I cleaned my oven tonight. I don’t remember the last time I cleaned my oven. Anyways, it’s clean now

Made bread for the first time

It’s giving ~desperate~

Has he ever been in a walkable city?

Nice to see these portable fire hydrant water fountains in the city. This is at Fifth and QED.

October is Pregnancy and Infant Loss Awareness Month. 🩷💙 Robert Munsch one of Canada’s most beloved authors and his wife had two stillbirths, which was the inspiration behind the book Love You Forever.

It’s even more striking if you look at survival rate carsp.ca/en/news-and-...

This is why we want drivers to slow down. (Typical injuries shown for the average adult. It’s even worse for kids.)

I need to win the lottery. Not even the crazy one. Just three million dollars. The first million I would invest and then live off the investments. The second I would use to buy a house in the neighbourhood I want and the third would be to send my kid to a private school

Ottawa should do this.

Shout out to @heymw.bsky.social and the kid for making vegan pumpkin cookies with vegan cream cheese icing

I am begging Canadians to understand that Canada Post, like public transit, should not be a business - it's a service. Canada Post is a lifeline for rural, remote and Northern communities and overall, we need to re-evaluate why people think they "need" random shit delivered ASAP.

I would say I’m about 50% done Christmas shopping

Canada Post “lost” 1 billion dollars last year? How about, “it cost Canadians 1 billion dollars to have a national postal service” which works out to costing about $25 a year per person (population of Canada in 2024 = 40 million). Seems like a pretty reasonable cost to me.

Been really missing my dad lately. Specially his cooking.

The shadows cause me to lose my mind. I went through the 5 stages of grief and dissociated on the couch for an hour. It looks okay, but will probably need a third coat 🫠

I have realized I am actually very bad at painting

Anyone got tips for getting dirt stains out of kids clothes?

Let's cheer the Canadian women dominating world rugby. They had to crowd source to raise the money to even get into the tournament. Nobody took them seriously. They crushed the New Zealand giants. They are going into the finals. Come on fellow Canucks - is the real miracle team. So proud.

OSCAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

The kids current favourite dinner is miso soup with tofu, bok choy, mushrooms and rice noodles

Shout out to @heymw.bsky.social and the kid for making Pumpkin Chocolate Chip muffins this afternoon 🎃🍂🧡

Mike just told me that the bacteria in my mouth are pooping on my teeth.

Fist Women’s Rugby World Cup Final since 2014!!!!! Canada plays the winner of the England vs France game which is happening tomorrow at 10:30am!

Canada did it!!!! 34-19!!! We are going to Rugby World Cup Final NEXT WEEKEND!

This last half has been really tense. Currently still winning 31-19. 15 ish minutes to go

12 minutes in and we are leading 12-0

Women’s Rugby World Cup Senior Finals Canada vs New Zealand starts now!!!!!!

Canada (ranked 2nd) vs New Zealand (ranked 3rd) women's rugby world cup semifinals today at 2:00 p.m. today just FYI.

Ernie Coombs was, and still is, a beloved symbol for generations of Canadians. As Mr. Dressup, he was a fixture of Canadian television for decades. Even 24 years after his death he is remembered fondly. This is his story. 🧵 1/16

I’m actually so proud of the kids Halloween costume. Joint effort from @heymw.bsky.social and I on pulling this one off.

WORLD RECORD MONDO DOES IT AGAIN 6.30M TO SEND THIS STADIUM INTO A FRENZY

I would like to petition to no longer have sand at school playgrounds. My kid has come home everyday looking day looking like she rolled in the sand for the entire recess

On this day in 1910, the Regina Rugby Club was formed. In 1924, the club changed its name to the Regina Roughriders. In 1946, the team changed its name to the Saskatchewan Roughriders. The team has played in 19 Grey Cups and won four times (1966, 1989, 2007, 2013).

GOLD FOR CANADA 🇨🇦 EVAN DUNFEE IS THE WORLD CHAMPION The Canadian comes from fifth to first and wins gold at the World Athletics Championships. A remarkable race by @EvanDunfee in his seventh appearance at worlds. What a start for Canada in Tokyo.

My lip area is now swollen. I’m pretty sure it’s a reaction to the bandaid adhesive because the skin is not hot or red, and I don’t have a fever

On this day in 1984, the first episode of Jeopardy! with Alex Trebek as host aired. The show originally aired from 1964 to 1975, but was revived in 1984 after the success of Wheel of Fortune. Trebek hosted the program for nearly four decades until his death in 2020.

The kid is taking bagel bites for lunch today. How much are the teachers going to judge?

Insomnia is really fun

Had to have a mole removed on Friday and I’m supposed to keep it covered until the stitches fall out. Anyways now my skin is reacting to the bandaid/tape adhesive 🥴

The kid has gotten me sick now. And I have zero appetite a very sore throat but I am also very hungry

My kid was having a mid dinner melt down and crawled under the table. She then asked “can you come see me?” No ma’am I’m not crawling under the table

This Canada vs Scotland game got tense again 😬 @joeboughner.bsky.social how are you feeling?

Yes Canada! 🇨🇦 🏉

How long is too long to wait for a doctor at an appointment? Cause right now it’s been 30 mins

Kid made it 3 days into kindergarten before she got sick

3 days into school and I think the kid has her first cold of the year. And for some reason my anxiety is through the roof about this

Shoutout to my new ninja blender who has already cut me twice

The day I’ve been dreading for a year is finally here. It’s the night before kindergarten ✏️🚸🖍️🍎

My throat is very sore after screaming during the Australia/USA women’s rugby game