Can you imagine any one person in this cabinet, ONE! bidding as much as an old crusty sock at a LGBTQ benefit auction. Not even asking you to imagine current FLOTUS doing it because come on 😂

I wasn't affected, but about a dozen of my friends were poached by our ex-boss in early 2000 to go work for a dotcom startup where no one in the leadership was over age 25, and the funding had come from their parents and friends of parents (all upper-middle-class).

HAHAHAHA

Leave it to this site to start a knock-down, drag-out discourse about beef prices and consumption. Or, as I like to call it, the great beef beef of 2026

This is Keith. We call him Keef the Beef. Beef is 12-14 years old, nobody knows his exact age because Beef only has four teef left. He is on prescription weight management food, has asthma, and arthritis. Some days I feel I can't afford Beef either. WE 👏🏼 WANT 👏🏼 CHEAP 👏🏼 BEEF 👏🏼

Good morning everyone, I'm on a trip till Sunday. Writing this in my hotel room that the AI chatbot told me was going to have a microwave. It doesn't and never did. Thankfully I only packed one item to be used in the nonexistent microwave (big mug to heat water for my tea)

I was already in my fight, flight, or freeze mode after the "dead raccoon's penis", but no, the headline still kept going. A family road trip!

This. Also, come see me later for a chocolate-looking-but-not-chocolate, dairyless, eggless cake recipe from the 90s Russia (Later because I'm on the road and won't be back home till late Sunday and that's where the recipe book is)

Unrelated, I will forever be thankful to the women rightwing public figures for making beachy curls look cringey and go out of style. You know how hard those MFs were to make and maintain (something I've only done a few times a year when going out for something extra-fancy)

I had a work friend who switched to the business side of the house, changed jobs, and quickly rose up to director level, mentored by CEO of a *nonprofit* insurance company. He told me that their family deductible was 8,000 I think? With industry standard being 4-5k. Keep reading it gets better

The article is behind a paywall, but I'm guessing that "and maybe it'll get you paid too" is a good summary.

Damn, this is a good ad.

Me telling new immigrant me who just got off the plane in America, The Land Of Opportunity, 29 years ago, about 2026

Honestly, same and I never sat a presidential election out since I was first granted the right to vote in 03

Because people seem to think I put regular anti-Zionists on my Nazis list, I’m gonna use this thread from now on to show why I’m adding people

Many great comments (some of them mine) but more importantly, the answer is 42

When your daffodils are in bloom and you want to admire them all day, but there's a very agile cat living in your house

I will worship this new generation if they bring in "that's AI" to replace "Ohio rizz",

Quoting myself so followers don't miss this romantic af story. For two years in the mid-2010s, I dated a guy about my age, who'd moved to Ohio same year I did, but from Louisiana; had settled in a small town an hour from Columbus and loved to talk abt how Cbus was superior to Cleveland in every way

I see your four semi-adventurous dogs and raise you this list of hot dog toppings from happydogcleveland.com

One flew east, one flew west, one flew over the cuckoo’s nest.

This is so well done. 👌

From a post: “Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”

Hahaha damn thing summarized a friend's email update (unasked) and almost gave me a heart attack with its "(friend's daughter) bought a house and lost her job". After a frantic speed-reading of the email, it turned out she'd bought a house and JUST STARTED A NEW JOB

Keith, so he won't feel left out. I clicked video by accident but it came out fine so here it is.

Mishka, for no reason other than he's beautiful. He wants to open the front door but I'm not going to let him

Damn. All three look accurate to me

After a lot of treats, pats, and play time, we were finally able to translate yesterday's screams of my old cat into English. Here's the translation youtu.be/UNVbIEhDwCs?...

I went to Costco this week for the first time in years and am ready to turn over management of the country to them

Old job was bought by a bigger company and had an all-hands 3 months later where, 5 min before the start, back door opened and someone said "Kevin, can you step out for a sec" (Kevin was a beloved manager) then 30 min later we were shown an org chart that didn't have Kevin on it & he never came back

Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal

Elder cat has been screaming into the void all day. I'm starting to wonder if he can read and understand the news

On top of it being a war crime and an inhumane genocidal thing to say - remember that Key and Peele skit where Peele was the gf repeatedly getting her boyfriend's ass kicked by random large guys? This can be us one day if Meegan, I mean Donald, keeps posting like this. youtu.be/y3JOQqoCNjc?...

Wild how, when I asked people on this site, "where should my Israeli classmate's child go back to, when her mother fled Russia & her father's family was expelled from Morocco?", answers were mostly blocks. But the last person I expected to agree with me on it, based on media coverage of him, does.

Behold the free marketplace of ideas. Quoted image reposted with my attempt at a real alt.

Y'all there is a woman and a black man circling the moon and NASA's mission control+ science teams are so diverse and people are nerding out about science and exploration this is all a gigantic middle finger to the stupid and hate and grotesque ghouls running our country

Watched it with sound myself just now and turns out, you may want to have the sound on. There's birds chirping in the video. No doubt, saying to each other "can you believe this shit? SNOW! After I just laid my eggs on Saturday! Fuck this shit I'm moving to South America"

It was 80 degrees on Saturday, this is my morning walk today on Monday. Cleveland spring FTW

Whoo boy.

We're going to need a bigger bin

is American politics high school cause there's 2 parties i wasn't invited to and I hate both of them

Someone who'd blocked me over a misunderstanding sometime last year, just showed up in my feed, which made me happy and excited about being able to read their posts again! Nature is healing. Happy whatever spring rebirth holiday(s) everyone celebrates to everyone who does!

Hi @ifbookspod.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social @notalawyer.bsky.social I know I'm beyond late to this party, but I'm finally listening to your ep on The Rules and I've got something to share that I promise you haven't heard before. In the early 2010s 1/

Good afternoon, Bluesky. I interrupt today's political coverage with breaking news. My office trash can has been hacked. I repeat, my office trash can has been hacked. The hacker attempted to get hold of important office documents, but was stopped in the act. New hacker-proof can has been ordered.

Never thought this country's top-tier lawmakers would continually remind me of an alcoholic loser I briefly met in 1990, but here we all are bsky.app/profile/mash...

She is confusing SCOTUS with every other courtroom in the country, where there *is* a chair set up for President Trump to sit in. At the defendant's table.

If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Just got to a Dr appointment and my first thought was, "huh, interesting that they haven't taken the Christmas tree down yet." Y'all. It's an EASTER TREE.

This is some high level shade from NYT www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/u...

Aaah i can't stop