Oh she took that nigga to POUNDTOWN USA after that win skskskskskskskskskkss

Your skyline:

Hey friend!

I need a self care day

Please stop falling for the MTG is a new person con. Please.

I’m not buying anything MTG is selling. Don’t come over on this side bc your president blocked your bid for Senate.

A terrifyingly suspicious pivot.

A $50 cancellation fee for cancelling my MD appointment is actually funny. Bc NOW yall will not be seeing me EVER. God forbid I have to cancel bc I have to work? Tf

Pls don't feel shame for needing help in an environment designed to make you feel defeated.

Crumbl: Things are hard right now, we're here to make shit worse.

Not feeding your military has never worked out for any one. Like in the history of the world.

Sometimes .. I wish I got a redo at life .. like at least a redo of the last 10 years ..

I was today years old learning that this is John Witherspoon wife in this scene with him which means this is even funnier dawg

MANDANIIIII

Several hours of delays later and a bomb threat and I finally made it back to NJ.

Stranded in DC due to a bomb threat … All flights have been grounded until further notice.

You are married tho. Don’t fall for this bald niggas’ lies

I’d vote for Zohran Mamdani if I lived in NYC #NiggasNotFromNYCForMamdani

I don’t think I’ve seen a team suffer so many injuries in ONE GAME like the Commandos have.

It’s a white man flirting with me at the United club lounge telling the bartender “her drinks are on me” THE DRINKS ARE FREE. Omg what is happening??? WHAT IS THIS TRIP.

Going to my safe space.

Section E row 3 on 2/16/25 (Only reason why I’m reselling it is bc I have tickets to the same show but a diff section lol)

Once you tell a nonchalant man someone filtered with you, they get jealous lol

Hot. Lol

Feeling …

This is HILARIOUS

And that’s the last of my appointments. Steak dinner me 😂 Then pack.

What movie do you consider perfect?

Happy Halloween! Hope yall got/or will be active today 👻🎃

ABC after searching all of Jamaica for any white family for other white people to care about:

It’s been a long ass week. And it’s only Tuesday

Lmao yes I’m just outta town. Appreciate you per usual 🥹🫶🏾

Cash Money winning this tonight (no shade to No Limit)

I’ve been drunk since 9am. Yall not HOT?

Chile lmao

The second I land I will be cursing United smooth TF out.

Thank God I wear a mask to work bc I’m now noticing my mustache. I’ve been so busy that I haven’t shaved my top lip smh

Happy birthday @getthebagcoach.bsky.social !! 🥳🎊🎂😊

Deadass I am …. Driving back lmao

Hold up bc they got 25% off after 6pm so I COULD drive back lmaoo

Went to the dispensary. Realized I left my license at home. Drove back to get it and drove back to the dispensary. Realized I left my debit card at home. Yknow what. Nvm. I’ll just be sober tonight bc clearly this is a fucking sign.

I don’t understand coming into money just to do the same thing the people who oppressed you did but hey 🤷🏽‍♂️

These kids were on my NERVES and I go “see this why Tati Mimi doesn’t have kids” and my niece goes “I think we’re not that bad today. We’re bad but not THAT BAD.” Iight lmao you got it lil nigga

Bald niggas <<

It’s okay to be done.

Seeing Black people on the trails >>>

I’m tryna get into my lover girl bag but also … no bc I’m a thug so there’s that