One thing we've learned this year is the rough percentage of obstensible Americans who are mad about Kent State mostly becuase not enough students were murdered.

I am getting a little chuckle at the idea that an ivy encrusted hack falling their way upward because they oil up the worst excesses of amoral corporatism is a new phenomena.

@murderxbryan.bsky.social I am duty bound to report that as I am listening to Episode 1 for the first time, y'all absolutely read a review of the sex maze club for sale in Palm Springs (at ~45:00).

[whispery voice] "Gusy, is it okay to wait until the new season of Only Murders is over to cancel Hulu?"

Hulu pop up coming to Melrose if you want to make your opinions on the Kimmel situation known.

Jesus Christ, I have to show public support for [checks notes] one The Man Show hosts?

a lil throwback tumblr marco action for @chrismohney.bsky.social and @allyzay.bsky.social

[Sees the SB-79 is *this* close to passage] "Time to have a celebratory coffee and see how this is going over in the local press... "

Very niche experience: every time I see TPUSA, I read it as CPUSA.

I have no way of explaining this, even to myself, but I just realized today that I have been thinking this whole time that Arch Manning is Patrick Mahomes' nephew. I understand how crazy that is.

One of the great reasons to subscribe to @rodger.bsky.social's newsletter is that you get reminded that the internet is filled with just amazing stuff to look at, every day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qd4...

I'm already a Channel 6 sub, but just going shamelessly farm for engagement that I pulled the trigger on the Shutdown Patreon when @hollyanderson.bsky.social dropped "Which tab is here to bomb a wedding in Yemen". Keep on keeping on, etc.

[sighing as I am about to type the most tedious and pointless post in history] "Did Lorenz literally claim that RNC meetings have a mandatory mask requirement?"

I'm not much of an accelerationist, but I do think the fastest way to radicalize NYT libs would be to defund gifted student programs.

Every image of these bloated HGH EDC fetishists marching through cities makes me think of the friend who said he would never buy a gun because when you buy a gun you are going to want to use that gun. But also? Maybe starting to think people play too much Call of Duty.

My advice would be to stay away from the party discourse, because nothing good will come of dredging up Obliterati and LVHRD images.

I like the retro compact bsky vibe. Feels like back when TMFTML would do a post about Killing Joke and you'd be like, 'shit, now I have to come up with a clever enough take on Killing Joke that doesn't seem like I'm just riding in the wake by happy hour'

For anyone who believes the smartest people in the world are working on AI, I am here to inform you that Google Slides does not include tab stops.

I gotta say, as someone who does both information design and is worried about managing their personal carbon footprint, this feels pretty fuckin judgy and unreasonable.

Kinda sweet when bsky gathers together to help someone. A dude with a fetish for getting yelled at told everyone he was having a rough go of it and everyone stopped what they were doing to satisfy him.

Just got an email from the CEO of Verizon the with subject "Our commitment to you" so I guess that means it's time to fire up Ars or Krebs to see if they just disclosed a big hack.

An extremely underrated thing about nine-darter videos is you get so see the full narrative arc unfold in about ninety seconds.

The most platonically pure form of posting is Japanese chinchilla accounts.

Would be kind of funny if the pee tape got released as a distraction from the Epstein files.

Me: I'm worried about AI diluting the number of job opportunities in my field. LinkedIn Job Board: With Skibidi Toilet reshaping how modern IP scales, this is a key creative leadership role with deep hands-on execution responsibilities

After 10 years, I'm fairly sure only 10% of even extremely online people can correct define and identify a "ratio". I do not count myself as one of those people.

There has to be a discourse out there of people who are on zoom calls in public but don't use headphones and aggressively defend it as an ablism issue. Feel like seeking it out the way you twist a loose tooth.

TrueAnon cap spotted on the feature table of the WSOP Main Event, which is slightly more impressive than me repping the Guys challenge coin at the dailies.

I wish the people so interested in Mamdani's SAT scores or his transit plan would apply some analytics to Brooke Rollins' Slavery 2.0 schema.

As much as I agree that every article about Mamdani in the past two weeks is trash, I cannot get into the scuffle about SAT scores, since my online non de plume comes from a [checks notes] online scuffle about Bush v Kerry SAT score story in 2004.

There is a literal trash strike in Philadelphia right now?

This the good shit. The pure, unadulterated centrist mindset. Chills.

Owning Mahowny wasn't in the DB

Bill Clinton and Andrew Cuomo, talking about sexually assaulting women.

Trend watch: new construction home with 'podcaster alcove' spotted on Zillow.

Inadvertently having a 'who's on first' exchange with Carlos D over the pool table list at a bar on Ave C.

Oh, man, guys. C'mon. I was really hoping Josh Barro would be a beacon in the booskie community. I don't know if I can come back from this [kicks rocks].

Good afternoon from my third world front yard.

All those people who were just salivating for the chance to claim @dieworkwear.bsky.social finally got self-owned must be really conflicted right now. J/k they don't give a shit because it's all just posting to them.

I hope it turns out @dieworkwear.bsky.social somehow induces them to show up at Uniqlo at the same time.

I think it's worth noting that this probably won't hit because there is plenty of evidence that the Republican Party doesn't have a problem with Pedophiles. [guy with a fedora & threadbare Reason Magazine tee shirt interjects "They don't have a problem with Ephebophiles, actually."]

Post a banger that's not in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbCn...

I understand that it's a little churlish to gloat about being correct about Gaiman, Whedon and Rowling, so rather than being indulged in acting superior, I humbly offer my wisdom could be useful in forward-looking manner.

It's batshit crazy that the Dems are going to Moneyball meme a left Joe Rogan when they could just leverage @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social or The Distraction, both of which are exactly what they are looking for, but they don't qualify for the Dems because they won't sell out Trans kids.

On a day that's been Round 156 of whether or not bksy has the rizz, seeing a classic 'I HAVE TO STICK THE KNIFE IN THIS GUY WHO CLEARLY AGREES WITH 99% OF MY POLITICS' gives me a lot of comfort & hope. Signed, A guy who maintained multi-year feuds w/ppl I agreed with 99.9% of their politics

The WNBA rewarding all the people who subscribed to their direct revenue streaming option by making available [checks notes] less than half of their top drawing team's games available (out of market).

Nottoway burning three days after the MOVE bombing anniversary feels like a win? www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vv_...

Technology has impacted some elements of journalism. I remember an article in the Voice or NY Press in the 90s talking about how the typical hazing at the NYT was putting you on the Movie Clock, where apparently you had to type all the listings for every theater in Manhattan every day.