More like Lic Laxton with all those L's

"What? No,that can't be real. Gotta be an AI story." - my mom finding out about leg lengthenkng surgery

This is actually a Christmas movie youtu.be/oPQpbm8j504?...

I truly despise that wack commercial that uses All Caps

On the train to Boston and the man behind is not merely wrestling with a bag of chips. It's Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. If he's not in a gi with two cauliflower ears, I am going to be disappointed

@nerditry.myatproto.social Collard melt from Turkey and The Wolf was INSANE!!!!!

Tired: Six foot party sub Wired: Six foot party banh mi

At the show, sweating like 33

Stepped out of the humidity and found theee warmest empty seat on Metro North

Ball is life

Truly living in the prequel to Thundarr the Barbarian

Somebody said Coldplay hasn't made a single in years, and now they've made two in one day.

Watching Navy Seals before listening to the @actionboyz.bsky.social episode and was not prepared for the Bon Jovi cover of The Boys Are Back In Town

Brimless baseball cap gotta be the #1 dumbest hat of all time

Pope Kenny Dennis I

Mikal Bridges with the rip, Knicks win in OT

Happy 77-74 Day to those that celebrate

@jonnjcb.bsky.social Shook Ones Part II

Putting Jim Jones verse after Andre 3K verse is like eating a footlong sub and finding out its a cat turd at the end.

If I had known Steph Castle and Andre Jackson Jr were going to be in the dunk contest, I might have skipped this show. But probably not

Stephen A. Smith. The A stands for "Aye maybe you should sit this one out, big man"

Kendrick, Serena, Sam...That was INSANE.

Nobody: Me: AND IF THERE'S CRACK IN THE BASEMENNNNT...

Knives Out but it's Benoit Blanc trying to solve the Luka-AD trade

Redman really had everyone from Jersey (except for @siempresosa.bsky.social and @jonnjcb.bsky.social ) on this track youtu.be/53BthILEo6o?...

Is The Big Lebowski just Friday for people who like jam bands?

the beignets are all like "finally, let's see how *you* like it!!!!"

Upside: that milk dud headass mayor won't be at the Knicks game today. Tiny victory or whatever

Despite lukewarm response to my "Spend $20 and get a vintage Yo! MTV Raps card" promo, the Project X Baking debut was a success.

@beerswithandres.bsky.social Should we do a Family Matters rewatch or are we not that bored?

December 15th

If you like things that taste good, I'll be slinging the sweetness next Sunday at the holiday market at Nod Hill Brewery in Ridgefield, CT. (If you don't like things that taste good, check out Applebee's.)

Fun fact: I really hate Empire State of Mind

convinced that there are people who love trump for no other reason than that he gave them a personality, however rancid it might be

@kissingcounts.bsky.social I found this on my trip to Copenhagen last month

Pistachio cream brownies

I got beat up once. But I sued him for taking steroids so I won really

Baking with pistachios for the first time. The blanching and skinning (before roasting) is tedious but my hands smell pretty delightful so that's kinda neat.

Is The Funeral on the Mount Rushmore of Neptunes songs? (This place really needs polls)

Post a non-religious photo you think is holy.

Ginger molasses cookies w/pineapple.

I miss The Big Ragu.

if you see this post a concert pic you took...

Met Langston and David last night at the My Momma Told Me live show last night

What's your favorite Minor Threat ad-lib?

High Vis at Knockdown Center. From my upcoming photo essay "Bad Pictures of Great Bands"