Okay but yes. Cause now I need to know… Like mooo vs moo lahv

Billionaires have spent decades redirecting the blame for failure so of course that goes for the sports world as well.

Soooo ice is using biochemical warfare against citizens…. I know activating the natural guard will escalate but— Walz you might gotta escalate patna….

I believe the ICE agent suffered internal bleeding about as much as I believe that Donald Trump wasn’t in the Epstein files.

Do you know the muffin man?

Bluesky going to work over on Twitter

Please ignore me… I’m crashing out cause my pharmacy is fucking closed— AGAINNN!!!!!

I’d take squidward hostage to see what squilliam would say…. I’d have squidward somewhere off in the cut chillin.

Ngl…. I’d sell Larry. She said she had a yt boy on her roster. He be feeding her pasta and lobsta…

Where is flats momma?

Obviously eating flats would do his dad a favor. You can have more sons you’re a fish bro.

Ngl…. I’d eat Mr. krabs too. You see the size of them claws???? I obviously would’ve gave the business to SpongeBob. Then I’d give Pearl her inheritance.

Flounder is such a delicate fish

If I was in the SpongeBob universe I would’ve ate flats. I would lure him to my house about beating SpongeBob up and he would’ve met my fish knife and bone tweezers.

Many of the January 6 insurrectionists want to cry “woe is me,” but they were literally convicted of crimes — and some are even considered white supremacists. I’m confused as to why we’re still debating conspiracy theories versus facts.

J Cole is dropping an album.

How was Omarion the lead vocalist for B2K when bro can’t sing????

Be walking around the grocery store with carnal urges on the mental. 🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just found out Shaquille Burton in TikTok is like 5’2. I was like no wonder you’re so mad. We’re the same height. 🙄🤣

When I go home we’re going back uk cable.

Can I be honest? No, I’m not listening to the Sascha Riley tapes. I’d like to actually sleep at night. Whatever fucked up shut sascha said happened, THEY DID THAT SHIT! Was Monica Lewinsky trafficked?

How do y’all not see this marketing roll out?

STAAWWWPPPP 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just pearly things knows she’s allowed to be gay right??? She gives me former volleyball player soft butch vibes.

Cognitive Dissonance

Ngl I fw this song a little bit. 🕺

A PR relationship I really wanna see is Pooh Shiesty and Glorilla.

113 years later and Delta women are still on the frontlines — organizing, advocating, serving, and leading. I am beyond thankful for this amazing sisterhood, and the legacy that we continue to build! Happy Founders Day to my Sorors of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc! 🔺

Just know if Jasmine line sisters put up the beacon…. It’s going to be a whole congressional bang out. A sea of red asswhoopin…

That’s why I don’t understand why the people in Congress are playing with Jasmine Crockett…..

Okay…. I laughed wayyyyy too hard at this.

I’m actually waiting for that avalanche to happen.

Hey @thehill.com we’re still waiting on your apologies for this lie. 🤷‍♀️

Words go here

Oscars so yt. Fuck the golden globes. WE DO NOT NEED THEIR VALIDATION

The music 😂

Right now it’s fuck the whole Middle East. We can focus on international issues when we’re not living out a Temu cosplay version of the holocaust.

The alleged people posing as immigration enforcement are going door-to-door with battering rams. Keep that thang on you and BUSS TWICE!!! 🔪🔪🔪 their tires if you can. Keep a boxcutter on you.

He would invade Canada, Greenland, Mexico, Iran AND Taiwan all at the same damn time.

When will we start putting our drama on the Internet???

This is the first video I saw. It’s 19 hours old. The drama is fresh 😭

I’m on board, but this sounds like a nightmare atomically.

You know you can say no, right? You don't have to tolerate shit. THIS IS YOUR LIFE.

There is a man I wanna put a collar around his neck, with a chain leash.

Look, Tony Stark KNOWS he ain’t shit (Civil War), but Bruce Wayne REALLY believes he’s doing what’s best.

Someone tell Mr Parobechek WW3 is digital. Ummm I hope you’re still alive bro.

Hot take: I think the will they won’t they trope only works in children’s media.

I have an irrational hatred of Batman. No…. I will not explain further.