I dunno, convert some of the endless paved space reserved for cars into green space that can absorb water, maybe? Sorry, forget it. That could result in a car owner being inconvenienced, which would of course be far worse than the flooding of our cities and towns.

This photo reminds me of me. Friends in the bhiking community call me the wingless crow. And I've always got my camera over shoulder. #xbiking #bikes I attempted a useful vid for anybody who explored on Veloviewer. Or wants to know what bhiking is. youtu.be/f11IxTCU5Ls?...

Three stories in the Manchester section of the BBC website... Man who rides bus to stay warm, homeless mans tent set on fire. Man spends 100k on a bar bill at new nightclub.

Oh no, drivers might adhere to the speed limit for no reason.

Bhiking!

“I never go for a walk without my bike.” -- Bob Harrison, founding member of the UK's Rough-Stuff Fellowship 📷 Albert Winstanley

Literally just blocked an account that posts nothing but you tube music videos, and two more identical accounts have have immediately appeared like the Hydras head.

One thing about having a pet dog is you can't just come down in the middle of the night for secret sourdough crumpets.

@rantyhighwayman.bsky.social Are these a thing, should they be flashing, and do they mean anything?

Worked in Asda last night picking orders for delivers but everything was every so slightly off... Packing blapples and noranges, malk and plotatoes and parsneys. And before you could pick an order you had to do a lap in go kart or powered roller boots.

Day ruined. Had lunch at the kitchen table. Idled on social media for a bit. Made a cup of tea. Went upstairs to resume work. Left tea downstairs. As previously stated, the day ruined. Now emerges new niche market for Uber services.

Finally got my hands on a book that I've wanted for a good while but can't bring myself to start reading it. What's the Germans word for that?

Couldn't help my self... This is real life, not a comedy sketch. #comedy "Dries it quicker"

At the expense of everything. Remembrance day parade diverted due to... Yes you guessed it. accommodating illegally parked cars.

Lollipop woman and pupils in Hertfordshire nearly hit by car - BBC News share.google/UMAjjvMdWOD4... Report this to the police and they'll ask, what do you want us to do 🤦🏼‍♂️ If a child's body is smeared across the road, the report mentions the child failing to wear construction site safety gear.

That day my supervisor fell asleep on the job!

She burried my fucking nuts, again.

www.instagram.com/reel/DLkLJTU... I don't understand the words but I know what he's saying...

Just on an intellectual level... Who do these people think they bought the lans from? A line in the sand: the fence dividing residents in Sandbanks - BBC News share.google/0Q5mNuV30ZgO...

Spoke to this fella the other day and dropped him a few quality knit wares off. He said it's his lifestyle choice and that he no longer wishes to participate in the hostile society we've built. Some people are driven to this but not for the reasons most people might think. He asked for thermos BTW.

Sir David Attenborough backs bid to buy Rothbury Estate - BBC News share.google/a48SOskD3J9c...

The a-bomb has been dropped on us. Top economists warn of a bleak financial outlook.

Watched a film called Avatar last night. It was much better than I thought it would be. I asked the sprogs if they thought that could ever happen on Earth? People destroying the planet to make a very small number of people lots of money They don't seem to think so.

This is jobs for the boys... Very naive or deliberately misleading to call this scam incompetence. Home Office 'squandered billions' on asylum accommodation, MPs say - BBC News share.google/3AjxD0ndWwbz...

Never ending day, hence nap time.

Can you manage a plastic free Halloween? Skip the balloons, they all end up in the woods and rivers around your home. Skip the plastic trinkets and random bollocks, it’s all destined for landfill. You’re never wearing that plastic costume again, and neither are your kids. Make something real.

A forced upgrade from my internet provider which meant 12mnth old router was redundant. Good news, I got a free returns label from internet, and I now have 200MILLION mbps speed that I didn't want, need or ask for. soul knows it won't really be recycled but sometimes we need to kid ourselves, right

Let's make this the new planking trend!

Modern means for modern needs! How about that for a concept?

Sooo... How do you find your bookmarks on this app? #bluesky

Self Portrait during some Urban Exploration circa 2019

Dutch and UK silicon chip makers taken into government control for national security reasons... So we can continue to sell cars Meanwhile: international investors still own water... Nexperia: government takes control of China-owned chip firm - BBC News share.google/kPbbV9g3NAWR...

The Whistle was blown pretty loudly on these schemes many many years ago. Government: Meh Too many of the boys making a good scratch from public funds obvs. Lesson? don't throw good money after bad, maybe.

I'm preparing for migration from Windows to a Linux OS... I need to find a program that has a similar tool to Adobes' Camera RAW Filter, that can output to BMP with various diffusion options for the BMP conversion! Ideally for a high volume work flow. Where to start? #adobe #digitalimage #design

Ahooooo, pretty good.

I'm going to do it, Alien Romulus.

It's Prime Day so here's your regular reminder that: - Amazon has been exposed for throwing away millions of unused products each year - Amazon emits MORE CO2 than Hong Kong & Denmark - Jeff Bezos earns more in 1 MINUTE than many of his workers do in a year Overconsumption is KILLING our planet

Three Bollocks

happy sunday, remember that you are completely expendable to your employer and that when you die they will forget you ever existed within weeks and easily replace you

Half way House for Drum n Bass on the Bike in Manchester tomorrow! Unity! Check out my ride on Strava: strava.app.link/u7OgvumqcXb

Is this the most nonsensical statement ever made by any prime minister? Starmer to protesters: 'Respect grief of British Jews' - BBC News share.google/7AomNjb8ilM6...

Very sad, and yet still amazing how much coverage 2 people being killed gets if it's based on some kind of religious ideology, or racism. Especially in contrast to how little coverage a couple of teenagers being murdered will receive due to ongoing and growing social inequalities.

Be more French.

Toxic behaviour driven underground, pish... It's out in the open, its blatant, it's encouraged, it's systematic, it's recursive, and if you see the police looking at you, run. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4...

If there's anybody you want to murder then do it in a car, or a van. It seems there is an inertia to the law for people inside of motor vehicles. Oldham driver cleared of murder of man he knocked over - BBC News share.google/06XF1AD9tv15...

It's true.

These are decent flats with a decent layout and plenty of green space. If they can be retrofitted, then they should be. I think we all know the quality of the new plans will be very low anyway. Last resident on Rochdale estate says demolition 'feels personal' - BBC News share.google/PHnzjdGQNwsb...

So many of the “rules of biology” are tumbling, and we're realising how little we know about the #Biodiversity that we are fast trashing: “the lowest temperature ever documented for movement in a eukaryotic cell” scitechdaily.com/tiny-arctic-...

Danish Man: How many people ride bikes in your town? Bart: The paper boy, till Dad hit him. Lisa: Sadly, the one headline he couldn't deliver.

🤔 one logical conclusion of the digital ID.... Assigned a digital ID at birth. Linked to your single email. Eventually required to access any internet. All activity fed through AI. conformation culture propogates. Perfectly domesticated population in 2-3 generations, or less.