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Felix puts me to sleep. Arthur puts my needle in the red. Allez Monsieur Fils!!

O.O was simply brilliant. Which tells you how brilliant Radders was. Match of the week by a mile. 🔥 🎾

I really, really want both Emma and O.O to win. It’s a bit painful.

Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”

I’m generally pro Felix. But not when Stan’s involved. And there it is.

All hail Oleksy the Rogue, Moonball Sorceress & Singer of Arm Runes - she takes out one of the Deadly Wangs 6-4 6-4 in the land of vampires 💪🌕✨

Oliynykova is just bloody marvellous. Brings a tear to the eye. Take it all, soldier.

Why bother with epic 5-set battles or endurance? 🙄 Let’s just decide Grand Slams via 15-second TikTok trends at the net. Much easier for our "modern brains" to handle. Who needs history when you can have ✨content✨? Groundbreaking 📉🧠 #Tennis

Oh dear…

Arthur Fils - the handsomest man in tennis - is back with more hair, less muscle, and all the swagger intact. He has been missed.

Carlitos promptly withdraws from Rotterdam. Maybe he’ll just play the slams this year. 😂👍🏻

What in the WORLD??!!

Carlitos Alcaraz wins his seventh slam and completes the career grand slam. An all time great aged 22. Words fail me.

Can’t be underestimated how smart Carlitos is being out there. Calm, unhurried, methodical. Saving body and mind for when and if he really needs it…

Observation: Carlos hasn’t fully unloaded on the FH once. Not once. A strategy? A problem? Bizarre.

Of Carlitos’ seven slam finals this is the only one where he’s clearly just not feeling it. Can he get the feels in time? You know it.

Novaxx playing like a dream. Carlitos tense as tripwire. Plenty of time left.

Okay then. Actual fuckn tennis history on the line here. Doesn’t get bigger than this. Carlitos…kill him. Thanks in advance.

I've already seen that Jannik Sinner "One More Epic Match Lost" narrative: In 2012-2013 with Novak Djokovic.About a scratch in the armor that refuses to go,and how Sinner might want to look in the past at how Djokovic "fixed" it to solve his own future. tennissweetspot.substack.com/p/sinner-may...

Tonight, the noble Sir Charlie of Murcia 😎⚔️ slays the ancient Dark Sorcerer NoVax 🧙‍♂️🧪. He will secure the Career Slam & banish the evil wizard to the shadow realm 😬

That was quite the match. I submit, however, that Aryna let ego get in the way. She’s added plenty of layers to her game and didn’t use any of them against the one player you don’t want to get in a baseline slugfest with. Major kudos to Rybakina for holding her nerve, though.

Okay, then. We didn’t have to wait long for this one to catch fire…

Well that explains it.

Sinners presser is a thing. Dude is furious, barely able to tolerate the questions. And you know what? I like this version of him better. He’s so damn bland, rote, and flavourless the whole time. Be angry, lad. It suits you.

My artistic rendering of the men’s tennis tournament at #ausopen up to and including men’s semifinal day

You will never see a more extraordinary day of tennis. Gigantic, body wrecking, completely astounding. What else can you say.

After a pretty uneventful AO the men’s SF’s are here to save the event. Madness.

Why the fuck has my feed become cartoon characters on a cartoon court!?

That batshit crucifix toting science denier is making a match of this…

…and I don’t want to hear another word about it

Ok. Big breath everyone. Get ready for Duke Slenderman the Red, Harbinger of Doom & Harvester of Souls 🆚 Grand Wizard NoVax the Needle-Bane, Alchemist of Magic Water #AO #Tennis #AusOpen

Not only is Carlitos the most talent tennis player I’ve ever seen, the kid’s an absolute mountain of a human being. He astounds me. He astounds us all. He is legendary.

Carlitos is reanimating. Putting his body into a state of complete zen neutrality, accepting, nursing, and waiting, waiting…

I have woken up to absolute scenes.

At what point do we think that any American who doesn’t say anything is a fascist cult member? We there yet? We can’t be far away.

The bland billionaire makes it interesting for about ten minutes against the brainwashed drone. Final could cook, though.

Neither Rybakina nor Pegula have enough personality to engage me in this match.

Crushingly good from Sabalenka. No notes.

Outrageous set of tennis from Sabs. Holy smoke.

I find Sinner about as interesting as yesterday’s porridge but that was a laser set of tennis.

Woken up to a horrific set of results. That’s some tennis bullshit right there.

I have to leave the match here but, damn, Iga’s game has become rigid. No slices, no vollies, no droppers, no short balls. Sigh. She used to.

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Carlos, you have one job. Everything else is gravy

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Alex will never give up but he’s up against a player so fuckn good he can grin and bop around at 7/10 level and break your soul.

Itchy scratchy set from both. Carlitos takes it. If it stays this way demon will have chances. But if Carlitos levels up…not a chance.

Alarm goes off. Carlitos time.

Not only has Ruud lost all his aggression (familiar theme) but this is a poor quality match all round. Sloppy and formless.