One day 😮‍💨

If my momma gone do anything, it’s close a store

I sweaaar we wasn’t getting diabolical storms weekly before…

Chopped all over the world 😌

Realtors are using Ai bots to respond emails and they just keep sending me the same information over and over again…

Family at my house for a week

Why are apartments only posted a month away from their move in date… do they expect everyone to just be stressed last minute looking for a place

People from hot places really be wearing jeans in 80 degree humid weather

Are there any black gay spaces in Austin

Just boarded the plane and they telling everyone we gotta de board and get on a different plane 🤡

Looking for an apartment feels like a humiliation ritual.

It’s like 15 movies out I need to see. The theaters ain’t been this bussin’ in a WHILE

Saw the person driving behind me this morning smoking a joint.

Backshots in the backrooms>>

Are the skinny Dyson vacuums tea?

We need to ban Ai virtual staging from Zillow. Don’t play in my face like that

Realizing someone isn’t responding to me reacting to their stories anymore cause they unfollowed me.

Dangerous woman is Ariana’s B-Day. Loud af and full of hits 🤣

Watching polyglot YouTubers that live in different countries make me feel like there’a really more to life than this redundant rat race.

He could put out 5 albums, I’m still not listening.

Hate a how many inches ass bitch. You like the dick or nah? What’s the inches going to change about it 🙄

Working 8 hours a day really ridiculous because by hour 5 I’m checked out.

Who wanna pay for me to get a masters degree.

This probably the worst decade for music.

In my next life, can I be the rich gay unctie?

Twitter literally a cesspool.

All these years I put in to the American dream— is tea tho… like where tf my dream

New Beyoncé, Tyla, and Ariana albums this summer.

I need some Katsudon with some Mac n cheese 🥴

Friend cancelled 3 mins before going out.

At the car dealership trying to figure out why water is leaking into my car.

I feel like everything I used to think I excelled at was a farce.

Circumcision is truly a plague on earth

They’re making a split fiction movie adaptation with Sydney Sweeney 😷

Y'all really need to stop with these AI pfps and banners. It really doesn't take that much effort to do better.

That Euphoria episode felt like a boondocks episode with how ridiculous all the characters and situations are.

Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.

crushcrushcrush by paramore

Utada remastered vinyls already sold out

He really turning 80 in a few months.

Cuando eres niño, quieres ser adolescente. Cuando eres adolescente, quieres ser adulto. Cuando eres adulto, quieres ser gato.

Noticing the shift in energy from people but never knowing the cause of it

Finished the story of pokopia and lowkey too overwhelmed to go back and raise the environment levels and perfect the habitat of each Pokémon.

Trying to explain to my Gen X coworkers why Tyler Perry movies are bad. 😵‍💫

Eating dick until they bust >>> ☺️

Sucking balls had never felt good to any man since the history of testicles. Neither does aggressive dick sucking. I need yall to let go of the “more vacuum=more pleasure” mindset… ….especially those of you with penises bc you should know better.

Dracarys!

When the dick big but the picture is taken on the toilet 😷

A lot of times, the person attached to that fat ass that got your attention and follow is an awful individual.