@hillaryclinton.bsky.social your pedophile husband tried to deport me when I was 5 btw. Nonetheless, I am still here and alive. That is a small victory against the mass violence that is deportation. Cope and seethe, lady.

I wouldn’t know whether to eat it or fuck it…

For folks who are fans of linguistics, I highly recommend this book by @dannybate.bsky.social I found it fascinating, enlightening, and an all-around fun read. And even though I’ve finished it, I still bring it with me in hopes I’ll bump into Danny in Prague and have him sign it. 😆

The Epstein case reflects systemic issues within the American elite. Despite clear evidence, the perpetrators will probably never be charged. They engage in exploitative practices without consequence.The American oligarchy has amassed its wealth through parasitism

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Glad to see people talking about Penn Jillette. The 2024 interview was done by me. I found him to be a refreshingly reflective, self-critical individual who has remained curious and willing to evolve.

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Please stop making me remember that Pete Buttigieg exists

Some jobs you just can't work from home

You're a lot closer to sleeping on the street than you are to being a billionaire, a celebrity, or a politician. Don’t ever forget which side you’re really on. Good night.

The Cookout. 2025

If food were meant to cause depression…

fuck gen ai fuck using gen ai fuck promoting gen ai fuck lying about using it when you know it’s wrong fuck the soulless, talentless slop invasion by folks who couldn’t give one iota of crap about books and art and just want to monetise the very things that make us human

I dont often see the version with original sound. It hits different

This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit

In these dark times, it’s great to come together and find something we can all take joy in.

Oh, totally stealing… 😆

Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all

MOAR!

I love living in the era of the business idiot. Multiple 3 trillion market cap companies forcing software down people's throats that they hate that has grown a near-cultural level of ridicule about its propensity for errors, all because they forgot how to do anything but chase quarterly growth

I 100% would have used ChatGPT for homework when I was in school, because homework sucked ass. However, if I hadn't been forced to bullshit a lot of essays 15 minutes before class I wouldn't have learned that I enjoy writing. The moral is to destroy both ChatGPT and homework.

Sorry I forgot to hit this with the appropriate image

“There is a cult of ignorance in the US, and there has always been. …Anti-intellectualism has been…nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge. When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent.” ~ Isaac Asimov, 1980

A book I will always recommend on this broader topic.

Greta Thunberg is great. What she is doing here is incredible!

Something on the side

The happiest dog, you’ll see today

Waaaah

is this... a pro-abortion billboard?

I feel like the Dropkick Murphys would have more commercial success as a band of middle aged dirtbags who had a hit in 2003 if they embraced bigoted politics and I’m very proud of them for not selling out like so many 3 Doors Downs and Stainds before them

I'm from the UK so... 4th of May be with you

Anti-Zionism is anti-semitism? Sure that makes sense. How you pray and what religious beliefs you hold is exactly the same as supporting apartheid and genocide. Can’t even tell them apart; last time I tried to pray the rosary I got confused and bombed a children’s hospital.

Yes, exactly.

Bad role play

Great night

I did *not* know this, but shoulda figured, 😆…

How is it that I can fail my permanent residency exam on the speaking part, yet turn down a sex worker’s offer IN CZECH at midnight at a tram stop in Žižkov?

With just 16 Red Wolves known to remain in the wild, every wolf is essential + worth protecting. #SaveRedWolves

#Caturday Woody and Pingree

Yeah I’m gonna stop you right there, actually. Setting all your other points aside, cops make a TON of money compared to other govt service employees. Teachers, firefighters, social workers, etc, make much MUCH less than police.

"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin