in this interview for @nowthenmag.bsky.social. A great read all round.

Guess who's back! I'll be performing my first standup set in a while at the marvellous All Jokes Aside tomorrow night - hosted by the even more marvel-worthy Sunny Shine! Come down. It's free, and you'll probably laugh as well. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/all-jokes-...

What is Guy saying? And how is it related to the next adventure of #KioAndMaxi? Find out soon - and send in your thoughts. Correct guesses will win my eternal well of positivity in the face of chaos.

Our Terry Pratchett quote of this particular day, because We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things! #gnuterrypratchett #discworld #jingo #booksky

Oops! Now how did that get here?

Once again, people are killing other people because they feel nothing but anger and can only look online for answers. Perhaps we should try and give people something in the real world to be thankful for instead of looking for ways to make people even angrier.

youtube.com/shorts/lqAuP... More of my goofy readings... just to pass the hour (minute).

TONIGHT! Our host @stuartpdunlop.bsky.social (right) is ready to go face to face with three consenting comedians! The #CobraQuiz starts at 8pm! Get to Raccoon Studios before the seats are occupied by foreign objects!

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We're LIVE tomorrow! Raccoon Studios! And these lovely faces will be making you laugh! Also, I'll be there (just call my name).

Daniel Lythe is live... tomorrow. It's like poetry! #CobraQuiz

The incredible, spreadable Daniel Lythe makes his return to the #CobraQuiz TOMORROW at 8pm! Super excited to make you laugh alongside him once again, everyone! See you tomorrow...

Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters “Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse, the reason being, you were alive to suffer it.”

Looking for volunteers to man the perimeter and make sure James Corden gets nowhere near this.

Nicky Hindmarch returns to the #CobraQuiz and makes her official in-person debut. Will she filter out the competition like a smooth pale ale (I'm not a brewer, tell me if that makes sense). THIS THURSDAY, everyone! #Sheffield is in the Cobra's sights...

@rjhinds.bsky.social makes their return to the #CobraQuiz at our special Raccoon Studios show this Thursday! It'll be the greatest thing since... some kind of wheat-based product!

Tired of Spotify taking your money and giving it to THEM? Listen to our show on Pocket Casts now! That's what I'd do if I were you (and more of a smug git).

Damned spam messages

We're live again next week! Big thanks to the new Raccoon Studios for housing us for a special edition of the #CobraQuiz!

On the same day in the Telegraph:

Since this is apparently a resigning matter, I’ll just leave this here… www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

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If you're really #patriotic about England, make it better: Visit your local library Check in on your local charities Volunteer for the National Trust (or anywhere) Ask a neighbour how they're doing That's how we help England. And that's the England I want to see. Picture: Upper Derwent, today

We are 24 HOURS AWAY from our next The Alternative Cobra Meeting Comedy Quiz at Steel City Comedy! Featuring the very wonderful Sash (Kio in the podcast what I love doing)! Come down TOMORROW night. The questions are ready. The guests aren't. Will you be? #cobraquiz

The CPS have the entire bodycam footage of Linehan’s arrest We would like to know who Linehan said he is going to kill. Under OSMAN they have a right to know.

It's going to be an interesting day when your first coherent utterance is "Oh, bollocks".

Sarah Adams takes on the Cobra Quiz THIS THURSDAY at Steel City Comedy. Will they have what it takes? And can she give you some laughs? Of course! And that's why you should all go! #LiveComedy #SheffieldEvents

I set my calendar to remember the 5th of February 2047, which will mark 40 years since the release of a great Kaiser Chiefs song. I look forward to the Ruby Ruby Anniversary.

More #KioAndMaxi news soon. For now, enjoy this little clip that I remember fondly whenever I hear the word "heatwave" and want to stave off the nightmarish dread of its implications.

Ooh, look. It's me in a compromising position. How scandalous! What's this about? Come to the Wig & Pen in Sheffield THIS THURSDAY and find out. :D

Hey, I'd take them waving a flag over burning down a library any day.

I'm hearing rumours circulate that a certain person is dead or in ill health. As someone who writes a character whose vocation is spreading rumours, let me say: Don't let it distract you. One bastard dying does not mean all the others do like vampires. Be vigilant. Help others. Spread love.

youtube.com/shorts/hX55d... Yep. Let's see how far I keep these going.

Yes, Rincewind is a coward. But I'd rather a coward that doesn't carry a weapon than one that does.

Running Man? Looks like a jogging man at best. We're gonna pitch some unhinged REALITY TV shows and movies because we keep doing it accidentally anyway. Give us your fake REALITY TV titles in the replies!

Oh, boy. It's happening again! #Sheffield #LiveComedy #QuizShow #ABunchofWords

If you wonder why I'm such an anxious person, this is why. I am seen in this post, Ela.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr Who or Transformers.