a Hondavirus outbreak would never happen at Toyotathon, I tell you what

HOOKEM LADIES! LETS GOOOOO

USWNT head coach Emma Hayes was having too much fun on her NWSL tour 🇺🇸🎟️ What player do you think she has her eye on? 👀

USS Enterprise, STAR TREK (2009)

We are LIVE doing stuff and things. Tarkin' Off On Thursday with the boys. www.twitch.tv/ninjahipypir... (I do not apologize for this post)

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

People are already peddling ivermectin for Hantavirus. The same people had never heard of Hantavirus 3 days ago. We live in the dumbest possible timeline.

I see no lies here

It's Revenge of the 5th, and we're back into @swtor.com ! Still raising money for @stjudeplaylive.bsky.social and playing Eternal Throne for the first time!!! twitch.tv/Nelstar15

Two nights ago, I said Trump had been using our troops as pirates in Iran and a Republican got mad. Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy.

Democrats positions on LGBTQ issues are not rocket science. We simply want the same rights for our LGBTQ friends that straight cis white people get. The only people who don't agree with this are republicans pushing the narrative that they are pdfs which is funny cause, you know, most of them are...

Voting is exactly like ordering a burger. I always get carded before getting my fries! 🙄 Meanwhile, I already showed two forms of ID to the CA DMV, which prompts you to register when you get or renew your license. But sure, let’s pretend none of that exists. #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks

With peace achieved, the Federation and Klingon Empire could focus on important matters - drinking together. The Klingon warrior is surprised that drinking vessels were even made that small. Scotty assured him that after he tried the green stuff, he'll be glad that the glass was no larger.

Sometimes I think I can’t love Hayley more than I already do and then she goes and does shit like this

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

@bexthebard.bspeople.com WAIT They are also dating? How adorable is that!?!?! people.com/all-about-pa...

If you have it in you to watch a sport other than Hockey & you’re a Dallas fan, I’m begging you to join us & lock in on the Dallas Wings this season. The season starts a week from Saturday, & Paige Bueckers is a smart, cool, queer superstar who won ROTY last season. They’ll be a blast to follow.

Really disappointing way to end the season. Dallas didn't play well down the stretch, we got hot too early. On to next season.

Stars are aggressive, taking shots, but just are not in position for the tip. Minnesota is just packing in and being stronger in front of the net

That sucked. Horrible puck luck.

Dallas looks MUCH more aggressive in fhe 3rd period

Still on the table boys

I have no idea what to expect from the 3rd period. Im guessing heartbreak, but I guess we'll see

EVEN STRENGTH GOAL STARS! SUCK IT FALIGNO

I just want Bischel to catch Falgino sleeping one time.

Dallas shows some life. After a solid penalty kill, Dallas ties it up on the power play!

Well, Dallas gets out of the 1st period down 0-1. Miko is hurt, we only got a handful of shots on goal. That could have been worse. We have to find some scoring.

oh my god, Gritty

When you have an NWSL game so you get USWNT Manager Emma Hayes to babysit 😂 You can feel the love between Emma and Sophia Wilson’s daughter Gigi 🥹

OMG OMG OMG

Yeah, Dallas has not played well at all. No urgency. Oettinger is the only one who's shown up, but that second goal was a fairly easy save for him. If we dont lock it in, gonna be going to Minnesota in a must win.

Hyry being out is not good. Hes been Faska lite, doing dirty work and dominating face offs

Another Penalty Kill. Meyers made the right calll

Mikko costing us goals for dumb penalties. He just cant do that.

Oettinger doing hero type shit out there with no stick.

#Stars are tied 1-1. Power play is our savior.

Have we heard anything about him

We are LIVE playing Tarkov, talking football, and doing things and stuff! www.twitch.tv/ninjahipypir...

Dallas did something right? Im shocked. Absolutely shocked.

Nothing says “welcome back to america” like a Costco membership 🤣 📸 IG/catarinamacario

Oh man, staying up late is catching up with me today!

THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT YALL

Please score Stars. Im tired.

Yall I hate Hughes so much.

Oettinger has been nails, but that penalty might have the fat lady warming up

Overtime